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  • Submitted by Wonderwomyn360 on Aug 30, 10 at 11:28am

    You're a piece of sh*t!

  • Submitted by spearchucket on Aug 30, 10 at 7:30pm

    Wow did you push a five year old girl down too asshole.

  • Submitted by apok on Aug 30, 10 at 11:52am

    You should have hit the owner... The charges would not be as bad. killing a dog your screwed

  • Submitted by stevebauer on Aug 30, 10 at 12:32pm

    Michael Vick is having a rough time during preseason...

  • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 30, 10 at 2:30pm

    I hope someone throws a lawnchair at your head, hard. scumbag

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 30, 10 at 5:42pm

      all the people who gave this a thumbs down are either also scumbags, because animal abuse isn't funny or cute, or they're scared cause a big bad doggy bit them one day when they were wittle :[

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        Submitted by rainbuckets on Aug 30, 10 at 10:53pm

        Or they gave it a thumbs down because you're a bitch.

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          Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 31, 10 at 12:54am

          my comments on other texts aside, hurting dogs = not cool

  • Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 30, 10 at 5:19pm

    You're a douche. If this were your neighbor it'd be funny, not your neighbor's dog. That's animal abuse.

  • Submitted by iltby on Aug 30, 10 at 3:16pm

    This is seriously fucked up.

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    Submitted by pringlepwner on Aug 31, 10 at 1:33pm

    Based on how the dogs in my neighborhood act, OP was probably temporarily insane. All the piece of crap dogs do is bark all day at every car, pedestrian, bird, plane, or insect. Bark bark bark bark. It is enough to drive someone nuts. Nuts enough to whip a chair at a stupid-fleabag-barking-pita mutt.

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    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 30, 10 at 1:47pm

    Seems like an awful lot of texts about murder lately

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    Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Aug 31, 10 at 12:45am

    "If it was your neighbor it'd be funny" Oh, really? So a human's life is less than a dog's? Wow. The OP is a shithead for throwing a lawn chair at anything. But all you PETAssholes need to get your priorities straight.

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      Submitted by colabea on Aug 31, 10 at 10:03pm

      I think the point is that most humans could withstand being hit with a chair with fairly minimal damage, whereas itd probably kill a dog. no one is suggesting throwing a chair at an infant or anything

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    Submitted by stefanivitelli on Sep 3, 10 at 1:43pm

    Well. You're gonna burn for this one, for sure.

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    Submitted by 3332 on Aug 31, 10 at 12:23am

    You fucking dumb ass I hope someone throws a chair and you and people say I think we killed it. You dumb fuck

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    Submitted by air_america on Aug 30, 10 at 11:51am

    Bobby Knight, is that you?

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    Submitted by epicdc on Aug 30, 10 at 10:48pm

    @pringlepwnr - was that part of your ex girlfriends breakup speech, give or take a couple of words?

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    Submitted by possum9 on Aug 25, 11 at 12:17am

    The dog obviously had it comin. No one just "throws a lawn chair" at a fuckin dog. Ugh PETA fags

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    Submitted by mypoonispretty on Aug 30, 10 at 12:52pm

    What kind of dog was it?

  • Submitted by sometimes89 on Aug 31, 10 at 12:59am

    hahaha assess is the BEST WORD EVER

  • Submitted by mansongrl on Aug 30, 10 at 6:09pm

    Who the fuck decided this was funny?

  • Submitted by missmac69 on Aug 31, 10 at 12:18am

    that's horrible but oh so fucking funny

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    Submitted by nmstew on Aug 30, 10 at 11:24am


  • Submitted by Xatu on Sep 1, 10 at 12:12am

    PETAfags can gtfo now kthx

  • Submitted by flowerdoctor on Aug 30, 10 at 2:25pm

    Not amused by that one bit VICK

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    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Oct 23, 10 at 9:33am

    Lawnchair hey? I must try that. One less piece of shit dog.

  • Submitted by sgtgrumbles on Aug 31, 10 at 9:00am

    you sensitive ass limpdicks are what's wrong with america. it was probably one of those stupid yippy purse dogs. get your heads out of your arses.

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    Submitted by EmoChick182 on Aug 2, 11 at 2:41am

    Youre lucky i wasnt the owner, asshole; my cousin threatened to kill my dog, i threatened to kill him.

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    Submitted by Pornicles on Dec 12, 11 at 7:41pm

    You should be curb stomped

  • Submitted by hardhead on Aug 31, 10 at 11:21am

    You people's reactions are way too serious.. It's fuckin tfln.. Get over it.. Thumbs up

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    Submitted by PolarBare on Aug 31, 10 at 1:57pm

    Step 1: go get the lawn chair before someone notices\nStep 2: why do you need someone to assess this? You can't tell if an animal is dead or not?\nStep 3: go to pet store buy dog that looks exactly the same\nStep 4: the ole switcheroo!

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 30, 10 at 12:52pm

    Zomg! :O Rule: no touchy my dog!!! He shakes enough as is.

  • Submitted by Stimofo on Aug 30, 10 at 1:43pm

    Yes.…… hahaha killed scooby

  • Submitted by jts5306 on Aug 30, 10 at 12:07pm

    Always a good night when you kill the neighbors dog...

  • Submitted by eet424 on Aug 31, 10 at 12:18am

    Fuck all dogs, Mike Vick for President of the SPCA! Vote this November

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    Submitted by enigma24 on Aug 31, 10 at 2:10am

    I bet your neighboors aren't happy about that...

  • Submitted by JenForReals on Aug 30, 10 at 12:53pm

    Hahaha that's funny

  • Submitted by pringlepwner on Aug 30, 10 at 7:03pm

    I'm sure the piece o' shit dog was barking like a maniac. Or it was taking a crap in his yard. Either way it probably deserved it. Dog Owners: nobody else thinks your f'king dog is cute or nice or special. It is a flea bag.

  • Submitted by Alexanderpolski on Sep 4, 10 at 10:11am

    Wow! Epic win!