I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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I am Jacks Liver: "i'm not begging you not to go out, just begging you to quit ordering apple-tini's. Man Up!! Give me some Jack Daniels and Budweiser. By the way, your appendix is looking so good, might wanna get that checked out...."
That's not you liver, that's your dignity.
If you’re liver is talking, you’ve probably had enough already
just tell your liver not to be a bitch
Ignore it, your liver is obviously too sober to know what's good for it.
How old are you? You still have years to go so pace yourself.
Pity u didn't listen to ur fingers begging u not to submit this ga¥ text. First.