After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I know her cup size but not her name....
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.