There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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if i see one more tiny dick text i'm going to projectile vomit.
Be sure not to get any on your tiny, tiny dick.
...and that's reason enough.
you must be at least <this> big to ride this ride.
Hahahaha funniest thing ever!
I guess he won't cum over.
Haha your awesome
sounds like somebody needs to be fired. this must be a baby d!ck swarm year