im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
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OP's roommate is a dude.
Bitch better swallow too.
and a turkey sandwic
seems like a good compromise
Thats how we do in the dirty 607 : )
you forget to wake up your bf who is sleeping outside and he gets a sunburn so you have to rub him with aloe and blow him in the dirty 607? seems a bit extreme
That sounds perfect to me :p
Dude, you just lost your girlfriend. Go back to fucking dogs.