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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.

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(518): he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left. http://tfl.nu/59ww

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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter

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(518): no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter http://tfl.nu/ikrf

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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.

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(518): I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often. http://tfl.nu/3lpk

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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.

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(518): its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant. http://tfl.nu/kaeb

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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.

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and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with

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(518): i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you. (202): and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with http://tfl.nu/tq5v

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Why was I handcuffed to the roof?

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It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly

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(585): Why was I handcuffed to the roof? (518): It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly http://tfl.nu/nk88

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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.

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(518): I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday. http://tfl.nu/tx0i

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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.

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(518): Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed. http://tfl.nu/gt11

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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting

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(518): i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting http://tfl.nu/x71w

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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.

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(518): Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight. http://tfl.nu/ukzh

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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.

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(518): In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it. http://tfl.nu/q114

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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.

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(518): Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen. http://tfl.nu/qer2

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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.

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(518): It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet. http://tfl.nu/rqq2

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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.

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(518): Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag. http://tfl.nu/o75p

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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.

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(518): he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name. http://tfl.nu/imhe

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