We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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How about you just sit on his 8 inches and we call that less shameful for both of you.
Or a quick way to get blue balls
snow + dick = bad times
Sounds like a good way to get your dick frozen off
oh my gosh that is my area code. we just had a winter snow storm in SOUTH FREAKING CAROLINA HAHAHAA
This is hilarious
Hope this is a female asking
mybawls: agree. let's.
A good man is always ready to measure up!
I can think of a better use for that.
Put a sock on it