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  • You're a piece of sh*t!

    Submitted by Wonderwomyn360 on Aug 30, 10 at 11:28am
  • Wow did you push a five year old girl down too asshole.

    Submitted by spearchucket on Aug 30, 10 at 7:30pm
  • You should have hit the owner... The charges would not be as bad. killing a dog your screwed

    Submitted by apok on Aug 30, 10 at 11:52am
  • Michael Vick is having a rough time during preseason...

    Submitted by stevebauer on Aug 30, 10 at 12:32pm
  • I hope someone throws a lawnchair at your head, hard. scumbag

    Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 30, 10 at 2:30pm
    • all the people who gave this a thumbs down are either also scumbags, because animal abuse isn't funny or cute, or they're scared cause a big bad doggy bit them one day when they were wittle :[

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 30, 10 at 5:42pm
  • You're a douche. If this were your neighbor it'd be funny, not your neighbor's dog. That's animal abuse.

    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 30, 10 at 5:19pm
  • This is seriously fucked up.

    Submitted by iltby on Aug 30, 10 at 3:16pm
  • Based on how the dogs in my neighborhood act, OP was probably temporarily insane. All the piece of crap dogs do is bark all day at every car, pedestrian, bird, plane, or insect. Bark bark bark bark. It is enough to drive someone nuts. Nuts enough to whip a chair at a stupid-fleabag-barking-pita mutt.

    Submitted by pringlepwner on Aug 31, 10 at 1:33pm
  • Seems like an awful lot of texts about murder lately

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 30, 10 at 1:47pm
  • "If it was your neighbor it'd be funny" Oh, really? So a human's life is less than a dog's? Wow. The OP is a shithead for throwing a lawn chair at anything. But all you PETAssholes need to get your priorities straight.

    Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Aug 31, 10 at 12:45am
    • I think the point is that most humans could withstand being hit with a chair with fairly minimal damage, whereas itd probably kill a dog. no one is suggesting throwing a chair at an infant or anything

      Submitted by colabea on Aug 31, 10 at 10:03pm
  • Well. You're gonna burn for this one, for sure.

    Submitted by stefanivitelli on Sep 3, 10 at 1:43pm
  • Bobby Knight, is that you?

    Submitted by air_america on Aug 30, 10 at 11:51am
  • @pringlepwnr - was that part of your ex girlfriends breakup speech, give or take a couple of words?

    Submitted by epicdc on Aug 30, 10 at 10:48pm
  • You fucking dumb ass I hope someone throws a chair and you and people say I think we killed it. You dumb fuck

    Submitted by 3332 on Aug 31, 10 at 12:23am
  • The dog obviously had it comin. No one just "throws a lawn chair" at a fuckin dog. Ugh PETA fags

    Submitted by possum9 on Aug 25, 11 at 12:17am
  • hahaha assess is the BEST WORD EVER

    Submitted by sometimes89 on Aug 31, 10 at 12:59am
  • What kind of dog was it?

    Submitted by mypoonispretty on Aug 30, 10 at 12:52pm
  • that's horrible but oh so fucking funny

    Submitted by missmac69 on Aug 31, 10 at 12:18am
  • Damn

    Submitted by nmstew on Aug 30, 10 at 11:24am
  • PETAfags can gtfo now kthx

    Submitted by Xatu on Sep 1, 10 at 12:12am
  • Who the fuck decided this was funny?

    Submitted by mansongrl on Aug 30, 10 at 6:09pm
  • Not amused by that one bit VICK

    Submitted by flowerdoctor on Aug 30, 10 at 2:25pm
  • Lawnchair hey? I must try that. One less piece of shit dog.

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Oct 23, 10 at 9:33am
  • you sensitive ass limpdicks are what's wrong with america. it was probably one of those stupid yippy purse dogs. get your heads out of your arses.

    Submitted by sgtgrumbles on Aug 31, 10 at 9:00am
  • Youre lucky i wasnt the owner, asshole; my cousin threatened to kill my dog, i threatened to kill him.

    Submitted by EmoChick182 on Aug 2, 11 at 2:41am
  • You should be curb stomped

    Submitted by Pornicles on Dec 12, 11 at 7:41pm
  • You people's reactions are way too serious.. It's fuckin tfln.. Get over it.. Thumbs up

    Submitted by hardhead on Aug 31, 10 at 11:21am
  • Step 1: go get the lawn chair before someone notices\nStep 2: why do you need someone to assess this? You can't tell if an animal is dead or not?\nStep 3: go to pet store buy dog that looks exactly the same\nStep 4: the ole switcheroo!

    Submitted by PolarBare on Aug 31, 10 at 1:57pm
  • Always a good night when you kill the neighbors dog...

    Submitted by jts5306 on Aug 30, 10 at 12:07pm
  • Yes.…… hahaha killed scooby

    Submitted by Stimofo on Aug 30, 10 at 1:43pm
  • Zomg! :O Rule: no touchy my dog!!! He shakes enough as is.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 30, 10 at 12:52pm
  • I bet your neighboors aren't happy about that...

    Submitted by enigma24 on Aug 31, 10 at 2:10am
  • Fuck all dogs, Mike Vick for President of the SPCA! Vote this November

    Submitted by eet424 on Aug 31, 10 at 12:18am
  • Hahaha that's funny

    Submitted by JenForReals on Aug 30, 10 at 12:53pm
  • I'm sure the piece o' shit dog was barking like a maniac. Or it was taking a crap in his yard. Either way it probably deserved it. Dog Owners: nobody else thinks your f'king dog is cute or nice or special. It is a flea bag.

    Submitted by pringlepwner on Aug 30, 10 at 7:03pm
  • Wow! Epic win!

    Submitted by Alexanderpolski on Sep 4, 10 at 10:11am