Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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i just fell on the floor crying in laughter.
it makes. NO sense.
whoever said TFLN isn't screening for quality posts is a douche bag, this was hilarious
11:20 and 11:38, stop bitching. if you don't like it, leave.
FINALLY a real tfln
hahahahahahah this post is funny and real becasuse i no the person who sent it
I am assuming it might have been intended to read: "sitting in the back of (dolows?) VAN and listening to jolly music and wolfgang is SINGING and looking GOOD.
still don't get the eyebrow bit though...
Did Lindsay Lohan post this?
Dear 11:20 and 2:42,
You guys are fucking idiots. This kind of post is what tfln is meant for. Not some dumb one-liners or fake ass posts like what's been on here recently.
So fuck off and please leave. You're the people who are ruining this site by probably making up fake posts and sending them in.
Maybe 'fuck my eyebrow is burning'?
I swear this is the funniest tfln ever. Whoever thos happened to should be honored.
Love love love love this. Welcome to real life.
the sad thing is that he probably didn't even drink that much
I literally laughed out loud when i read this
Auto-correct rears its ugly head once more.
"home is where i go now" is killing me XDD
Fuck my eyebrow is burning. Sitting in the back of (whoever's) van. Wolfgang is singing and cooking food. Going home now
6:33...please learn that his name isn't halo..lol..
t9 strikes again... lol
This reminds me of what happens if you translate a passage from English to Chinese and back like 5 times. Hilarious.
hahahahaha you sound fat haha
yeah... I'm with the responder.
I just laughed till I cried and was laughing so hard I couldn't hit the favorite button
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything
that seriously made me laugh SO hard.
Puck, my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of [someone's] van and listening to jolly music and Wolfgang is singing and looking good. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
sounds like the end of an awesome van halen concert (with wolfgang)
Reminds me of A Clockwork Orange.
I have this saved as a favorite. I laugh every time. Never gets old.
Could be Rick (as in "Rick, my eyebrow is burning....")
thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard 6:23..ur probably really short and fat like a little chode
someone needs to call you a WAAAAAH-bulance
i think its sick my eyebrows burnin
WOW... that is the most effed up sentence I've read.... and trust me, i get some weird texts.
kick that cocaine habit
LOL @ 1:10, with the thought and creativity put into that witty retort you should have just relied on a classic like "I'm rubber, you're glue..." or "I know you are but what am I"
HAH! epic nights are lovely. whether you remember them or not.
hey theres nothing wrong with monkey fuckers 11:50
i think there were some shrooms involved in this text
what is 1:58 saying??? lol
Sounds like something said in the movie "Legend"
Speak English Or Die.
clearly this is an excerpt from the new david lynch script, right?
I see that TFLN is still making no effort to screen for quality posts, way to raise the bar guys
i have sent SOOO many txts like that. tends to mean awesome night.
My hysterical texts still haven't been posted.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
i agree with 10:19 and 12:20 but i still think the sender might have been a little intoxicated or high
looks like some iphone corrections were made
12:23 you sound ugly.
did lindsay lohan post this?
6:33 his name is master chief dumbass. Or John
Maybe they pierced their eyebrow? Silly.
Or burned it off.
my honest-to-god texts have never been posted. :( some of them are hilarious!
oh yes he did buddy. he's probably one of those crack addicts who sells his body for sex and then gets high and fucks around some more...damn monkey fuckers are ruining our world. They should just put their things in a box and lock it!