I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
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I also think the OP wins -and I'm a girl. You wouldn't ruin a lipstick unless he was worth it.
no matter what when there is a new hot girl in the office i guarantee bang her at lunch. the last one was a rehead.... i win..
Sweetheart trust me I have no need to be jealous. But the last time I wore red lipstick was Halloween with my naughty nurse costume.
so many people are down on promiscuious sex on this site.
Naughty nurse girl we wana see
OP owns that pussy; wish it had happened to me
no, you win buddy. seriously.
Actually, you don't win at life. You're just a whore.
I always get my monsters in a bag
female point of view, thats badass. [=
two points for you.
It was probably from a tranny...
So you must have read it as em llac in the mirroor
You're a clit slapper
She wants you call to discuss the STDs she most likely gave you. You lose.
i've done that before, gotta love red lipstick ;)
This made my cereal taste a whole lot more like victory.
i'm sooo going to buy some lipstick just so i can use this!!!!
Was there a number written there, too?
No sorry you fail at life
11:17: it's you're. Not to be that person, but I just was.
Okay. I tried that but I just got some shit about information technology. Nothing about upsidee Downey letters.
Hmmm naughty nurse. That's pretty fn hot
yeah...having trouble getting some, ppl?
I didn't fail at life until I got married. Then it's the same old pussy and it gets harder and harder to get sex, BJs, anal ---whatever
You're 10:33s grammar
red lipstick is fucking ugly. if i want to fuck a mom ill fuck a mom, not a 20 year old that looks like a clown
You're ... Wait. I don't l ow how to make the upsidee-downer thingeys
You're 0 up, 1 down.
For the record that's the last time I get drunk with you!
Lame lame lame WTF you suck at life.