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  • Or pussy whipped is more like it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:52pm
  • and it sounds like she works as a cashier? are they 16?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:50pm
  • 11:08 I just posted that to get some loser to say "FAIL." Thanks for taking the bait. Loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:18pm
  • WTF. ive submitted way funnier ORIGINAL shit than this. way to go TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:02am
  • 11:02 is one of them, DONT EAT ME FATTY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:04pm
  • the mods are a lot of fugly women, have you seen the TFLN pics??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:58pm
  • That's actually cute in a really bizarre way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:43am
  • What foods are on this magic list?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:26pm
  • are you guys like 15? that's cute. tell his mommy to pick up some birth control for you too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:19am
  • Cayenne pepper, for a spicy treat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:52pm
  • You have to appreciate a man that puts in effort. Best of luck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:52pm
  • I dated a Vegan once and his cum tasted so sweet! All he ate was fruit and salads. I always blew him and swallowed. Now my husband's tastes like shit. He eats unhealthy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:44pm
  • yeah.. both keepers.. one is putting stuff on his moms shopping list.. the girl is working at the grocery store lol.. suck and suck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:03am
  • since when is a guy who's mommy does his grocery shopping a keeper?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:17pm
  • 11:18 nice try but no ones buying that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:10am
  • 10:58 no but i have seen your moms dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:02pm
  • and can people please stop texting or sending in texts that always end in the rhetorical "keeper?" question? That, and "new high/new low". Please get some originality, thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:55am
  • 10:56 - same person maybe? (though i highly doubt it)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Can food actually affect how it tastes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:12am
    • It seems to be a prevailing opinion. There haven't been any published scientific studies on it, despite the well-known fact that scientists are kinky. In any case, it's very sweet of the guy to be willing to change his diet for his gf.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 11, 12 at 9:16am
  • they didn't have co-op opportunities while you went "to to university"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:34am
  • funnel cake... no joke. it works.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:17am
  • His mom still shops for him? What is he 12?

    Submitted by crazypsyco710 on Feb 7, 12 at 10:14pm
  • hey, they could be 23 year old white trash that still live with their parents because they are high school dropouts, the girl has 2 kids already, and the guy is a mcdonalds fry cook/aspiring white rapper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:00am
  • Maybe you could have slipped this one past us if you didn't do the keeper question answered in the affirmative. Nice try though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:54pm
  • maybe he'd be a keeper if he wasn't having mommy get him groceries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Uh... I worked as a cashier while I lived at home (so mommy did the grocery shopping) until I was 21. It's called going to to university...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:12am
  • 455, i agree 100 percent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:05am
  • 3:25, it's south shore, MA. They'll find a way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:30am
  • 10:56 i jus looked at the exact same thing. thank you, this is bullshit, very unoriginal. the moderators blowwwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:57pm
  • I guess his mom is buying his food, she's paying his rent too. Hopefully that means he'll have enough money to buy rubbers so you two don't produce any hellspawn together.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:25am
  • He might have been a keeper if his mom wasn't his bitch. That's your future job!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:32pm
  • (757): he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so. ^^nice try dumbass, you cant even make up your own tfnl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:56pm
  • lame. someone already posted this tfln. this site is starting to suck. it used to be funny but now it's lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:30am
  • His mom is doing his shopping? how old is he?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:42pm
  • this is a copy off of a post from like last week, nice try tho, next time be original

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:55pm
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