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  • fake or not, i just laughed the hardest at of anything on this site or anything in the last month for that matter. WIN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:14pm
  • dude, its not dumb to misspell things when your DRUNK. jesus fucking christ. this shits funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:05am
  • Way to go, Orange County. This is why I stay as far away from my university campus as humanly possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:36am
  • you're all on a site about drunk text messages bitching that the texts aren't grammatically correct? really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 12:30pm
  • Thank god you didn't drive home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Wow I can't believe people are criticizing something like this, get a sense of humour! This stuff happens all the time and it's kinda funny, I'm glad my friends aren't so uptight geez.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:47am
  • I'm just glad the drunk ass chose to walk.. I was prob on the road at that time

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:30am
  • I'd smack you if you texted me that many times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:04pm
  • That's why you need predictive text (T9)...it's okay if you're drunk because it knows what you mean anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:50am
    • uh haha idk what magical world you live in there buddy

      Submitted by pokinsmot on Apr 21, 10 at 1:25am
  • Ah, so many memories!

    Submitted by adu650 on Sep 21, 10 at 10:50pm
  • I do that all the time. I try to write something on like msn or whatever and making a mistake it takes me like 4 tries to get it right lol. No worry s my friend,

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:20am
  • 5:03 no shit we party all the time. that's obviously why this person was shithammered. fuckin idiot. it has nothing to do with having good grammar. we just have more fun than you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:41pm
  • I'm sober , and dutch, and my english grammar is better than all of you americans. But apparently everyone in America spends their time in college and university getting drunk and high, sobering up, fucking (at least you brag a lot about it), or getting arrested. So, go figure...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:03pm
  • "you're all on a site about drunk text messages bitching that the texts aren't grammatically correct? really?" THANK YOU!! shut the fuck up people!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:18am
  • Yeahh orange countyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:45pm
  • i love how the '....' wasnt right on the last time

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:07pm
  • u spelled THERE wrong good job on getting most of the words right and it's...not,,,dumbshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 11:09pm
  • What does being Dutch have to do with this text? I'm Danish blah blah blah. I could complain about American English as well, but this is a drunken text on a website about stupid things people say. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:18pm
  • okay, 5:03, take the stick out of your ass? thaanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:38pm
  • bahahahah! sounds like me last night

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:48pm
  • ta ta ta ta today junior.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:12pm
  • hahah that's hilarious, I love textmsgs like that. GOOD NIGHT ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:32pm
  • I think everyone who has attempted to text while high has experienced this at least once.

    Submitted by JennyIsAnOwl on Aug 12, 10 at 11:07pm
  • Predictive text makes drunk texts worse. My boyfriend texts me drunk and its literally like another language.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 14, 12 at 6:56am
  • I'm an English major and I confess I'm a grammar Nazi, but I would never pick apart grammar or spelling on THIS of all websites hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:27pm
  • I didn;t know you could drunk hiccup in a text....amazing....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 1:55pm
  • Confuckinggratulations your Dutch and u know how to speak English...want a fucking goddamn...cookie...I'll shove it up ur ass where u know u like it anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 3:57pm
  • I LOVE THIS GIRL WHO TEXTED THIS AHAHAH this cracks me up !!! i love this site also... i send all these texts to my friend and we laugh and we always want to get posted haha!! dang u work it girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 7:50pm
  • If at first you don't succeed...try, try again

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 8:01pm
  • I know this guy!! He sent my friend this text. We all go to Pepperdine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:18am
  • Jajathis in fun n\nJaha this js funnt\nHaha this is funny,,, there we go :)

    Submitted by emilysanerd on Mar 11, 11 at 6:44pm