I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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Then call Will Smith
WELCOME TO URF!!
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.
Did she probe your butt?
I bet eberyi
This is my favorite thing
We all had friends like this. Karma and natural selection takes care of most. For the rest, there is Smith
Damn phone. I bet everyone has a friend like this.
Everybody knows someone like this. Show them the door after you're through having using them as a cum receptacle. Give them the same shit as they give everyone else.
Omg! I had a friend like this once. I crossed her off the friend list when she tried to come btw. Me and my\nEx.
cool story. tell it again.
I think I dated that chick