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  • A female can always get laid. They just need to adjust their standards to a realistic level. A trashy, hairy chick weighing 459 pounds isn't going to be banging male models anytime soon, but certainly some scumbag somewhere is willing to stick it in. How else do you think she got so many kids?

    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 20, 10 at 2:22pm
    • Artificial insemination? Wait, no it's more likely her doctor got stuck in there and has been whackin' it out of boredom...

      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 22, 10 at 12:30am
      • Most people who are artificially inseminated are happy enough to have one kid.

        Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 23, 10 at 4:37pm
  • A girl go in the middle of a party and spread her legs and guys will want to fuck. A guy go in the middle of a party pulls his dick out he mite get half if he is big enough and lucky

    Submitted by Misssbarry on Nov 21, 10 at 1:09am
  • Or at least bi

    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 20, 10 at 6:04pm
  • Considers how fat she is. I have seen fat girls placed at tabled farthest from the head table as possible sitting next to the software engineers and fast food workers.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 20, 10 at 7:31pm
  • Rick Scott, you're fired!

    Submitted by Thepresident on Nov 20, 10 at 2:19pm