remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
You kept saying you had to be safe.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch