she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
do nipples grow back?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?