Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.