You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Oddly enough, he said ILY so you would continue to love his penis.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 24, 10 at 4:23pm
  • Men generally feel pretty good about themselves if you tell them you love their penis. I would say it anyway, but if you dont love his penis enough to to lie in order to keep it in your life, then you get what you deserve.

    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 24, 10 at 4:13pm
  • Bullshit! All guys want to hear that.

    Submitted by karenina on Nov 24, 10 at 4:05pm
  • All is not lost. It's true that you ought have said it then but, in all honesty, "I love your penis." is the very best response to the vast majority of statements, queries and proposals. \nFor example:\n "Have you seen my sunglasses?"\n"I love your penis."\nYou win. \nOne of the only times this fails and fails big; when he thinks the dick is small. The easy fix is play the sheltered girl, act horrified and ask, "you mean there's actually bigger dicks?"

    Submitted by gr8nate on Nov 24, 10 at 5:37pm
  • This rick scott thing is gettin out of handdd...

    Submitted by sethisback1 on Nov 24, 10 at 10:40pm
  • Goddamit rick_scott stop posting on every single text

    Submitted by seniorsuave on Nov 24, 10 at 7:03pm
  • What?! That's ALWAYS the response he wants to hear!

    Submitted by ilovebreast on Nov 24, 10 at 7:24pm
  • You'd surprised how much it would work.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 24, 10 at 7:51pm
  • Well I didn't mean it. All I was looking for was a little enthusiasm bitch!

    Submitted by OtherSideOfStory on Nov 24, 10 at 4:42pm
  • That's how I feel about my last boyfriend. Sad day.

    Submitted by UltiBebe on Nov 25, 10 at 6:54am
  • Love it

    Submitted by bunny420 on Nov 24, 10 at 11:37pm
  • Um.... yes it was.

    Submitted by dre623 on Nov 25, 10 at 11:50pm
  • Um he is a man therefore he will love hearing I love your penis more then the words I love u .. Promise. Lol

    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Jul 27, 12 at 9:58pm
  • No, he said ILY because I love it so well. I love him and the Cracken haha

    Submitted by nattych on Nov 25, 10 at 3:52am
  • @7:03\n\nU mad?

    Submitted by no_u on Nov 25, 10 at 9:05pm
  • Are we hooking up with the same guy? Lol

    Submitted by smartchick1 on Dec 6, 10 at 11:14pm
  • Regardless, he won't mind. Don't U know anything about guys?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 10 at 7:15pm
  • If a broad loves cock in get mouth, she's hired!

    Submitted by new_rick_scott on Nov 25, 10 at 6:25pm
  • Should've said Fired!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 10 at 8:03pm
  • you gotta get it when you can eat it girl

    Submitted by StonedKoala on Nov 24, 10 at 9:36pm
  • Boomer sooner

    Submitted by RyDawg on Nov 25, 10 at 12:38am
  • Nobody loves my penis like I do, so back off.

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 24, 10 at 4:22pm
    • ..and nobody knows HOW to love it like you do. :D

      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 24, 10 at 4:33pm
  • He loves his penis more than he loves you anyway. You're fired

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 24, 10 at 11:34pm