I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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Sweet baby Jesus, some poor guy might be missing a penis...
That's 4% not good enough.
Time to see how deep your fingers go. It's the same principle as finding the broken condom. There's only so many places it can be...
Smelly pirate hooker
You should probably get that checked out.
Only 96%? I feel like that is an all or nothing kind of situation