so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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It's just extra lube!
Best time of the month. It means I'm not a daddy and my girl is so horny I get good morning blowjobs
It takes a brave man to sail the red seas, It takes a Hero to drink from them.
One time my girlfriend was on the rag but I still went down on her. I made the carpet look like a murder scene.
I'm not giving my boyfriend extra blowjobs or anal just because I'm on my period. He can deal or go without, so he's always good to go.
Are you really that afraid of a little blood? Put down a towel or fuck in the shower and man up.
9:57 is right. I am so fucking horny on my period that he'll make it work.
That leaves you with two options:
A) Hummer week
B) butt secks
Doesn't everyone have period sex? Just put down a towel. Never had a boyfriend who cared. Didn't know men could be so prude.
I don't get it, and I have no idea why this would be be funny.
But he'll love it the other three weeks.
Next time tell him to get over it, his dick is washable. And then ride em cowgirl!
I'm sorry.. I think period sex is nAsTY.. why can't guys just wait 5 more days to get sum?
And then you spurted a line of projectile blood in his face.
Man I need to find me a chick like 8:43 has. My chick is always on that, "I have cramps, I'm sick, I have a headache blah blah blah" shit. Not, "I'm horny let me give you head". Man seein' this txts only confirms why I'm headed to break up w/y chick.
Periodsex is actually really good for the girl. It helps your cramps not be so intense. Look it up its in Cosmopoliton.
Jeff-are you retarded? He hates her vagina because she's on her period. Jesus.
Those prude men, 4:14, are just the ones who've never had a girlfriend and don't get any regularly.
Seriously don't get why so many people are grossed out by period sex, grow the fuck up America. Just means you've gy more lubrication
Just because the roller coaster is broke doesn't mean the whole amusment park is shut down.
Jeff must love dick in his butt
LMFAO I only laugh because my bf has done this exact thing...he talked to it...
Dude!!!... That's just hapened to us last weekend, lol, but must admit, period makes me soooooo sensible, it was fucken awesome!!!!!
Is your mouth bleeding? Is your butt bleeding (yet)? You guys can still have fun without making the bedsheets look like a horror movie prop.
Earn your red wings bro!
Grow up, it's just blood.
8:59 are you retarded? It's obvious someone still hates Jeff so they made him sound like an idiot.
Best time of the month...she's fucken horny, and in a sorry for that, she gives me xtra bj's...fuck yes!!!
your boyfriend is a tool
ITS SAFE TO SWIM IN THE RED SEE, JUST DONT DRINK FROM IT
I hate it when people say "I have my period". Never heard it before this site. Don't normal people say "I'm ON my period"?
LMAO! high five to 7.30.. "FIRST"??
Vagina bloood taste goood
that actually kinda cute
Lies..who says "I have my period"