He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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Oddly enough, he said ILY so you would continue to love his penis.
Men generally feel pretty good about themselves if you tell them you love their penis. I would say it anyway, but if you dont love his penis enough to to lie in order to keep it in your life, then you get what you deserve.
What can I say? I have a way with words.
That you do, my dear.
Bullshit! All guys want to hear that.
All is not lost. It's true that you ought have said it then but, in all honesty, "I love your penis." is the very best response to the vast majority of statements, queries and proposals. \nFor example:\n "Have you seen my sunglasses?"\n"I love your penis."\nYou win. \nOne of the only times this fails and fails big; when he thinks the dick is small. The easy fix is play the sheltered girl, act horrified and ask, "you mean there's actually bigger dicks?"
This rick scott thing is gettin out of handdd...
Goddamit rick_scott stop posting on every single text
What?! That's ALWAYS the response he wants to hear!
And you would know...becuase you love breast.
You'd surprised how much it would work.
Well I didn't mean it. All I was looking for was a little enthusiasm bitch!
That's how I feel about my last boyfriend. Sad day.
Um.... yes it was.
Um he is a man therefore he will love hearing I love your penis more then the words I love u .. Promise. Lol
No, he said ILY because I love it so well. I love him and the Cracken haha
Are we hooking up with the same guy? Lol
Regardless, he won't mind. Don't U know anything about guys?!?
If a broad loves cock in get mouth, she's hired!
Should've said Fired!
you gotta get it when you can eat it girl
Nobody loves my penis like I do, so back off.
..and nobody knows HOW to love it like you do. :D
He loves his penis more than he loves you anyway. You're fired