All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life