he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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Yay that's me! ah ticket #345, I hate waiting in line.
Go back to your home on whore island!
I think you mean "line up all the johns".
Thomas the train.
A lot of guys have new nicknames.
Tom is a common name for sure, enjoy the dick
Dumbass guy. If she was nice she would decree that he could fuck all of those with her name.
How do you know she didn't?
So what number am I?
Yea. Try out Tom Cymer. He'll sleep with anything.
tom harry dick
Go get um girl
I've heard of shoe whores before, but this is pretty bad.