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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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