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  • 96 36
    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Feb 24, 11 at 3:20pm

    that's nothin. you'd really have to question your life choices if you were scrubbin cum stains off AFTER they left.

  • 74 46
    Submitted by oldskoolind on Feb 24, 11 at 2:26pm

    because the other times are filled with making those stains perhaps?

  • 67 42
    Submitted by ttesroD on Feb 24, 11 at 5:26pm

    Family always does that to you...it's like your mind regresses back to elementary/middle school when you waited for an empty house to whack off in instead of just locking your door and being really really quiet.

  • 68 57
    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Feb 24, 11 at 3:02pm

    You mean choices like "why didn't I/she swallow?"

  • 62 49
    Submitted by iluvmy65 on Feb 24, 11 at 11:09pm

    stop letting girls dressed like cheetahs sleep on your futon.

  • 57 48
    Submitted by djmerrill21 on Feb 24, 11 at 2:58pm

    just flip the mattress

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Feb 24, 11 at 7:44pm

    Because the rest of the time you're being a nasty whore