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  • Haha 1:45 is a bitch who can't take constructive sex criticism.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:33am
  • i've made a grown man cry. when i'm drunk, i go for the jugular. i am not proud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:24am
  • I desperately hope I can make my guy cry with a grey's quality speech. however, it will probably be during a miserable drunk night for both of us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:06am
  • uhh i aspire to say something greys worthy someday.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:37pm
  • I'm a guy; I love to cry. I'm in 901, call me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:35am
  • 1:45 - three sexless months from *you* ... not three sexless months in general. He was probably getting more enjoyable sex somewhere else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:55am
  • i suspect i know the players here... he deserves to cry (though does it quite often).. and she is sooo BETTER OFF!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 11:38am
  • =) loves itttt. you go, girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:32pm
  • silly boy thought he was in love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:54pm
  • i say the word cunt too much...it just sounds so pretty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:49pm
  • Most women only make men cry because the guys get called out on their own mistakes. One guy I dated, an actor, pined for his ex, so he got 3 sexless months from me (how do you trust a guy who says "My ex used to do it this way..." ) and a break-up at a formal event he bought my ticket for without my consent. His next performance he cried on-stage, and everyone knew it was for me. Best part? They all KNEW he wanted to have his cake and eat it too, so they all laughed- he DESERVED it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:45am
  • What a turd. No woman could make me cry with a speech of any kind. Especially 1:24, like a verbal attack of some sort would reduce a man to tears. Maybe a man-bitch but not a man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:28am
  • From Central New Jersey to Cape Cod... I'm so confused that this isn't my conversation because I know of NO OTHER correspondents with those area codes either way. Maybe this actually is mine, but last night was too good to remember. Shit, is this mine?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:37pm
  • 3:33 what the fuck? constructive sex criticism would be "i like when you do this...." not "my ex-girlfriend used to do this....". that's unnecessary for getting the point across and just douchey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:08am
  • 7:55, exactly. That's why a gf wouldn't do anything but make him miserable in turn. It seems like that's the only weapon gfs have against philandering bitch-man-boys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:47am
  • 1:45's vagina has teeth...oh and shes a big cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:50am
  • 1:45. Do you think it's more likely that your man was nailing your hot friend, best friend, or sister during those three months?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:12am
  • oh i love my sister and how i knew this was her before she told me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:46pm
  • So 1:45, you hate spontaneous, romantic guys who know what they want? Sorry.

    Submitted by dinosaurus on Jun 4, 10 at 4:50am