My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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When youre here, youre family. So go ahead, trash the place
Let's get drunk together
And mine is to get high at white castle
I hope you die from alcohol poisoning
Quit texting and do something about it.
Why in hell there why not taco bell or burger king or so where esle
Whatever, guys, it's funny
Wow drunk at olive garden you're fucking crazy
It's supposed to be Funny- this person obviously knows how retarded this sounds And the hyperbole is missed by all of you retards.
Done!! What's next?
sounds good. not much else to do here so i will totally do it
That's what she said!!!
Forreals, let's stop piecing together everyone elses posts to make our own. Well all know most of these aren't real texts, and it's your opinion if it's funny, but at least be original.
Just make sure you tip well. :) Oh and try the strawberry fresco.
Sounds like your life is right on track
If this was get drunk and nail the hostess at Olive Garden, that would be respectable.
A lot of the hostesses are underage. Though, I will highly recommend an italian sunrise.... Asti, pineapple juice, and grenadine. Damn... Now I want one.
Just got your fake I.d.? Go you!
I remember MY first beer!
Such high standards..
This is ridiculous... Not even funny.
You guys are fucking haters. Obey your thirst.
Allready did that. Funny
that's sad, I remember when I was
This text actually hurts. Ugh!
My dream too!!
@Cfreymarc. Hell yeah\n\nTHISISWARMX.com !!
let me say... me and my sister already did this. orlando, fl. on a gift card lol. THE classiest of classy moves!
Way to represent ATL!