I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
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how do you lock your keys in a car? please explain. i need my keys to lock my car.
If you have an automatic car and hit the lock button and say leave your keys in the ignition or on the seat. Not that hard to do.
Real...fake..who cares...it's hilarious!!!
1:14 does have a point. Except, you just can't lock yourself out while using the drivers door. As long as that door is shut already, you can totally lock your keys in your car. Fake or not, whoever came up with this is genius, I would never think to say anything like that. lmao.
I like how people try to decipher whether texts are real or fake...either way we get a good laugh out of them.
it was on Overheard Everywhere... like a week ago or something
best ever! who cares if it's fake? it's uber clever if it is and hilarious either way
wow this is the best one but the is an akward situatiom
ask for one of those fetus' in a jar, so u can smash the window
reminds me of the time i used a wire hanger to get my pills out from behind the dresser where they had fallen. i knew where the hanger was going if i didn't get the pills out ;-)
1.what you shouldve done was had those legs closed just like ur locked doors, LMAO!
this sounds fake...but at the same time i could totally believe this happening haha
7:23, agreed. I was there the other day. What a shithole.
Oh. My. God. ROTFL!!!!!!!!! This is definitely the best one on here that I've ever seen.
8:22 is right. abortion isn't funny. for example, it'd be wildly innappropriate and unfunny to say: What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree, a dead baby nailed to 5 trees
Lmfao. That is hiliarous
Apparently someone needed some plan C with that plan B.
so wrong it's right.
Has anyone noticed that a lot of texts from here also end up on Bash and vice versa??
1) Open door.
2) Place keys on seat.
3) Press "lock" button on inside of car door.
4) Shut door.
I don't even care if this is fake, it's hysterical!
This actually happened to my friend... Is this Rez?
Like 1:59 said... it was in a college humor article before... still funny though
this is awful! i don't understand how people can think this is so funny. clearly you have no respect for human life. i am not a close-minded person, but there are certain things that are just wrong to joke about.
abortions are a terrible atrocity. this is not a laughing matter. you all should be ashamed
lmao. thats one of the best texts ive read so far!
ha ha ha ha ha omg this is great
I wonder which PP it was. Go Colorado!
BEST TFLN EVER.... omg.
ahahhahahah, this is the first one to actually make me laugh out loud. nicely done.
Ah god a lot of you are prudes, it's a fucking joke. Abortion CAN be funny, and here it is.
how does dunkin donuts make you fat?!?
this was on college humor article:1776092
think its hilarious but i do think its fake.
still funny as shit though.
1:21 i've parked in front of dunkin donuts to go to a head shop, does that make me fat? how does parking in front of PP make you a slut???
ohhh omg so good! hahah
real, or fake.. this is amazing!! best one, by far!!
and @ 11:40, its a damn funny joke.
hahahahahaaaha, i don't even if it is fake. its still funny.
You can't be that retarded. Car doors lock from inside the car too dipshit.
hehe that was so funny
This is the best one I've read on here, ever.
Pure awesome. Go Colorado!
"HangER, not hangar."
Just kidding, haha. This text is hilarious.
very good! i got a good laugh from this one! prob one of the best texts so far.
Why the hell is Everyone anonymous?
Dude, I love you.
Can I marry you right now?
Run away with me to Vegas
1:14 - Some people don't have brand new cars from this decade like you do. Older cars, it is very easy to lock your keys into your car...
hahahaahah that is hilarious
Fuck ya!! Thank u denver
is this real?? if so that's hilarious
1;21...shove your bible where the sun dont shine, preacher
i think this just made my life
haha awesome. of course you can lock your keys in your car. Once I actually locked a person inside my car - I have a landrover, they have a very weird locking system...
This is the most amazing thing I've ever heard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
if plan b fails, proceed to plan d & c.
Why aren't u down here talkig to me u don't love anymore
So fucking funny!!!
Oh my god, I just laughed my ass off, hahaha.
HahahahahahahahahahahahahagHHAaaaaa. Best text
BEST TEXT EVER!!! I laughed really hard!!
This is the best ever lmao!!!
Lmfao they would have had a heartattack
This was probably another retarded grand junction chick asking a SMART Denver person how to fix her life's fuck ups.
Hahahahah that's hilarious
who cares if its fake...ITS FUNNY
of all the places to need a hanger.
i acually teared from this one haahahaa ;)
already been done, guys, keep reading.
8:22 this text has nothing to do with human life. Besides, there's nothing wrong with abortions. I was aborted and look at me, I turned out fine
I dont get it?
i worked at pp and someone came in once for this purpose (legitimately, like she didn't realize the implications). go to any other business in the area if this happens.
Lol this one MADE me laugh
hahahaha 2:48 grand junction sucksss
LMAO BEST TEXT EVER! 11:40, pull your head out of your ass and LAUGH. It's funny!
12:47 and 8:22 fuck off its not your child
This made my day... Thank you
at least she can kill two birds with one stone!
This makes me want to go to PP and lock my keys in my car just so I can legitimately send this message to my friends!
Ha ha, fucking hilarious.
Best text I've ever read
I'm sure it was on College humor but this is an ooooold joke. pre-interwebz even!
11:40, you should be ashamed of the massive stick in your ass preventing you from relaxing and taking a joke.
Omg this is hands down the funniest thing ever haahahhaha
By far the best text
LMAO! best text ever
lol...omg this made me laugh so much!
Clothes hangers: they bring out the baby in you!
what do you get when you stick a knife up a dead babies ass?
i dont know about you, but i get an erection
Baahahahahaha I just peed a liitle
I love you
OMG I ACCIDENTLY VOTED IT THUMBS DOWN SHIIIIIT
Damn it bebe, I didn't know u had it in u!!!!
ooooohhhhh man. If this is fake, I don't care. TOOOO GOOD!
It's so funny, but it also makes my beaver slam shut.
Oh man--I just put my 91 year old mother to bed a few minutes ago--now I'm going to have to tell her tomorrow what cracked me up...I'm betting she'll love it. I don't care if it's an old joke--I never heard it before and no one should miss it. Thank you to the person who posted it!!
11:40 get a life.
Don't be so close-minded.
2:19 seriously? People use clothes hangers for back alley abortions sometimes. Dumbass bitchfucker...
Hahahahahaha! So funny
i love how people say its impossible to lock your keys in your car.
i drive a car without automatic locks meaning i have to lock the doors before i get out.
and if you set your keys down to grab something else... well..., there you have it.
This is how we do it in Colorado
OMG YES. This App is going to make me lose my job.
This doesn't even need the reply. The straight line is better than any response could ever be.
this... is so fucking epic.
fake or not, i nearly pissed myself.