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  • Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 21, 11 at 10:13am

    He must have mistaken you for someone who actually has a heart...

  • Submitted by smashedface on Apr 21, 11 at 10:23am

    Probably waiting for your ass to make him a samwich

  • Submitted by badassmanlyman on Apr 21, 11 at 12:55pm

    Then he pulled his dick out, slapped you across the face, and left you there in shock

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    Submitted by sls1881 on Apr 30, 11 at 4:46am

    Just because a girl wants you to eat it

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Nemz on Apr 21, 11 at 3:42pm

    Fort Worth sluts are the best.

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    Submitted by Taipan on Apr 22, 11 at 2:56pm

    I get the feeling you're one of those women that has gotten used by enough men that you feel the need to retaliate by doing the same to every one that crosses your path.

    • 42 45
      Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 23, 11 at 3:51am

      She's a man baby!

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    Submitted by Topanga053 on Apr 22, 11 at 10:37am

    @jen- fuck that. Where's my sandwich?? Women get hungry after sex too. Yet I'm not such a controlling douchebag that i'd make a "rule" that my husband has to make me one every time we have sex.

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    Submitted by tbomber on Apr 21, 11 at 11:43am

    good call, cuddling is for suckers.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by CockyMuthaFucka on Apr 21, 11 at 10:27pm

    I think I'm in love.

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    Submitted by AUGUN_face on Apr 21, 11 at 9:26am

    good question!

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    Submitted by SashaJackson20 on Apr 21, 11 at 10:43am

    classic "Toot It and Boot It" ;)

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    Submitted by sjpin on Apr 21, 11 at 8:56pm

    Rock on Ft. Worth!!! That's how we do it in Texas!!

  • 42 56
    Submitted by friedbunnies on Apr 23, 11 at 10:56pm

    Omg that was my text....\n\n\n(weird)

  • 33 47
    Submitted by TheCaptain__ on Apr 25, 11 at 11:58am

    Lady Quagmire!!

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    Submitted by jenn1331 on Apr 21, 11 at 10:07pm

    He was waiting on the magical sandwich....something my husband and his buddies made up the wife booty call or gf must make one after sex...it's just the polite thing to do..believe me after that they will either roll over and sleep or get the fuck out!!!! ;)

  • 36 61
    Submitted by SDBear2010 on Apr 21, 11 at 5:57pm

    Jeri, is that you?!

  • 30 50
    Submitted by hottrobosu on Apr 25, 11 at 7:55pm

    Did I post this?

  • 33 62
    Submitted by SDBear2010 on Apr 21, 11 at 5:59pm

    Jeri, is that you?!

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    Submitted by imadoofis on Apr 21, 11 at 10:13am

    Nice...