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  • 41 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:13pm
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    That's what you get for picking the douchebag. You must be one of the majority of women who couldn't tell a douche from a nice guy even if the douche was wearing Ed Hardy.

  • 29 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:21pm
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    I'm not gonna lie.. I'm so stooooooned right now

  • 29 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:19am
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    Remember, guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

  • 34 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:14pm
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    5:13 has issues with women

  • 26 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:24am
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    Slap a clit with the butt of a gun!

  • 25 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:34pm
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    do you all honestly think the guy is a douche? he's probably sick... It's not funny it's kind of sad

  • 26 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:49pm
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    Haha perfect. Only in the 850

  • 27 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:39pm
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    If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a shit talking mailbox.

  • 26 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:23pm
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    Spineless does not equal nice, but not punching mailboxes is a step in the right direction. Go jerk off into your ed hardy shirt, douche.

  • 23 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:16am
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    Those mailboxes will turn into your face after awhile never go out with a guy who'd punch shit for no reason better safe than sorry

  • 23 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:09am
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    If you don't want him I'll take him, he sounds fun ;)

  • 24 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:08pm
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    I hella just laughed aloud at 5:30

  • 29 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:19pm
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    5:13 is that one guy we all know who thinks that being spineless = being nice. Grow some confidence.

  • 22 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:48pm
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    Literally lol @ 5:30.

  • 24 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:08pm
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    i knew a guy who beat up stop signs because "they called him Earl." what a piece!

  • 20 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:15pm
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    This sounds like my boyfriend.

  • 22 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:43pm
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    Sounds like anger issues.... I'd get the hell away from that. It always starts by taking that shit out on inanimate objects but it'll eventually move on to you.

  • 19 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:19pm
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    sounds like something my boyfriend would do.

  • 21 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:19pm
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    I think you are dating my ex boyfriend

  • 21 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:17pm
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    If you can't enjoy that u just don't know how to have fun

  • 20 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:13pm
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    Just try doing whatever drugs hes doing so yall can be equally fucked up

  • 18 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:00pm
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    Damn that guy sounds pissed, ohh and what kinda new life did you have in mind?

  • 17 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:48pm
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    Is your bfs name Jeffy? because my sister dated a jeffy that did that.

  • 19 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:42am
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    if you still need a new boyfriend I will gladly help you out

  • 16 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:34pm
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    You can always call a 1-800# they will never be rude. Unless you pay them to!

  • 15 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 1:10am
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    Dude shut the FUCK up if I go to one more fuckin text and find u saying the shit somethings is goin down.....let's just say your lucky this is online or someone else wouldve beat u up by now. Your not funny. Nobody is laughing..

  • 19 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:41am
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    5:21- whos really going to thumbs down you for that?! <3 5:30- Thank you for making my L.O.L.

  • 18 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 6:35pm
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    (408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

  • 22 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 5:21pm
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    5:14 likes it in the shitter.

  • 15 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:02pm
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    pretty sure that guy was my roommate freshmen year

  • 15 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:40pm
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    And I fucked your mother

  • 13 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 9:42pm
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    I tried to fight a giant propane tank that was talking shit when i was drunk. needless to say my knuckles were swollen for a few days.

  • 15 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:51pm
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    Did he break his hand?

  • 14 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:57am
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    I've actually done the same thing, and Im cool as so I say stick with him

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