It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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Must've been damn exciting!
Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
What kind of bear? As though knowing that would make it any better. I hope it was a polar bear
he is a godless killing machine
This just brought a smile to my face :)
this made my day.
They can smell the menstration
How's it feel to know you slept with a furry? Probably just about as good as realizing you're just as much a freak for sleeping with a furry.
I guess it's true. Only you can prevent forest fires.
Someone's been reenacting The Hotel New Hampshire.
Bud did he have your wearing any pj's with a trap door?
Bitch better have my honey!