if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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A female can always get laid. They just need to adjust their standards to a realistic level. A trashy, hairy chick weighing 459 pounds isn't going to be banging male models anytime soon, but certainly some scumbag somewhere is willing to stick it in. How else do you think she got so many kids?
Artificial insemination? Wait, no it's more likely her doctor got stuck in there and has been whackin' it out of boredom...
Most people who are artificially inseminated are happy enough to have one kid.
A girl go in the middle of a party and spread her legs and guys will want to fuck. A guy go in the middle of a party pulls his dick out he mite get half if he is big enough and lucky
Or at least bi
Considers how fat she is. I have seen fat girls placed at tabled farthest from the head table as possible sitting next to the software engineers and fast food workers.
Rick Scott, you're fired!