Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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Size isn't everything. I judge on feel and taste as well.
if you are on the river then clearly only a free 'motorboat' should earn free beer.
What the texter failed to mention was this is a guy...
Bigger are better
way to generalize. everyone loves big tits until they are hanging at your knees, then they miss the A cups
Also, A cups have the advantage that you can fit a whole one in your mouth at once.
both of these coming from girls with A cups. bigger ARE better.
arthurlux and I are both men. Smaller are better.
Good ol' Arizona.
Ahhh, how I love the river. Tits for booze is a reasonable trade, cause you see more tits with more booze
My friends use me for that reason...terrible
when there are tits and booze involved, size plays no role... seems as though some guys would screw a warm cup of mud if left to their own devices...
Story of my life!
Floating the salt... Sun, snakes and boobs
I love big titties
Best text so for today :)
I LOVE the Salt River... I love tits too!!! Seen a few on the river... Good times
I've done that a time or two...
pretty sure i was the one giving out the free booze
We have that girl too and she's my wife. Everyone is going to stare at her natural 36FF's anyways so we might as well get free booze out of the deal.
Hopefully they're perky too, otherwise flashing them won't help as much as you'd hope. And then you don't get enough free beer.
I second that, Ed.
this is the reason TFLN>>SFTLolz>FML>MLIA
Funny thing is, before I even looked at the area code, I knew this was referring to AZ. The phrase "boobs and river" go together like "fake and Scottsdale"
Yessss I cannot believe I got this posted :):):):) hahahaahahahaha
And problably the fakest
I love the river! AZ!
Ohhhh ASU...love it
marsho: wat u mean taste? I hope not breast milk or silicone
tits or get the fuck out of the river
Yeah I have had to do that before too lol I have the best crazy friends
Wow I have actually gotten a text kinda like this!
Stay classy zona
Grandma has big tits, too. Just not in the good way.