Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best