I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
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how do you lock your keys in a car? please explain. i need my keys to lock my car.
If you have an automatic car and hit the lock button and say leave your keys in the ignition or on the seat. Not that hard to do.
Real...fake..who cares...it's hilarious!!!
1:14 does have a point. Except, you just can't lock yourself out while using the drivers door. As long as that door is shut already, you can totally lock your keys in your car. Fake or not, whoever came up with this is genius, I would never think to say anything like that. lmao.
I like how people try to decipher whether texts are real or fake...either way we get a good laugh out of them.
it was on Overheard Everywhere... like a week ago or something
best ever! who cares if it's fake? it's uber clever if it is and hilarious either way
wow this is the best one but the is an akward situatiom
this sounds fake...but at the same time i could totally believe this happening haha
1.what you shouldve done was had those legs closed just like ur locked doors, LMAO!
reminds me of the time i used a wire hanger to get my pills out from behind the dresser where they had fallen. i knew where the hanger was going if i didn't get the pills out ;-)
Oh. My. God. ROTFL!!!!!!!!! This is definitely the best one on here that I've ever seen.
ask for one of those fetus' in a jar, so u can smash the window
7:23, agreed. I was there the other day. What a shithole.
so wrong it's right.
Apparently someone needed some plan C with that plan B.
8:22 is right. abortion isn't funny. for example, it'd be wildly innappropriate and unfunny to say: What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree, a dead baby nailed to 5 trees
Lmfao. That is hiliarous
Has anyone noticed that a lot of texts from here also end up on Bash and vice versa??
Like 1:59 said... it was in a college humor article before... still funny though
This actually happened to my friend... Is this Rez?
this is awful! i don't understand how people can think this is so funny. clearly you have no respect for human life. i am not a close-minded person, but there are certain things that are just wrong to joke about.
1) Open door.
2) Place keys on seat.
3) Press "lock" button on inside of car door.
4) Shut door.
I don't even care if this is fake, it's hysterical!
abortions are a terrible atrocity. this is not a laughing matter. you all should be ashamed
ha ha ha ha ha omg this is great
lmao. thats one of the best texts ive read so far!
BEST TFLN EVER.... omg.
how does dunkin donuts make you fat?!?
I wonder which PP it was. Go Colorado!
ahahhahahah, this is the first one to actually make me laugh out loud. nicely done.
think its hilarious but i do think its fake.
still funny as shit though.
1:21 i've parked in front of dunkin donuts to go to a head shop, does that make me fat? how does parking in front of PP make you a slut???
Ah god a lot of you are prudes, it's a fucking joke. Abortion CAN be funny, and here it is.
real, or fake.. this is amazing!! best one, by far!!
and @ 11:40, its a damn funny joke.
this was on college humor article:1776092
ohhh omg so good! hahah
hahahahahaaaha, i don't even if it is fake. its still funny.
You can't be that retarded. Car doors lock from inside the car too dipshit.
very good! i got a good laugh from this one! prob one of the best texts so far.
Pure awesome. Go Colorado!
"HangER, not hangar."
Just kidding, haha. This text is hilarious.
This is the best one I've read on here, ever.
hehe that was so funny
Dude, I love you.
Can I marry you right now?
Run away with me to Vegas
is this real?? if so that's hilarious
Why the hell is Everyone anonymous?
Fuck ya!! Thank u denver
This is the most amazing thing I've ever heard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
haha awesome. of course you can lock your keys in your car. Once I actually locked a person inside my car - I have a landrover, they have a very weird locking system...
hahahaahah that is hilarious
Oh my god, I just laughed my ass off, hahaha.
1;21...shove your bible where the sun dont shine, preacher
1:14 - Some people don't have brand new cars from this decade like you do. Older cars, it is very easy to lock your keys into your car...
Why aren't u down here talkig to me u don't love anymore
if plan b fails, proceed to plan d & c.
i think this just made my life
BEST TEXT EVER!!! I laughed really hard!!
So fucking funny!!!
This is the best ever lmao!!!
Lmfao they would have had a heartattack
HahahahahahahahahahahahahagHHAaaaaa. Best text
who cares if its fake...ITS FUNNY
of all the places to need a hanger.
Hahahahah that's hilarious
i worked at pp and someone came in once for this purpose (legitimately, like she didn't realize the implications). go to any other business in the area if this happens.
This made my day... Thank you
i acually teared from this one haahahaa ;)
I dont get it?
This was probably another retarded grand junction chick asking a SMART Denver person how to fix her life's fuck ups.
already been done, guys, keep reading.
8:22 this text has nothing to do with human life. Besides, there's nothing wrong with abortions. I was aborted and look at me, I turned out fine
Lol this one MADE me laugh
hahahaha 2:48 grand junction sucksss
12:47 and 8:22 fuck off its not your child
LMAO BEST TEXT EVER! 11:40, pull your head out of your ass and LAUGH. It's funny!
at least she can kill two birds with one stone!
This makes me want to go to PP and lock my keys in my car just so I can legitimately send this message to my friends!
By far the best text
I'm sure it was on College humor but this is an ooooold joke. pre-interwebz even!
11:40, you should be ashamed of the massive stick in your ass preventing you from relaxing and taking a joke.
Ha ha, fucking hilarious.
Best text I've ever read
Clothes hangers: they bring out the baby in you!
Omg this is hands down the funniest thing ever haahahhaha
LMAO! best text ever
lol...omg this made me laugh so much!
what do you get when you stick a knife up a dead babies ass?
i dont know about you, but i get an erection
It's so funny, but it also makes my beaver slam shut.
I love you
Baahahahahaha I just peed a liitle
Damn it bebe, I didn't know u had it in u!!!!
OMG I ACCIDENTLY VOTED IT THUMBS DOWN SHIIIIIT
Oh man--I just put my 91 year old mother to bed a few minutes ago--now I'm going to have to tell her tomorrow what cracked me up...I'm betting she'll love it. I don't care if it's an old joke--I never heard it before and no one should miss it. Thank you to the person who posted it!!
Hahahahahaha! So funny
2:19 seriously? People use clothes hangers for back alley abortions sometimes. Dumbass bitchfucker...
ooooohhhhh man. If this is fake, I don't care. TOOOO GOOD!
11:40 get a life.
Don't be so close-minded.
This is how we do it in Colorado
i love how people say its impossible to lock your keys in your car.
i drive a car without automatic locks meaning i have to lock the doors before i get out.
and if you set your keys down to grab something else... well..., there you have it.
OMG YES. This App is going to make me lose my job.
This doesn't even need the reply. The straight line is better than any response could ever be.
this... is so fucking epic.
fake or not, i nearly pissed myself.