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  • i just fell on the floor crying in laughter. it makes. NO sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:09am
  • whoever said TFLN isn't screening for quality posts is a douche bag, this was hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:42pm
  • 11:20 and 11:38, stop bitching. if you don't like it, leave.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:06pm
  • FINALLY a real tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:39am
  • hahahahahahah this post is funny and real becasuse i no the person who sent it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:15pm
  • I am assuming it might have been intended to read: "sitting in the back of (dolows?) VAN and listening to jolly music and wolfgang is SINGING and looking GOOD. ...maybe? still don't get the eyebrow bit though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:19am
  • Did Lindsay Lohan post this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:41am
  • Dear 11:20 and 2:42, You guys are fucking idiots. This kind of post is what tfln is meant for. Not some dumb one-liners or fake ass posts like what's been on here recently. So fuck off and please leave. You're the people who are ruining this site by probably making up fake posts and sending them in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:47pm
  • Maybe 'fuck my eyebrow is burning'?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:20am
  • I swear this is the funniest tfln ever. Whoever thos happened to should be honored.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 10 at 1:23am
  • Love love love love this. Welcome to real life.

    Submitted by sitonmyface on Apr 24, 10 at 11:33pm
  • the sad thing is that he probably didn't even drink that much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:45pm
  • I literally laughed out loud when i read this

    Submitted by RAMPAGE11995 on Jun 3, 11 at 7:27pm
  • Auto-correct rears its ugly head once more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:02pm
  • "home is where i go now" is killing me XDD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Fuck my eyebrow is burning. Sitting in the back of (whoever's) van. Wolfgang is singing and cooking food. Going home now

    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 20, 11 at 12:10am
  • 6:33...please learn that his name isn't halo..lol..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:40pm
  • cocaine-addiction-solution.ÒRG

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:46pm
  • t9 strikes again... lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:35pm
  • This reminds me of what happens if you translate a passage from English to Chinese and back like 5 times. Hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:38pm
  • hahahahaha you sound fat haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:26pm
  • yeah... I'm with the responder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:21am
  • I just laughed till I cried and was laughing so hard I couldn't hit the favorite button

    Submitted by tadahitsjenni on Dec 17, 10 at 11:54pm
  • I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:33pm
  • that seriously made me laugh SO hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:23am
  • Puck, my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of [someone's] van and listening to jolly music and Wolfgang is singing and looking good. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 25, 11 at 3:39pm
  • sounds like the end of an awesome van halen concert (with wolfgang)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:48am
  • Reminds me of A Clockwork Orange.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:24pm
  • I have this saved as a favorite. I laugh every time. Never gets old.

    Submitted by molliewobbles on Nov 15, 10 at 2:33am
  • Could be Rick (as in "Rick, my eyebrow is burning....")

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:26pm
  • thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard 6:23..ur probably really short and fat like a little chode

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:25pm
  • someone needs to call you a WAAAAAH-bulance

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:01pm
  • i think its sick my eyebrows burnin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:20pm
  • WOW... that is the most effed up sentence I've read.... and trust me, i get some weird texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:39pm
  • cocaine-addiction-solution.örg kick that cocaine habit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:48pm
  • LOL @ 1:10, with the thought and creativity put into that witty retort you should have just relied on a classic like "I'm rubber, you're glue..." or "I know you are but what am I"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:32pm
  • HAH! epic nights are lovely. whether you remember them or not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:27pm
  • hey theres nothing wrong with monkey fuckers 11:50

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 6:23pm
  • i think there were some shrooms involved in this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:33pm
  • what is 1:58 saying??? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:35pm
  • Sounds like something said in the movie "Legend"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:59pm
  • Speak English Or Die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:57pm
  • clearly this is an excerpt from the new david lynch script, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:00pm
  • I see that TFLN is still making no effort to screen for quality posts, way to raise the bar guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:20am
  • i have sent SOOO many txts like that. tends to mean awesome night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:27am
  • My hysterical texts still haven't been posted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:38am
  • Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:58pm
  • i agree with 10:19 and 12:20 but i still think the sender might have been a little intoxicated or high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:22pm
  • looks like some iphone corrections were made

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:30am
  • 12:23 you sound ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:10pm
  • did lindsay lohan post this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:51am
  • 6:33 his name is master chief dumbass. Or John

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Maybe they pierced their eyebrow? Silly. Or burned it off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:22am
  • my honest-to-god texts have never been posted. :( some of them are hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:29am
  • oh yes he did buddy. he's probably one of those crack addicts who sells his body for sex and then gets high and fucks around some more...damn monkey fuckers are ruining our world. They should just put their things in a box and lock it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:50pm