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  • Submitted by wrestle614 on May 22, 10 at 8:56pm

    Honestly though...I don't understand at all why people want anal so're sticking in where a chick shits...I don't want shit anywhere near me

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      Submitted by C_Loveless on May 23, 10 at 3:28am

      I completely agree with you.

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        Submitted by puala_koala on May 23, 10 at 3:20pm

        yeah me too. although im kinda curious. but it would probably suck. i mean straight sex sucks enugh as it is.

        • Submitted by bsitz on May 24, 10 at 10:49am

          Puala you either need a new man or you are a man and your ga y....also anal is more about dominance i think....cant go fast or shell cry....its pointless imo

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            Submitted by Viper3 on Jun 12, 10 at 8:42pm

            she won't cry if you train her right, in the pooper that is.

  • Submitted by asdf098 on May 22, 10 at 8:21pm

    no, sorry mr. jeweler, just looking for now...something my girl said today makes me think she's the one, is all.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 22, 10 at 8:41pm

    Know one girl that only lost her anal virginity and is saving vaginal virginity for marriage.

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      Submitted by Herschel on May 22, 10 at 9:40pm

      Saves you some cash on birth control...

  • Submitted by pookie777 on May 22, 10 at 8:46pm

    Having to diffuse that fucking bomb makes me want to see your shitty movie even less

  • Submitted by maskedman on May 23, 10 at 3:38am

    Anal is great for marriage because it helps curb infidelity. Instead of cheating on your wife with another woman you just cheat on her vagina with her butthole.

  • Submitted by kyui13 on May 22, 10 at 9:46pm


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      Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on May 23, 10 at 8:36am

      Yes Admiral Ackbar; it is.

    • Submitted by TheMeeper on Jun 12, 10 at 5:08am

      Hahaha holy shit that's the funniest reply I have seen of all time.

  • Submitted by showstopper303 on May 22, 10 at 8:09pm

    this one actually made me laugh, and its realistic

  • Submitted by QuietGuy on May 22, 10 at 11:55pm

    Ugh. I'm not even going to bother. Dick. Place where shit comes out. Not in the least tantalizing to me. Just kind of horrifying.

  • Submitted by motoxdad on May 22, 10 at 8:16pm

    I married one...i'm Mclovin it!!!!

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    Submitted by raginginging on Oct 15, 10 at 10:18pm

    Anal is awesome. You all are clowns!! Get a life!!

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    Submitted by BP51 on May 22, 10 at 9:22pm

    C'mon. Do you want to be called shitdick?

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    Submitted by drunknotenough on May 22, 10 at 9:02pm

    if you want it put a ring on it DX

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    Submitted by goheels11 on May 22, 10 at 10:02pm


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    Submitted by everydayexcuse on May 22, 10 at 8:06pm

    haha I love it

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    Submitted by Rees1003 on May 23, 10 at 2:30am

    This calls for suprise buttsecks!!!

  • Submitted by jennnnnnn on May 23, 10 at 12:47am

    I'm pretty sure my husband married me so quickly for this exact reason..

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    Submitted by fd1 on May 23, 10 at 2:56am

    dude anal is awesome

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    Submitted by IA3471 on May 23, 10 at 1:45am

    I knew a prostitute once who said the same thing...

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    Submitted by kristincaliente on May 23, 10 at 3:55pm

    wow, im saving anal for marriage. glad to know im not alone.

  • Submitted by princesspesa on May 22, 10 at 8:44pm

    Wow, that's my rap! Seriously. Marriage material.

  • Submitted by eighhhh on May 23, 10 at 1:32pm

    There are more pleasure recepticles in an ass than either sex has on there genitalia. Fun filled fact for y'all! Bend over bitch, I'ma show you where the wild goose goes!

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    Submitted by neildo on May 24, 10 at 12:38pm

    U know ivy too lol

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    Submitted by veevont on May 23, 10 at 5:07am

    I knew a guy who was convinced that if he had anal sex with a girl he would still be a virgin. He was saving himself for marriage, but then I told him that was stupid and we fucked.

  • Submitted by sacreligous on May 23, 10 at 4:36am

    Olivier? Cause I swear my sister said this to her bf

  • Submitted by ryno24 on May 22, 10 at 9:55pm

    Marry her then pork her bum!!!

  • Submitted by Miller129 on May 23, 10 at 9:10pm

    @notdrunkenough\n \nFail

  • Submitted by Abritt11 on May 23, 10 at 8:14am

    Yeah, let's put my cock in her shitter... Why wouldn't someone want that.. That's sick as hell

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    Submitted by DILLIGAFp2 on Jan 21, 12 at 12:35am

    Hahaha every girl says that

  • Submitted by avsgirl420 on May 23, 10 at 2:44pm

    Haha, I told my man that exact same thing yesterday. Gotta save something for my future husband.

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 6:44pm

    Wouldn't it save money on birth control to save your VAGINAL virginity for your husband? It wouldn't save money on condoms, since you're technically supposed to use condoms for anal anyway to avoid really uncomfortable STIs for both of you.

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    Submitted by nitro420 on Jun 14, 12 at 7:20pm

    I will never have anal sex cos my dick's just too damn big to fit in a chick's ass. True story. Plus, girls fart more after they've been assfucked.

  • Submitted by jamall on May 23, 10 at 11:25am

    Anal is gross. Just asses in general are gross. Especially thinking that guys have asses and shit and stuff. Nasty man....

  • Submitted by Rebel1317 on May 24, 10 at 9:57am

    Do you really wanna stick your balls in a chicks ass that much??

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