So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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Asian drivers, scary shit.
The only reason this would be understandable is if you're driving a souped up ricer Honda. With a bitch muffler on but no actual mods to the engine. In which case, you are a tool. But if it's just a nice, normal Honda (and whatever else they may be, great gas mileage, long lasting, easy to repair IF anything goes wrong, pretty damn good cars) then he's a fucking dickwad.
10:36 is right. And I'm American.
5:55(1) spends far too much time online...
Oh and the north pole
This is crap, everyone knows Asians can't drive.
I can drive the fuck out of you bitch!
you moron posting that long shit in place of saying "first".. wtf is that shit?! it's just like saying first...
Whats with the asian hate?
is your name Josh Whittington?
8:05 I have a fucking Ph.D in neurosciences. Asia is a fucking country.
i'm asian and drive a honda too. represent.
Who said anything about a fucking letter A you retard. Europe starts and ends with the same letter, a fucking E. ALL Continents end with the same letter they started with, how are you too stupid to figure that shit out?
fuck you asians get out of california
Gotta love this country. Maybe that PhD was Canadian. I'm sure as hell American - hellz yeah!
- the dude who posted that q
Now that you mention it, I really don't think Ive ever seen an Asian pump gas... Where do they get gas????
7:26, please tell me you are a 3rd grader and let that be your excuse for not knowing that Asia is a continent--if I'm not mistaken it's the world's LARGEST continent and NOT a country... there are dozens of countries on the continent of Asia, including the "oriental" countries, parts of russia, &the middle east. Wow.
Was it John Cusack in a Camaro?
How do you blind an asian? Put a windshield in front of them. XD
8:48 am- your are such a dumass Asia is like a continent. You definitely not a ph. D at all. So that makes you a dumass, AND a liar.
and what's the point of saying first?! no one knows who you are anyways, for all you know i posted first for every fucking post.
I'm very sad that only one person said something in reference to Better Off Dead. Whoever you are, you one person, you RULE. I wish I could give you a high five.
I would probably even give you two dollars.
Lmao!!! People think cuz Ima chick I WONT race dem:) den they think "o it's probably her boyfriends car" haha...
So u wunna race??
My parents are black and Asian, so my dick is average...
6:32- ya know it's getting sad. Yes Asia is the biggest, biggest continent. Dumass. There are seven continents-anartica,Europe,ASIA!!, austrailia,, nortth America,and south America. Dumass!
Well that's what u get for being Asian
MUSTANG GT all the way baby!!!
1.Honda suck. 2. Asians can't drive for shit. No perifial (sp) vision.
SO.....you're saying you dont wanna race??
2007 civic si with full boltons will smoke your mustake piece of gt shit go pho
Lol. I showed my teacher this. He's Asian. I am too...We were laughing hard.
He's probably just upset that he can't afford stickers for his Honda. They do add 5hp a sticker.
I would've smoked his ass. Oh, how I miss my Honda & Acura.
all asians don't drive hondas, some asain chicks drive my cock...
Why do all Asians drive hondas
Feed the troll!
you know what, i don't remember ever seeing that either..... haha how weird
"See, here’s a good example: Two brothers ... One speaks no English, the other learned to speak from watching 'Wide World of Sports.' So you tell me, which is better? Speaking no English at all or speaking Howard Cosell?"
Asia is not a country you piece of shit dumbass. Have you not passed the second grade yet?
Who are these idiots who don't get that Asia is *definitely* a continent? Americans?
Well maybe you shouldnt have a 2ft fin on the back of your car and neon on the bottom. Just a thought.
fuckin mustangs.. FUCKING MUSTANGS.. hah.
Nah he just wants to pee in ya butt
Lemme guess... You smoked him off the line, he caught up, but you pulled off a win, Fast and Furious style?
This is fucking hilarious haha
You guys are retarded. Asia is a country.
Asia is a continent dumbo and happen to me all the time i drive a integra
North America...south America.. Hmm they don't end in the same letter they started with. Dick.
Why did u buy a Honda?
well, you are asian, aren't you? where's your pride? and your Tokyo drifting skillz?
i am surprised any of you dumb ass americans know asia is a continent. i mean you dont know shit about canada, and we are neighbors.
i love that someone mentioned tokyo drift skills period.
so thats not what that means?
