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  • I am Jacks Liver: "i'm not begging you not to go out, just begging you to quit ordering apple-tini's. Man Up!! Give me some Jack Daniels and Budweiser. By the way, your appendix is looking so good, might wanna get that checked out...."

    Submitted by jasboo on Aug 30, 10 at 1:50pm
  • That's not you liver, that's your dignity.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 30, 10 at 7:52pm
  • If you’re liver is talking, you’ve probably had enough already

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 30, 10 at 1:45pm
  • just tell your liver not to be a bitch

    Submitted by JCB1005 on Aug 30, 10 at 3:49pm
  • Ignore it, your liver is obviously too sober to know what's good for it.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Aug 30, 10 at 5:56pm
  • How old are you? You still have years to go so pace yourself.

    Submitted by driver_found_03 on Aug 31, 10 at 7:08am
  • Pity u didn't listen to ur fingers begging u not to submit this ga¥ text. First.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 10 at 1:36pm