So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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The only reason this would be understandable is if you're driving a souped up ricer Honda. With a bitch muffler on but no actual mods to the engine. In which case, you are a tool. But if it's just a nice, normal Honda (and whatever else they may be, great gas mileage, long lasting, easy to repair IF anything goes wrong, pretty damn good cars) then he's a fucking dickwad.
5:55(1) spends far too much time online...
Asian drivers, scary shit.
Oh and the north pole
10:36 is right. And I'm American.
is your name Josh Whittington?
Whats with the asian hate?
This is crap, everyone knows Asians can't drive.
I can drive the fuck out of you bitch!
7:26, please tell me you are a 3rd grader and let that be your excuse for not knowing that Asia is a continent--if I'm not mistaken it's the world's LARGEST continent and NOT a country... there are dozens of countries on the continent of Asia, including the "oriental" countries, parts of russia, &the middle east. Wow.
you moron posting that long shit in place of saying "first".. wtf is that shit?! it's just like saying first...
Gotta love this country. Maybe that PhD was Canadian. I'm sure as hell American - hellz yeah!
- the dude who posted that q
8:05 I have a fucking Ph.D in neurosciences. Asia is a fucking country.
fuck you asians get out of california
Lmao!!! People think cuz Ima chick I WONT race dem:) den they think "o it's probably her boyfriends car" haha...
So u wunna race??
i'm asian and drive a honda too. represent.
My parents are black and Asian, so my dick is average...
How do you blind an asian? Put a windshield in front of them. XD
6:32- ya know it's getting sad. Yes Asia is the biggest, biggest continent. Dumass. There are seven continents-anartica,Europe,ASIA!!, austrailia,, nortth America,and south America. Dumass!
Now that you mention it, I really don't think Ive ever seen an Asian pump gas... Where do they get gas????
and what's the point of saying first?! no one knows who you are anyways, for all you know i posted first for every fucking post.
SO.....you're saying you dont wanna race??
Was it John Cusack in a Camaro?
Who said anything about a fucking letter A you retard. Europe starts and ends with the same letter, a fucking E. ALL Continents end with the same letter they started with, how are you too stupid to figure that shit out?
"See, here’s a good example: Two brothers ... One speaks no English, the other learned to speak from watching 'Wide World of Sports.' So you tell me, which is better? Speaking no English at all or speaking Howard Cosell?"
8:48 am- your are such a dumass Asia is like a continent. You definitely not a ph. D at all. So that makes you a dumass, AND a liar.
He's probably just upset that he can't afford stickers for his Honda. They do add 5hp a sticker.
I'm very sad that only one person said something in reference to Better Off Dead. Whoever you are, you one person, you RULE. I wish I could give you a high five.
I would probably even give you two dollars.
you know what, i don't remember ever seeing that either..... haha how weird
2007 civic si with full boltons will smoke your mustake piece of gt shit go pho
fuckin mustangs.. FUCKING MUSTANGS.. hah.
all asians don't drive hondas, some asain chicks drive my cock...
Lol. I showed my teacher this. He's Asian. I am too...We were laughing hard.
Why did u buy a Honda?
MUSTANG GT all the way baby!!!
Well that's what u get for being Asian
Asia is not a country you piece of shit dumbass. Have you not passed the second grade yet?
So funny when people think Americans are stupid when all the technology you're using was invented in America...
Not "ALL" idiot!
love how some one goes what avout your tokyo drifting skills .. no where in the text does he or she say they are from japan ... asia is a large continent with lots of countries
get off my lawn fishheads!
Yeah and u wrent even first douche. Kuddos to the person who didn't type first. Ugh
Did you just say the north pole was a continent?
Well maybe you shouldnt have a 2ft fin on the back of your car and neon on the bottom. Just a thought.
Why do all Asians drive hondas
well, you are asian, aren't you? where's your pride? and your Tokyo drifting skillz?
what's worse is that people with Hondas actually think they have a good racing car.
But u still raced him didn't u.
Lemme guess... You smoked him off the line, he caught up, but you pulled off a win, Fast and Furious style?
I wouldve thought that too and I'm an Asian girl with a Supra lol
Who are these idiots who don't get that Asia is *definitely* a continent? Americans?
Feed the troll!
