yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?