Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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FINALLY a real tfln
whoever said TFLN isn't screening for quality posts is a douche bag, this was hilarious
hahahahahahah this post is funny and real becasuse i no the person who sent it
Love love love love this. Welcome to real life.
I swear this is the funniest tfln ever. Whoever thos happened to should be honored.
This reminds me of what happens if you translate a passage from English to Chinese and back like 5 times. Hilarious.
6:33...please learn that his name isn't halo..lol..
Dear 11:20 and 2:42,
You guys are fucking idiots. This kind of post is what tfln is meant for. Not some dumb one-liners or fake ass posts like what's been on here recently.
So fuck off and please leave. You're the people who are ruining this site by probably making up fake posts and sending them in.
Did Lindsay Lohan post this?
Fuck my eyebrow is burning. Sitting in the back of (whoever's) van. Wolfgang is singing and cooking food. Going home now
the sad thing is that he probably didn't even drink that much
I literally laughed out loud when i read this
Reminds me of A Clockwork Orange.
Puck, my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of [someone's] van and listening to jolly music and Wolfgang is singing and looking good. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
I just laughed till I cried and was laughing so hard I couldn't hit the favorite button
Maybe 'fuck my eyebrow is burning'?
i just fell on the floor crying in laughter.
it makes. NO sense.
that seriously made me laugh SO hard.
11:20 and 11:38, stop bitching. if you don't like it, leave.
I am assuming it might have been intended to read: "sitting in the back of (dolows?) VAN and listening to jolly music and wolfgang is SINGING and looking GOOD.
still don't get the eyebrow bit though...
t9 strikes again... lol
Auto-correct rears its ugly head once more.
LOL @ 1:10, with the thought and creativity put into that witty retort you should have just relied on a classic like "I'm rubber, you're glue..." or "I know you are but what am I"
i think there were some shrooms involved in this text
I see that TFLN is still making no effort to screen for quality posts, way to raise the bar guys
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
hahahahaha you sound fat haha
"home is where i go now" is killing me XDD
clearly this is an excerpt from the new david lynch script, right?
kick that cocaine habit
yeah... I'm with the responder.
i agree with 10:19 and 12:20 but i still think the sender might have been a little intoxicated or high
i think its sick my eyebrows burnin
sounds like the end of an awesome van halen concert (with wolfgang)
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything
Could be Rick (as in "Rick, my eyebrow is burning....")
I have this saved as a favorite. I laugh every time. Never gets old.
looks like some iphone corrections were made
someone needs to call you a WAAAAAH-bulance
hey theres nothing wrong with monkey fuckers 11:50
Sounds like something said in the movie "Legend"
My hysterical texts still haven't been posted.
WOW... that is the most effed up sentence I've read.... and trust me, i get some weird texts.
thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard 6:23..ur probably really short and fat like a little chode
what is 1:58 saying??? lol
Speak English Or Die.
6:33 his name is master chief dumbass. Or John
i have sent SOOO many txts like that. tends to mean awesome night.
HAH! epic nights are lovely. whether you remember them or not.
12:23 you sound ugly.
oh yes he did buddy. he's probably one of those crack addicts who sells his body for sex and then gets high and fucks around some more...damn monkey fuckers are ruining our world. They should just put their things in a box and lock it!
my honest-to-god texts have never been posted. :( some of them are hilarious!
Maybe they pierced their eyebrow? Silly.
Or burned it off.
did lindsay lohan post this?