I would've smoked his ass. Oh, how I miss my Honda & Acura.
Has anyone ever seen an Asian pump gas? In the 18 years of my life I have not. Where do they get there fucking gas!
... it was a joke dude chill out.
1.Honda suck. 2. Asians can't drive for shit. No perifial (sp) vision.
North America...south America.. Hmm they don't end in the same letter they started with. Dick.
You guys are retarded. Asia is a country.
Remember that time that asians drove good? I dot
We don't drive, we drift! : )
My Ph.D. In neuroscience tells me you're all fucking dumbasses. Asia. Is. A. Country. It's the second biggest one, behind Australia
wouldn't it be funny if two people typed 'first' and entered it at the same time since neither person would know if theirs was the one that was actually first or not? i wonder how many times that happens
This is fucking hilarious haha
How is this text NOT from Vancouver?
so thats not what that means?
Nah he just wants to pee in ya butt
dont you think that just becxuse someone says 'ooh im a neuroscientist' wow!
they may really be some little 14 year old imbecile whos just bored?
next; of course he knows asia is a continent. its pretty basic knowledge
hes just watching everyone get upset.
let it go. hes a shmuck
Asia is a continent dumbo and happen to me all the time i drive a integra
i am surprised any of you dumb ass americans know asia is a continent. i mean you dont know shit about canada, and we are neighbors.
i love that someone mentioned tokyo drift skills period.
asians have the coolest cars. they have those big airplane wings on the back that make them look sweet and the paint looks awesome. also the crazy lights are frikin sweet.
Dude, I'm American and I pointed out that Asia is a continent and has 55 countries...
Civic si will do that
soo...then you raced him?
I was the first post idiots!!!!! I'm always the first post I got it backed like that dumbass
I love me some Asian girls!
considering this is 714 I might know this person.
to the fake who keeps saing 'first',, im from miami, and dude, the first is ME, always me:)
I Love Asian Guys.
There's Something About Them
If Youre Asian Id Probably Suck Your Dock Just Cause. I Love You, Asian Man
Haha wow... Bunch of fuckin dumbasses Ph.D. My ass!!!
Yellow snow thanks devs
Umm EUROPE doesn't start OR end with an A. Nice try though.
Everyoe vtec makes girls wet
The question here is who won
7:37 I've raced hondas trust me my mustang smoked them good. Try getting a fast car then talking.
Didn't everyone learn the 7 continents and how they all start and end with the same letter if you don't include the directional adjectives?
5:53- that's cause nobody gives a shit about Canada go bitch to somebody else. Name one thing Canada has given the world.
Perhaps he also thought you would do some drifting!
Asian girls are all over me
dave i'm gonna race
8:48 --- good thing you didn't get a geography degree. Neuroscience degrees require math chem physics physiology and other sciences.
Ahh! Suck my dick suck my motha fuckin dick dick.. But asians ruuule. You shoulda raced him.
8th civic ftw j5 and zuecone are lovers
I race all the time, and I'm Jamaican....sooooo yeaaa.
Wish I was first.
asia is not a country! wtf? are you in grade five? seriously look at a map bud
OMG, how is a PhD in neuroscience related to a simple geography fact? Ask any 4th grader, ASIA is a freaking CONTINENT. Put your frickin PhD to work and Google it.
O & im asian but you dont see me at the gas station bc my toyota fills itself.
"im asian but you dont see me at the gas station bc my toyota fills itself." ~HEART
Damn 12:08 You're a moron for guessing and using a retarded stereotype, yea he's totally wrong so he MUST be Canadian.
ah. only in orange county where you get a mix of prideful gooks and gooks with no shame
I'm going to say something immediately before some douche posts "first." Kthanksbye.
Asians suck dick.....my dickz
Where did you get your degree so I know not to respect that school anymore? Asia is a CONTINENT consisting of 55 countries. Amazes me how many fucking idiots there are in this world.
We all thank Tokyo Drift lol
VTAK y0! bitches love it
Asian guys always hit on me.
6:51, sorry but im pretty sure asia is a country. And im not surprised that someone tried to race you, rice boy. But seriously, rice burners annoy the shit out of everyone.
7:39, there's two types of asian drivers, the ones who can't drive or the ones who just race. both are incredibly annoying.
But the question is did you win?