Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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You're a piece of sh*t!
Wow did you push a five year old girl down too asshole.
You should have hit the owner... The charges would not be as bad. killing a dog your screwed
Michael Vick is having a rough time during preseason...
I hope someone throws a lawnchair at your head, hard. scumbag
all the people who gave this a thumbs down are either also scumbags, because animal abuse isn't funny or cute, or they're scared cause a big bad doggy bit them one day when they were wittle :[
Or they gave it a thumbs down because you're a bitch.
my comments on other texts aside, hurting dogs = not cool
This is seriously fucked up.
You're a douche. If this were your neighbor it'd be funny, not your neighbor's dog. That's animal abuse.
"If it was your neighbor it'd be funny" Oh, really? So a human's life is less than a dog's? Wow. The OP is a shithead for throwing a lawn chair at anything. But all you PETAssholes need to get your priorities straight.
I think the point is that most humans could withstand being hit with a chair with fairly minimal damage, whereas itd probably kill a dog. no one is suggesting throwing a chair at an infant or anything
Based on how the dogs in my neighborhood act, OP was probably temporarily insane. All the piece of crap dogs do is bark all day at every car, pedestrian, bird, plane, or insect. Bark bark bark bark. It is enough to drive someone nuts. Nuts enough to whip a chair at a stupid-fleabag-barking-pita mutt.
Seems like an awful lot of texts about murder lately
Bobby Knight, is that you?
Well. You're gonna burn for this one, for sure.
What kind of dog was it?
hahaha assess is the BEST WORD EVER
@pringlepwnr - was that part of your ex girlfriends breakup speech, give or take a couple of words?
You fucking dumb ass I hope someone throws a chair and you and people say I think we killed it. You dumb fuck
The dog obviously had it comin. No one just "throws a lawn chair" at a fuckin dog. Ugh PETA fags
that's horrible but oh so fucking funny
PETAfags can gtfo now kthx
you sensitive ass limpdicks are what's wrong with america. it was probably one of those stupid yippy purse dogs. get your heads out of your arses.
Who the fuck decided this was funny?
Always a good night when you kill the neighbors dog...
Not amused by that one bit VICK
Youre lucky i wasnt the owner, asshole; my cousin threatened to kill my dog, i threatened to kill him.
Lawnchair hey? I must try that. One less piece of shit dog.
Zomg! :O Rule: no touchy my dog!!! He shakes enough as is.
You should be curb stomped
Step 1: go get the lawn chair before someone notices\nStep 2: why do you need someone to assess this? You can't tell if an animal is dead or not?\nStep 3: go to pet store buy dog that looks exactly the same\nStep 4: the ole switcheroo!
Hahaha that's funny
You people's reactions are way too serious.. It's fuckin tfln.. Get over it.. Thumbs up
Yes.…… hahaha killed scooby
I bet your neighboors aren't happy about that...
Fuck all dogs, Mike Vick for President of the SPCA! Vote this November
I'm sure the piece o' shit dog was barking like a maniac. Or it was taking a crap in his yard. Either way it probably deserved it. Dog Owners: nobody else thinks your f'king dog is cute or nice or special. It is a flea bag.
Wow! Epic win!