he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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Yay that's me! ah ticket #345, I hate waiting in line.
Go back to your home on whore island!
I think you mean "line up all the johns".
Thomas the train.
Tom is a common name for sure, enjoy the dick
A lot of guys have new nicknames.
Dumbass guy. If she was nice she would decree that he could fuck all of those with her name.
How do you know she didn't?
tom harry dick
So what number am I?
Yea. Try out Tom Cymer. He'll sleep with anything.
Go get um girl
I've heard of shoe whores before, but this is pretty bad.