Yeah and u wrent even first douche. Kuddos to the person who didn't type first. Ugh
... it was a joke dude chill out.
asians have the coolest cars. they have those big airplane wings on the back that make them look sweet and the paint looks awesome. also the crazy lights are frikin sweet.
But u still raced him didn't u.
Did you just say the north pole was a continent?
get off my lawn fishheads!
what's worse is that people with Hondas actually think they have a good racing car.
Remember that time that asians drove good? I dot
We don't drive, we drift! : )
So funny when people think Americans are stupid when all the technology you're using was invented in America...
Not "ALL" idiot!
Civic si will do that
soo...then you raced him?
Everyoe vtec makes girls wet
love how some one goes what avout your tokyo drifting skills .. no where in the text does he or she say they are from japan ... asia is a large continent with lots of countries
wouldn't it be funny if two people typed 'first' and entered it at the same time since neither person would know if theirs was the one that was actually first or not? i wonder how many times that happens
How is this text NOT from Vancouver?
to the fake who keeps saing 'first',, im from miami, and dude, the first is ME, always me:)
My Ph.D. In neuroscience tells me you're all fucking dumbasses. Asia. Is. A. Country. It's the second biggest one, behind Australia
Dude, I'm American and I pointed out that Asia is a continent and has 55 countries...
I love me some Asian girls!
dont you think that just becxuse someone says 'ooh im a neuroscientist' wow!
they may really be some little 14 year old imbecile whos just bored?
next; of course he knows asia is a continent. its pretty basic knowledge
hes just watching everyone get upset.
let it go. hes a shmuck
Damn 12:08 You're a moron for guessing and using a retarded stereotype, yea he's totally wrong so he MUST be Canadian.
Has anyone ever seen an Asian pump gas? In the 18 years of my life I have not. Where do they get there fucking gas!
I Love Asian Guys.
There's Something About Them
If Youre Asian Id Probably Suck Your Dock Just Cause. I Love You, Asian Man
8th civic ftw j5 and zuecone are lovers
I wouldve thought that too and I'm an Asian girl with a Supra lol
dave i'm gonna race
Didn't everyone learn the 7 continents and how they all start and end with the same letter if you don't include the directional adjectives?
8:48 --- good thing you didn't get a geography degree. Neuroscience degrees require math chem physics physiology and other sciences.
5:53- that's cause nobody gives a shit about Canada go bitch to somebody else. Name one thing Canada has given the world.
Haha wow... Bunch of fuckin dumbasses Ph.D. My ass!!!
Ahh! Suck my dick suck my motha fuckin dick dick.. But asians ruuule. You shoulda raced him.
asia is not a country! wtf? are you in grade five? seriously look at a map bud
I was the first post idiots!!!!! I'm always the first post I got it backed like that dumbass
considering this is 714 I might know this person.
Yellow snow thanks devs
OMG, how is a PhD in neuroscience related to a simple geography fact? Ask any 4th grader, ASIA is a freaking CONTINENT. Put your frickin PhD to work and Google it.
O & im asian but you dont see me at the gas station bc my toyota fills itself.
"im asian but you dont see me at the gas station bc my toyota fills itself." ~HEART
Perhaps he also thought you would do some drifting!
The question here is who won
Umm EUROPE doesn't start OR end with an A. Nice try though.
7:37 I've raced hondas trust me my mustang smoked them good. Try getting a fast car then talking.
I race all the time, and I'm Jamaican....sooooo yeaaa.
Asian girls are all over me
VTAK y0! bitches love it
ah. only in orange county where you get a mix of prideful gooks and gooks with no shame
Asian guys always hit on me.
We all thank Tokyo Drift lol
Where did you get your degree so I know not to respect that school anymore? Asia is a CONTINENT consisting of 55 countries. Amazes me how many fucking idiots there are in this world.
Asians suck dick.....my dickz
6:51, sorry but im pretty sure asia is a country. And im not surprised that someone tried to race you, rice boy. But seriously, rice burners annoy the shit out of everyone.
Wish I was first.
But the question is did you win?
7:39, there's two types of asian drivers, the ones who can't drive or the ones who just race. both are incredibly annoying.
I'm going to say something immediately before some douche posts "first." Kthanksbye.