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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:50am

    It's just extra lube!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:06pm

    It takes a brave man to sail the red seas, It takes a Hero to drink from them.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:43am

    Best time of the month. It means I'm not a daddy and my girl is so horny I get good morning blowjobs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:57am

    Are you really that afraid of a little blood? Put down a towel or fuck in the shower and man up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:59am

    I'm not giving my boyfriend extra blowjobs or anal just because I'm on my period. He can deal or go without, so he's always good to go.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:50am

    But he'll love it the other three weeks.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:04am

    I don't get it, and I have no idea why this would be be funny. -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 7:29am

    Those prude men, 4:14, are just the ones who've never had a girlfriend and don't get any regularly.

  • 96 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:06pm

    9:57 is right. I am so fucking horny on my period that he'll make it work.

  • 99 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:14am

    Doesn't everyone have period sex? Just put down a towel. Never had a boyfriend who cared. Didn't know men could be so prude.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:59am

    Jeff-are you retarded? He hates her vagina because she's on her period. Jesus.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:04am

    That leaves you with two options: A) Hummer week B) butt secks

  • 93 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:37am

    Next time tell him to get over it, his dick is washable. And then ride em cowgirl!

  • 88 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:59am

    Dude!!!... That's just hapened to us last weekend, lol, but must admit, period makes me soooooo sensible, it was fucken awesome!!!!!

  • 92 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:16pm

    Just because the roller coaster is broke doesn't mean the whole amusment park is shut down.

  • 85 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 4:36pm

    Seriously don't get why so many people are grossed out by period sex, grow the fuck up America. Just means you've gy more lubrication

  • 95 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:32am

    And then you spurted a line of projectile blood in his face.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:05am

    One time my girlfriend was on the rag but I still went down on her. I made the carpet look like a murder scene.

  • 92 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:22am

    Periodsex is actually really good for the girl. It helps your cramps not be so intense. Look it up its in Cosmopoliton.

  • 89 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:02pm

    I'm sorry.. I think period sex is nAsTY.. why can't guys just wait 5 more days to get sum?

  • 93 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:46am

    Man I need to find me a chick like 8:43 has. My chick is always on that, "I have cramps, I'm sick, I have a headache blah blah blah" shit. Not, "I'm horny let me give you head". Man seein' this txts only confirms why I'm headed to break up w/y chick.

  • 83 80
    Submitted by lolayjay on Apr 7, 10 at 9:41pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahah.

  • 80 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:20pm

    LMFAO I only laugh because my bf has done this exact thing...he talked to it...

  • 83 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:19am

    Jeff must love dick in his butt

  • 76 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:49pm

    Grow up, it's just blood.

  • 77 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:27am

    Earn your red wings bro!

  • 81 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:13am

    Is your mouth bleeding? Is your butt bleeding (yet)? You guys can still have fun without making the bedsheets look like a horror movie prop.

  • 77 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:57am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 76 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:17am

    8:59 are you retarded? It's obvious someone still hates Jeff so they made him sound like an idiot.

  • Submitted by BR0KE on Jan 19, 10 at 6:55am

    ITS SAFE TO SWIM IN THE RED SEE, JUST DONT DRINK FROM IT

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 8:12am

    LMAO! high five to 7.30.. "FIRST"??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:02am

    Vagina bloood taste goood

  • 75 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:53pm

    your boyfriend is a tool

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:02am

    Best time of the month...she's fucken horny, and in a sorry for that, she gives me xtra bj's...fuck yes!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:49am

    Lies..who says "I have my period" Ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 1:19am

    that actually kinda cute

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:12am

    I hate it when people say "I have my period". Never heard it before this site. Don't normal people say "I'm ON my period"?