I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
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I also think the OP wins -and I'm a girl. You wouldn't ruin a lipstick unless he was worth it.
so many people are down on promiscuious sex on this site.
no matter what when there is a new hot girl in the office i guarantee bang her at lunch. the last one was a rehead.... i win..
Sweetheart trust me I have no need to be jealous. But the last time I wore red lipstick was Halloween with my naughty nurse costume.
OP owns that pussy; wish it had happened to me
Naughty nurse girl we wana see
Actually, you don't win at life. You're just a whore.
no, you win buddy. seriously.
I always get my monsters in a bag
It was probably from a tranny...
You're a clit slapper
female point of view, thats badass. [=
two points for you.
So you must have read it as em llac in the mirroor
This made my cereal taste a whole lot more like victory.
She wants you call to discuss the STDs she most likely gave you. You lose.
i've done that before, gotta love red lipstick ;)
i'm sooo going to buy some lipstick just so i can use this!!!!
Was there a number written there, too?
No sorry you fail at life
Okay. I tried that but I just got some shit about information technology. Nothing about upsidee Downey letters.
11:17: it's you're. Not to be that person, but I just was.
yeah...having trouble getting some, ppl?
Hmmm naughty nurse. That's pretty fn hot
I didn't fail at life until I got married. Then it's the same old pussy and it gets harder and harder to get sex, BJs, anal ---whatever
You're 10:33s grammar
You're ... Wait. I don't l ow how to make the upsidee-downer thingeys
red lipstick is fucking ugly. if i want to fuck a mom ill fuck a mom, not a 20 year old that looks like a clown
For the record that's the last time I get drunk with you!
You're 0 up, 1 down.
Lame lame lame WTF you suck at life.