He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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Or pussy whipped is more like it.
11:08 I just posted that to get some loser to say "FAIL." Thanks for taking the bait. Loser.
and it sounds like she works as a cashier? are they 16?
WTF. ive submitted way funnier ORIGINAL shit than this. way to go TFLN.
the mods are a lot of fugly women, have you seen the TFLN pics??
11:02 is one of them, DONT EAT ME FATTY!
That's actually cute in a really bizarre way.
are you guys like 15? that's cute.
tell his mommy to pick up some birth control for you too.
What foods are on this magic list?
Cayenne pepper, for a spicy treat.
since when is a guy who's mommy does his grocery shopping a keeper?
You have to appreciate a man that puts in effort. Best of luck.
I dated a Vegan once and his cum tasted so sweet! All he ate was fruit and salads. I always blew him and swallowed. Now my husband's tastes like shit. He eats unhealthy.
and can people please stop texting or sending in texts that always end in the rhetorical "keeper?" question? That, and "new high/new low". Please get some originality, thanks.
yeah.. both keepers.. one is putting stuff on his moms shopping list.. the girl is working at the grocery store lol.. suck and suck.
nice try but no ones buying that shit.
10:58 no but i have seen your moms dick
10:56 - same person maybe? (though i highly doubt it)
Can food actually affect how it tastes?
It seems to be a prevailing opinion. There haven't been any published scientific studies on it, despite the well-known fact that scientists are kinky. In any case, it's very sweet of the guy to be willing to change his diet for his gf.
they didn't have co-op opportunities while you went "to to university"
His mom still shops for him? What is he 12?
hey, they could be 23 year old white trash that still live with their parents because they are high school dropouts, the girl has 2 kids already, and the guy is a mcdonalds fry cook/aspiring white rapper
maybe he'd be a keeper if he wasn't having mommy get him groceries.
funnel cake... no joke. it works.
Uh... I worked as a cashier while I lived at home (so mommy did the grocery shopping) until I was 21. It's called going to to university...
Maybe you could have slipped this one past us if you didn't do the keeper question answered in the affirmative. Nice try though.
455, i agree 100 percent.
3:25, it's south shore, MA. They'll find a way.
He might have been a keeper if his mom wasn't his bitch.
That's your future job!
10:56 i jus looked at the exact same thing. thank you, this is bullshit, very unoriginal. the moderators blowwwww
I guess his mom is buying his food, she's paying his rent too. Hopefully that means he'll have enough money to buy rubbers so you two don't produce any hellspawn together.
(757): he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
^^nice try dumbass, you cant even make up your own tfnl
lame. someone already posted this tfln. this site is starting to suck. it used to be funny but now it's lame.
His mom is doing his shopping? how old is he?
this is a copy off of a post from like last week, nice try tho, next time be original