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  • 173 116
    Submitted by RRstr926 on Jun 29, 10 at 11:43am
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    if you don't like your cat that much, i'm sure you could give it up for adoption or find someone who would take it

  • 132 84
    Submitted by fyizzle on Jun 29, 10 at 10:14am
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    mmmmmmm as long as its clean there's nothin' better than a eatin' kitty

  • 108 83
    Submitted by XZero on Jun 29, 10 at 10:16am
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    Mmmmmmm tasty. As long as everything is clean it's go time!!

  • 94 61
    Submitted by AlwaysHoping on Jun 29, 10 at 2:58pm
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    Back in the day, my CB "handle" was Cat Roast. When invariably asked about the handle, I replied that..."I loved to eat the kitty, C'mon"

  • 110 100
    Submitted by ryno24 on Jun 29, 10 at 4:47pm
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    WTF is she asian??? Oh, her vagina...

  • 86 65
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 29, 10 at 3:26pm
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    Doesn't the kitty count as desert? Why would you want to ruin dinner for him, that's a bad kitty!

  • 93 83
    Submitted by stevebauer on Jun 29, 10 at 11:57am
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    mmmmm Chinese food.

  • 80 61
    Submitted by PARedKnight on Jul 14, 10 at 9:44pm
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    My kinda woman!

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Enmor on Jun 29, 10 at 12:50pm
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    Way to be!!

  • 66 75
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jun 30, 10 at 7:49am
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    He may not like fish, skank!

  • 58 66
    Submitted by kelligirl83 on Jul 4, 10 at 5:50am
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    Are you Asian???

  • 79 110
    Submitted by Zaber on Jun 29, 10 at 2:03pm
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    Shut up and make me a sammich.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by sbloom010 on Jun 30, 10 at 1:02am
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    please tell her to never call her vagazzled pussy a kitty again

  • 64 87
    Submitted by uberdouche on Jun 30, 10 at 9:00am
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    Just coughed up a hairball, yarn,and a sqeaky toy

  • 62 89
    Submitted by TheRedQueen on Jun 29, 10 at 5:04pm
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    If you call refer to it as your "kitty," you don't deserve it O.o

  • 68 109
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 29, 10 at 11:27am
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    What's with the Pretzels???

  • 65 107
    Submitted by trke0302 on Jun 29, 10 at 10:56am
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    Sounds like a trick

  • 64 106
    Submitted by joeybotz on Jun 29, 10 at 3:57pm
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    Should bang her n eat a big Mac while doing it

  • 67 114
    Submitted by feetspace on Jun 29, 10 at 12:50pm
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    In soviet Russia we eat cats

  • 54 90
    Submitted by CapnCanuck on Jun 29, 10 at 1:10pm
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    Mm dicks. Tastes good with kittys.

  • 63 120
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 29, 10 at 10:14am
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    Were you serving pretzels

  • 19 38
    Submitted by NYCdood on May 19, 12 at 2:24pm
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    I love it when girls take control of their sexuality (In a classy way, not like sluts).