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  • 78 50
    Submitted by knelson123 on May 5, 10 at 1:01am

    When youre here, youre family. So go ahead, trash the place

  • 70 54
    Submitted by lawlmofo on May 5, 10 at 12:05am

    Weak

  • 76 68
    Submitted by soly on May 5, 10 at 12:37am

    It's supposed to be Funny- this person obviously knows how retarded this sounds And the hyperbole is missed by all of you retards.

  • 68 57
    Submitted by flaunn on May 5, 10 at 12:40am

    Quit texting and do something about it.

  • 61 53
    Submitted by elfuego on May 5, 10 at 3:45am

    And mine is to get high at white castle

  • 61 56
    Submitted by schlongdong on May 5, 10 at 12:37am

    Let's get drunk together

  • 60 58
    Submitted by luecke44 on May 5, 10 at 4:52am

    Done!! What's next?

  • 54 48
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 5, 10 at 12:53am

    If this was get drunk and nail the hostess at Olive Garden, that would be respectable.

    • 41 50
      Submitted by Masquerade90 on May 8, 10 at 11:38am

      A lot of the hostesses are underage. Though, I will highly recommend an italian sunrise.... Asti, pineapple juice, and grenadine. Damn... Now I want one.

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Capt on May 5, 10 at 6:38pm

    Whatever, guys, it's funny

  • 55 55
    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 5, 10 at 9:34am

    I remember MY first beer!

  • 52 49
    Submitted by AnimeBabe on May 5, 10 at 6:06am

    sounds good. not much else to do here so i will totally do it

  • 60 67
    Submitted by suzywalter87 on May 5, 10 at 6:35am

    Dream big

  • 51 51
    Submitted by TheLast on May 5, 10 at 12:13am

    I hope you die from alcohol poisoning

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 12:04am

    Why in hell there why not taco bell or burger king or so where esle

  • 52 61
    Submitted by jondime23 on May 5, 10 at 2:52am

    Forreals, let's stop piecing together everyone elses posts to make our own. Well all know most of these aren't real texts, and it's your opinion if it's funny, but at least be original.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by saramm on May 5, 10 at 12:15am

    This is ridiculous... Not even funny.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by fukuda on May 5, 10 at 2:52am

    Just got your fake I.d.? Go you!

  • 46 54
    Submitted by pendez on May 5, 10 at 3:45am

    Sounds like your life is right on track

  • 50 63
    Submitted by preemo on May 5, 10 at 4:06am

    You guys are fucking haters. Obey your thirst.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by WorstTextEver on May 5, 10 at 12:20am

    This text actually hurts. Ugh!

  • 43 53
    Submitted by codii on May 5, 10 at 8:59am

    Such high standards..

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 1:34pm

    Wow drunk at olive garden you're fucking crazy

  • 43 57
    Submitted by caroslu on May 5, 10 at 10:50pm

    weak sauce

  • 41 65
    Submitted by sircohan on May 5, 10 at 8:52pm

    Allready did that. Funny

  • 45 73
    Submitted by cheddab15 on May 5, 10 at 9:00am

    that's sad, I remember when I was

  • 44 72
    Submitted by kneegrodomis on May 5, 10 at 12:14am

    That's what she said!!!

  • 46 79
    Submitted by marsrover on May 5, 10 at 12:14am

    Pathetic.

  • 38 64
    Submitted by noneofurbusiness on May 5, 10 at 12:12pm

    Way to represent ATL!

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Coley_815 on May 15, 10 at 1:10pm

    Just make sure you tip well. :) Oh and try the strawberry fresco.

  • 25 43
    Submitted by atgrdbtr on Sep 27, 10 at 9:10pm

    My dream too!!

  • 36 70
    Submitted by knuckles on May 5, 10 at 1:28am

    @Cfreymarc. Hell yeah\n\nTHISISWARMX.com !!

  • 33 68
    Submitted by brittykitty on Jun 2, 10 at 8:56pm

    let me say... me and my sister already did this. orlando, fl. on a gift card lol. THE classiest of classy moves!