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  • no, sorry mr. jeweler, just looking for now...something my girl said today makes me think she's the one, is all.

    Submitted by asdf098 on May 22, 10 at 8:21pm
  • Honestly though...I don't understand at all why people want anal so're sticking in where a chick shits...I don't want shit anywhere near me

    Submitted by wrestle614 on May 22, 10 at 8:56pm
    • I completely agree with you.

      Submitted by C_Loveless on May 23, 10 at 3:28am
      • yeah me too. although im kinda curious. but it would probably suck. i mean straight sex sucks enugh as it is.

        Submitted by puala_koala on May 23, 10 at 3:20pm
        • Puala you either need a new man or you are a man and your ga y....also anal is more about dominance i think....cant go fast or shell cry....its pointless imo

          Submitted by bsitz on May 24, 10 at 10:49am
          • she won't cry if you train her right, in the pooper that is.

            Submitted by Viper3 on Jun 12, 10 at 8:42pm
  • Know one girl that only lost her anal virginity and is saving vaginal virginity for marriage.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 22, 10 at 8:41pm
  • Having to diffuse that fucking bomb makes me want to see your shitty movie even less

    Submitted by pookie777 on May 22, 10 at 8:46pm
  • Anal is great for marriage because it helps curb infidelity. Instead of cheating on your wife with another woman you just cheat on her vagina with her butthole.

    Submitted by maskedman on May 23, 10 at 3:38am

    Submitted by kyui13 on May 22, 10 at 9:46pm
  • this one actually made me laugh, and its realistic

    Submitted by showstopper303 on May 22, 10 at 8:09pm
  • Ugh. I'm not even going to bother. Dick. Place where shit comes out. Not in the least tantalizing to me. Just kind of horrifying.

    Submitted by QuietGuy on May 22, 10 at 11:55pm
  • C'mon. Do you want to be called shitdick?

    Submitted by BP51 on May 22, 10 at 9:22pm
  • I married one...i'm Mclovin it!!!!

    Submitted by motoxdad on May 22, 10 at 8:16pm

    Submitted by goheels11 on May 22, 10 at 10:02pm
  • if you want it put a ring on it DX

    Submitted by drunknotenough on May 22, 10 at 9:02pm
  • Anal is awesome. You all are clowns!! Get a life!!

    Submitted by raginginging on Oct 15, 10 at 10:18pm
  • This calls for suprise buttsecks!!!

    Submitted by Rees1003 on May 23, 10 at 2:30am
  • haha I love it

    Submitted by everydayexcuse on May 22, 10 at 8:06pm
  • I'm pretty sure my husband married me so quickly for this exact reason..

    Submitted by jennnnnnn on May 23, 10 at 12:47am
  • dude anal is awesome

    Submitted by fd1 on May 23, 10 at 2:56am
  • I knew a prostitute once who said the same thing...

    Submitted by IA3471 on May 23, 10 at 1:45am
  • Wow, that's my rap! Seriously. Marriage material.

    Submitted by princesspesa on May 22, 10 at 8:44pm
  • wow, im saving anal for marriage. glad to know im not alone.

    Submitted by kristincaliente on May 23, 10 at 3:55pm
  • Olivier? Cause I swear my sister said this to her bf

    Submitted by sacreligous on May 23, 10 at 4:36am
  • U know ivy too lol

    Submitted by neildo on May 24, 10 at 12:38pm
  • Do you really wanna stick your balls in a chicks ass that much??

    Submitted by Rebel1317 on May 24, 10 at 9:57am
  • There are more pleasure recepticles in an ass than either sex has on there genitalia. Fun filled fact for y'all! Bend over bitch, I'ma show you where the wild goose goes!

    Submitted by eighhhh on May 23, 10 at 1:32pm
  • Marry her then pork her bum!!!

    Submitted by ryno24 on May 22, 10 at 9:55pm
  • Hahaha every girl says that

    Submitted by DILLIGAFp2 on Jan 21, 12 at 12:35am
  • I knew a guy who was convinced that if he had anal sex with a girl he would still be a virgin. He was saving himself for marriage, but then I told him that was stupid and we fucked.

    Submitted by veevont on May 23, 10 at 5:07am
  • @notdrunkenough\n \nFail

    Submitted by Miller129 on May 23, 10 at 9:10pm
  • Yeah, let's put my cock in her shitter... Why wouldn't someone want that.. That's sick as hell

    Submitted by Abritt11 on May 23, 10 at 8:14am
  • Anal is gross. Just asses in general are gross. Especially thinking that guys have asses and shit and stuff. Nasty man....

    Submitted by jamall on May 23, 10 at 11:25am
  • I will never have anal sex cos my dick's just too damn big to fit in a chick's ass. True story. Plus, girls fart more after they've been assfucked.

    Submitted by nitro420 on Jun 14, 12 at 7:20pm
  • Haha, I told my man that exact same thing yesterday. Gotta save something for my future husband.

    Submitted by avsgirl420 on May 23, 10 at 2:44pm
  • Wouldn't it save money on birth control to save your VAGINAL virginity for your husband? It wouldn't save money on condoms, since you're technically supposed to use condoms for anal anyway to avoid really uncomfortable STIs for both of you.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 6:44pm
  • Second

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 10 at 8:06pm
  • First.

    Submitted by mtownsfinest513 on May 22, 10 at 8:05pm