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  • Submitted by amonymous on Dec 13, 10 at 1:14pm

    So all that cock and still no reception?

  • Submitted by GrammarPolice on Dec 13, 10 at 3:09pm

    More bars in more places

  • Submitted by MrVulgaris on Dec 13, 10 at 2:04pm

    Whose job is it to "raise the bars?"

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 13, 10 at 6:43pm

    If they are like AT&T bars, they all go limp when you walk into the next room of the house.

  • Submitted by CaptAmazing on Dec 13, 10 at 1:28pm

    You're holding it wrong!

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 13, 10 at 4:34pm

      That's good

  • Submitted by ecukidd on Dec 13, 10 at 1:59pm

    you can't grip them too tight or they'll lose service.

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    Submitted by Saeglopur on Dec 13, 10 at 4:50pm

    Dammit i was gonna go with more bars in more places. Beat me to it (pun intended).

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    Submitted by kathionis on Dec 14, 10 at 3:28am

    So... one had a tiny dick and the rest had nothin' down there? Like Ken dolls?

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    Submitted by jgrenier161 on Dec 14, 10 at 6:41am

    So the service sucked?

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    Submitted by mrgondek on Dec 13, 10 at 5:32pm

    So you must be a virgin then?

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    Submitted by ironman7338 on Dec 13, 10 at 7:55pm

    Perhaps you just couldnt quite raise a few of those bars.

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    Submitted by fem_anon on Dec 13, 10 at 6:11pm

    *insert punny comment about dicks and "raising the bar"*

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    Submitted by hannahmay10 on Dec 15, 10 at 12:04am

    Imagine the look on little johnny's face when he sees THAT commercial.

  • Submitted by itouchyourmother on Dec 13, 10 at 2:50pm

    can u hear me now?

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    Submitted by jom133 on Dec 13, 10 at 7:31pm

    Ha!!