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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:20am

    so would your mother

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:11am

    11:05 you're an idiot.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:37pm

    11:05 but you're the nasy whore who fucked them, so...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:27am

    No need for murder, remember that huge sunglasses are the new paper bag...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:33am

    10:08 needs to smoke a bowl and realize there are WORDS next to the thumbs that clarify their meaning.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:53am

    11:05 has a small penis.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:00pm

    sometimes i wish i could put a bag on top of the head of some girls i fuck - hot body, ugly face, they trick me into fucking them when i'm drunk - would be awkward though

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:39am

    haha oh my god, I literally laughed out loud at this one...I say that kind of stuff about guys all the time. "He would be hot if not for his face"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:58pm

    Actually, I believe this site is at it's best when it is posting the texts from those too drunk or stoned to be posting. We are most amused when we get to see the bad, almost alien spelling, the random babbles, the illogic, the non sequiturs. Posts such as this one serve only to polarize the readers and bring out trolls to offend.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:04am

    I'm sure this person is a big nasty slut monkey and is pretty insecure. Don't get me wrong...I laughed ..cause it's funny BUT still...get over yourself.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 8:35pm

    uhmm i think thats an elephant

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:02pm

    Hey, 11:00. I'm a girl so I can't exactly relate, but your statement reminds me of the Masters of Horror movie Jenifer. Seen it? TRULY nightmarishly ugly face on that chick.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:44pm

    this is applicable to a lot of girls

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:05pm

    11:02 no i haven't. but i just googled it and saw that nasty bitch. makes me feel better about the ugly chicks i've fucked

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:40pm

    hahahahah this ones hilarious

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:08pm

    You are a bucket of fuck if you gave this a thumbs-down! This type of shit is precisely the reason for this site. Not that "I am so ashamed that I walked home wearing his shorts and a banana stuck up my ass god I love Indianapolis" bunch of bullshit!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:52pm

    thumbs down just means it was a bad night chill out. it is a bad night if there was someone that fat and ugly lol

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 7, 12 at 6:53am

    Everyone tells me I'm a butterface. Fml.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:53pm

    hahahahahaha i literally laughed out loud