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  • 55 37
    Submitted by BigGinger on Nov 24, 12 at 8:33pm

    Then call Will Smith

  • 48 32
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 24, 12 at 9:49pm

    Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

  • 45 35
    Submitted by MyDixieNormus on Nov 24, 12 at 7:32pm

    Did she probe your butt?

  • 26 31
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 25, 12 at 10:40pm

    We all had friends like this. Karma and natural selection takes care of most. For the rest, there is Smith

  • 25 31
    Submitted by truthpluslies on Nov 25, 12 at 5:51am

    This is my favorite thing

  • 27 36
    Submitted by l8erg8or on Nov 25, 12 at 9:34am

    Damn phone. I bet everyone has a friend like this.

  • 26 35
    Submitted by l8erg8or on Nov 25, 12 at 9:31am

    I bet eberyi

  • 28 43
    Submitted by lickthat on Nov 25, 12 at 1:30pm

    Everybody knows someone like this. Show them the door after you're through having using them as a cum receptacle. Give them the same shit as they give everyone else.

  • 13 24
    Submitted by nilesf1 on Oct 4, 13 at 9:50pm

    I think I dated that chick

  • 23 56
    Submitted by jprincess on Nov 24, 12 at 9:58pm

    Omg! I had a friend like this once. I crossed her off the friend list when she tried to come btw. Me and my\nEx.

    • 29 35
      Submitted by nkl602 on Nov 25, 12 at 7:41am

      cool story. tell it again.