Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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i just fell on the floor crying in laughter.
it makes. NO sense.
FINALLY a real tfln
whoever said TFLN isn't screening for quality posts is a douche bag, this was hilarious
Did Lindsay Lohan post this?
hahahahahahah this post is funny and real becasuse i no the person who sent it
Maybe 'fuck my eyebrow is burning'?
I am assuming it might have been intended to read: "sitting in the back of (dolows?) VAN and listening to jolly music and wolfgang is SINGING and looking GOOD.
still don't get the eyebrow bit though...
11:20 and 11:38, stop bitching. if you don't like it, leave.
6:33...please learn that his name isn't halo..lol..
Dear 11:20 and 2:42,
You guys are fucking idiots. This kind of post is what tfln is meant for. Not some dumb one-liners or fake ass posts like what's been on here recently.
So fuck off and please leave. You're the people who are ruining this site by probably making up fake posts and sending them in.
I literally laughed out loud when i read this
This reminds me of what happens if you translate a passage from English to Chinese and back like 5 times. Hilarious.
Auto-correct rears its ugly head once more.
Fuck my eyebrow is burning. Sitting in the back of (whoever's) van. Wolfgang is singing and cooking food. Going home now
t9 strikes again... lol
"home is where i go now" is killing me XDD
Love love love love this. Welcome to real life.
I swear this is the funniest tfln ever. Whoever thos happened to should be honored.
the sad thing is that he probably didn't even drink that much
Reminds me of A Clockwork Orange.
hahahahaha you sound fat haha
Puck, my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of [someone's] van and listening to jolly music and Wolfgang is singing and looking good. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
I have this saved as a favorite. I laugh every time. Never gets old.
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything
I just laughed till I cried and was laughing so hard I couldn't hit the favorite button
sounds like the end of an awesome van halen concert (with wolfgang)
yeah... I'm with the responder.
that seriously made me laugh SO hard.
Could be Rick (as in "Rick, my eyebrow is burning....")
thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard 6:23..ur probably really short and fat like a little chode
LOL @ 1:10, with the thought and creativity put into that witty retort you should have just relied on a classic like "I'm rubber, you're glue..." or "I know you are but what am I"
i think its sick my eyebrows burnin
kick that cocaine habit
what is 1:58 saying??? lol
WOW... that is the most effed up sentence I've read.... and trust me, i get some weird texts.
Sounds like something said in the movie "Legend"
someone needs to call you a WAAAAAH-bulance
i think there were some shrooms involved in this text
Speak English Or Die.
I see that TFLN is still making no effort to screen for quality posts, way to raise the bar guys
hey theres nothing wrong with monkey fuckers 11:50
clearly this is an excerpt from the new david lynch script, right?
HAH! epic nights are lovely. whether you remember them or not.
i have sent SOOO many txts like that. tends to mean awesome night.
My hysterical texts still haven't been posted.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
i agree with 10:19 and 12:20 but i still think the sender might have been a little intoxicated or high
looks like some iphone corrections were made
6:33 his name is master chief dumbass. Or John
did lindsay lohan post this?
12:23 you sound ugly.
my honest-to-god texts have never been posted. :( some of them are hilarious!
Maybe they pierced their eyebrow? Silly.
Or burned it off.
oh yes he did buddy. he's probably one of those crack addicts who sells his body for sex and then gets high and fucks around some more...damn monkey fuckers are ruining our world. They should just put their things in a box and lock it!