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  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:02am

    WTF. ive submitted way funnier ORIGINAL shit than this. way to go TFLN.

  • 41 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:18pm

    11:08 I just posted that to get some loser to say "FAIL." Thanks for taking the bait. Loser.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:52pm

    You have to appreciate a man that puts in effort. Best of luck.

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:57pm

    10:56 - same person maybe? (though i highly doubt it)

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:12am

    Can food actually affect how it tastes?

    • 11 14
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 11, 12 at 9:16am

      It seems to be a prevailing opinion. There haven't been any published scientific studies on it, despite the well-known fact that scientists are kinky. In any case, it's very sweet of the guy to be willing to change his diet for his gf.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:52pm

    Or pussy whipped is more like it.

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:19am

    are you guys like 15? that's cute. tell his mommy to pick up some birth control for you too.

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:10am

    11:18 nice try but no ones buying that shit.

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:50pm

    and it sounds like she works as a cashier? are they 16?

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:05am

    455, i agree 100 percent.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:55am

    and can people please stop texting or sending in texts that always end in the rhetorical "keeper?" question? That, and "new high/new low". Please get some originality, thanks.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:26pm

    What foods are on this magic list?

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:35pm

    maybe he'd be a keeper if he wasn't having mommy get him groceries.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:44pm

    I dated a Vegan once and his cum tasted so sweet! All he ate was fruit and salads. I always blew him and swallowed. Now my husband's tastes like shit. He eats unhealthy.

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:04pm

    11:02 is one of them, DONT EAT ME FATTY!

  • 32 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:43am

    That's actually cute in a really bizarre way.

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:57pm

    10:56 i jus looked at the exact same thing. thank you, this is bullshit, very unoriginal. the moderators blowwwww

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:32pm

    He might have been a keeper if his mom wasn't his bitch. That's your future job!

  • 25 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:30am

    3:25, it's south shore, MA. They'll find a way.

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:12am

    Uh... I worked as a cashier while I lived at home (so mommy did the grocery shopping) until I was 21. It's called going to to university...

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:02pm

    10:58 no but i have seen your moms dick

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:00am

    hey, they could be 23 year old white trash that still live with their parents because they are high school dropouts, the girl has 2 kids already, and the guy is a mcdonalds fry cook/aspiring white rapper

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:17pm

    since when is a guy who's mommy does his grocery shopping a keeper?

  • 13 17
    Submitted by crazypsyco710 on Feb 7, 12 at 10:14pm

    His mom still shops for him? What is he 12?

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:03am

    yeah.. both keepers.. one is putting stuff on his moms shopping list.. the girl is working at the grocery store lol.. suck and suck.

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:55pm

    this is a copy off of a post from like last week, nice try tho, next time be original

  • 27 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:25am

    I guess his mom is buying his food, she's paying his rent too. Hopefully that means he'll have enough money to buy rubbers so you two don't produce any hellspawn together.

  • 32 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:42pm

    His mom is doing his shopping? how old is he?

  • 25 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:52pm

    Cayenne pepper, for a spicy treat.

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:17am

    funnel cake... no joke. it works.

  • 27 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:58pm

    the mods are a lot of fugly women, have you seen the TFLN pics??

  • 23 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:56pm

    (757): he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so. ^^nice try dumbass, you cant even make up your own tfnl

  • 23 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:34am

    they didn't have co-op opportunities while you went "to to university"

  • 24 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:54pm

    Maybe you could have slipped this one past us if you didn't do the keeper question answered in the affirmative. Nice try though.

  • 28 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:30am

    lame. someone already posted this tfln. this site is starting to suck. it used to be funny but now it's lame.