How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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You don't. People like you want the comforts of a relationship with none of the commitment, and it's pathetic. Break up with your bf before you leave so he can find someone a little less so.
For once, I think I have to agree with Taipan. I might have a heart attack. \n\nI think this girl needs to find a good friend with benefits and skip out on the whole relationship thing.
I agree with Taipan. Show a little common decency and break up with the guy so he can go find someone that's actually worth dating. Hopefully before you pass him the assortment of STDs you're carrying.
There isn't, you're a vulgar slut. Please promptly end your existence
Imagine him doing that to you. Now how does that feel?
sluts don't have feelings
Say it's with women
and film it.
there is no way he wont say yes...hell he will probably pay for the tickets to wherever you want to go
That's true, too. It's not cheating when it's with women. ;) At least that's the rules in my relationship hahaha.
Pretty sure many women would consider it cheating were the roles reversed and their male partner went behind their back with another guy. Some men think two girls together is hot and get sexual gratification from it. But in a monogamous relationship, cheating is cheating.
Oh so then you can say you did Europe? I live in Moldova stop by and I know where to find you a job and by job I mean you will be sold as a sex slave.
What a whore.... Pathetic....
Text your bf exactly what you posted. Then go fill your vagina with stds like a fat chick fills her mouth with m
What's being lost in the fact that this girl is a GIGANTIC WHORE is that she must also be completely retarded if she plans to go to 9 countries in 14 days...Enjoy your very expensive train ride...
Methinks you're kind of a whore. By which I mean, holy shit what a fucking slag.
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this vagina wall.
What a rotten slut! Don't want the relationship just end it. And I hope ya enjoy ya HIV world tour!
@Stotan you mean filled up with fluid like the panama canal? Where the semen levels keep on rising in her and no way to discretely de-leveling of those fluids; without being known how much of a slut she is...
Wow you're disgusting.
You should be taken out behind the barn and shot like a rabid dog.
I have to agree with everyone here. What an unbelievable slut.
I too agree with Taipan. My brother's ex asked him, "how much flirting is TOO much flirting?" while she was in Spain...yadda yadda yadda...I still have not met her. LoL
It's called Hall Pass.
Skank fucking whore, I hope you get knocked up
Ummmmm, how about this:\nDear boyfriend, I have a surprise for you when I return. I've left clues to what it is in random vaginas around town. Have fun!!
Did you guys consider this might be a joke text, though? This sounds like something a girl would send a good friend as a joke. I've sent similar things to my best friend but I would never ever actually cheat.
Tell him during sex
Not in the same area code so doesn't count anyway? Lol
Stay classy skankwad.
American girls are the sluttiest in the world. Unfortunately - not the prettiest.
It's kinda funny how the first comment predicts how everyone else is going to react! Woohoo for having our own opinions. Just kidding.
The first comment was "say it's with women." That's just not how most people feel about this text, though.
You don't you Nasty whore. I hope you end up a play toy to a middle eastern tribe and they fuck you to death.
This is so incredibly awful, yet I could not have said it better myself.
lol woodhaven michigan... home of all the sluts
just tell him ur a walking STD. I'm sure he'll understand.
TFLN is a good way to start.
ur out of the country so he doesnt need to know
I love how everyone keeps calling this chick a whore, yeah she is a slut, but if this was a guy you wpuld all be praising him and telling him to tell his gf to make him a sandwich
a) No, no we wouldn't. Not at all.\nb) Even if we did, it still wouldn't make this situation (or your inaccurate hypothetical) right.
when a woman does something it's bad, when a guy does it, he gets praise...that is the mindset of about 5% of men...the rest of us have our heads on our shoulders. asshole significant others are found in both genders. so please stop with all this bullshit about double standard stuff.
sorry, i forgot the "is" on, "...that is the mindset..."
thank you. i'm sick of people saying men get praise for the sleeping around thing. no one likes a cheating whore, gender is irrelevant.
I repeat my earlier challenge. There are currently 1728 pages of TFLN. Find ONE text with a cheating guy that has a positive comment in the top ten, and post a link as a reply.
Yet another text where the bulk of the comments are from people stuck in the 1870's. Yes, she needs to lose her current boyfriend ... and get one that wants an open or Swingers type of relationship.
Oh I'm sorry, is being a good person outdated? Silly us, so out of style...
Now, wait a minute, being in an open relationship makes one a bad person? I forgot that how kind and caring a person is was somehow linked to sex, so silly. :/
No--Taipan was saying that it's ridiculous that DarkWolf think's it's outdated to be fair to one's boyfriend (and presumably the same with girlfriend.) How is it outdated to think that this girl shouldn't do this depraved thing to her boyfriend?
Thank you, Res_Ipsa. And Monica, being a horrible, selfish person can absolutely be linked to sex. Those who cheat and those who homewreck, those who still sleep around knowing they have an STI, womanizers who fool women into thinking they want something more than sex and then ditch them, etc.
I agree with everything Taipan said!
...why does it really matter if she's a slut? this site's for funny texts. either you're amused or you're not- you don't need to freak out about who she wants to fuck.
Dear lord. When I see comment threads like this. My jaw drops. \n\nDo you even KNOW what site you are on? Go play on MySpace or something
Dump him right before you leave. Then when you come back, show up to his house in tears and blow him, begging to get back together.
Not mentioning anything = better for all parties involved.
I think when she gets back and her vag looks like the Grand Canyon he'll know.
...That's not how vags work, dude.
Not to mention, yours is not the only country with STIs. And yes, some can get around the condom.
Go catch a disgusting European disease and give it to him as a gift for dating such a whore!
Just tell him straight up, see his reaction. If it's bad say jk and do it anyways. And if he approves great!!!
what happens in Europe stays in Europe.