Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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if you are on the river then clearly only a free 'motorboat' should earn free beer.
Size isn't everything. I judge on feel and taste as well.
Good ol' Arizona.
I love big titties
What the texter failed to mention was this is a guy...
Ahhh, how I love the river. Tits for booze is a reasonable trade, cause you see more tits with more booze
Bigger are better
way to generalize. everyone loves big tits until they are hanging at your knees, then they miss the A cups
Also, A cups have the advantage that you can fit a whole one in your mouth at once.
both of these coming from girls with A cups. bigger ARE better.
arthurlux and I are both men. Smaller are better.
Floating the salt... Sun, snakes and boobs
when there are tits and booze involved, size plays no role... seems as though some guys would screw a warm cup of mud if left to their own devices...
My friends use me for that reason...terrible
pretty sure i was the one giving out the free booze
Hopefully they're perky too, otherwise flashing them won't help as much as you'd hope. And then you don't get enough free beer.
I second that, Ed.
Story of my life!
We have that girl too and she's my wife. Everyone is going to stare at her natural 36FF's anyways so we might as well get free booze out of the deal.
I've done that a time or two...
I love the river! AZ!
Best text so for today :)
Yessss I cannot believe I got this posted :):):):) hahahaahahahaha
marsho: wat u mean taste? I hope not breast milk or silicone
this is the reason TFLN>>SFTLolz>FML>MLIA
And problably the fakest
I LOVE the Salt River... I love tits too!!! Seen a few on the river... Good times
Yeah I have had to do that before too lol I have the best crazy friends
Funny thing is, before I even looked at the area code, I knew this was referring to AZ. The phrase "boobs and river" go together like "fake and Scottsdale"
Stay classy zona
tits or get the fuck out of the river
Ohhhh ASU...love it
Wow I have actually gotten a text kinda like this!
Grandma has big tits, too. Just not in the good way.