I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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Then call Will Smith
WELCOME TO URF!!
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.
Did she probe your butt?
Damn phone. I bet everyone has a friend like this.
I bet eberyi
We all had friends like this. Karma and natural selection takes care of most. For the rest, there is Smith
Everybody knows someone like this. Show them the door after you're through having using them as a cum receptacle. Give them the same shit as they give everyone else.
This is my favorite thing
I think I dated that chick
Omg! I had a friend like this once. I crossed her off the friend list when she tried to come btw. Me and my\nEx.
cool story. tell it again.