you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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Maybe they were talking to someone with a name of Edward?
Sounds a bit more like they've been smoking the marijuana, not drinking...
a neat little combination of both actually
OH GODDAMN IT. People arre trying to use things from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium to pick people up now