You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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Isn't that what a wingman is for?
But even with Jiminy at his side, Pinocchio still managed to make an ass of himself!
and always let your penis be your guide
Oh HELL no...my penis is stupid and blind. I'll listen to his input, but I still make the decisions.
when you wish upon a bar...
Is that a new sex toy?
Your sexual conscience.
That's his brother Eddie Cricket.