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  • Submitted by quoteXunquote on Mar 25, 10 at 4:16pm

    Right, because on Facebook, it's all about quantity, not quality.

  • Submitted by Anonoman on Mar 25, 10 at 6:28pm

    Yes, I always judge people on the amount of their facebook friends. How else will I know the size of their e-penis?

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    Submitted by Vena on Mar 25, 10 at 9:25pm

    I'm pretty sure she can afford to have -oh no!- 292 friends on facebook. Hope she doesn't become a social reject without your friendship.

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    Submitted by randomname on Mar 25, 10 at 4:18pm

    And I'm sure she actually knows them all...

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    Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 26, 10 at 9:14am

    I judge people on having too many friends. 300+ and you're just pretending to be popular. 800+ you add total strangers just to "up your friend count". Pretty fucking pathetic. I only add people I actually know in real like to my facebook since I don't want total strangers knowing what I'm up to, not like they care anyways unless they're super creepy.

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      Submitted by roadie42 on Mar 26, 10 at 11:35am

      So true...this girl from my old high school I didn't even know friended me a while ago, so I looked at her profile and saw she had over 1000 friends. Wayy to go, adding complete strangers is the new definition of popular apparently.

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    Submitted by Dex43 on Mar 25, 10 at 7:55pm

    Conceit at it's finest.

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    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on Mar 25, 10 at 4:42pm

    More friends=more people spamming you with YouTube messages!

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    Submitted by FaceFucked on Mar 25, 10 at 8:43pm

    Facebook isn't myspace

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    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Mar 26, 10 at 10:07am

    LMAO 6:28

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    Submitted by BJM on Mar 26, 10 at 9:03am

    What's facebook?

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    Submitted by mparker on Mar 25, 10 at 6:32pm

    Haha I know who wrote this! Way to go bitch.

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    Submitted by Masquerade90 on Mar 26, 10 at 12:20am

    Monkeysphere. Google it.

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      Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 26, 10 at 9:11am

      That's awesome! Thanks for this!

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        Submitted by artfreak17 on Mar 26, 10 at 3:17pm

        If this is serious I might actually be happy.

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    Submitted by mtownsfinest513 on May 16, 10 at 11:03pm

    In fairness to her. I have 870 facebook friends and I do know all of them.

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    Submitted by belocl7 on Mar 28, 10 at 11:24am

    I agree with artfreak. Although I have bout 320 and I DO know them all. But yeah over 400 and u just want ppl to think ur popular. Losers!

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    Submitted by dimsam on Jun 14, 10 at 10:52pm

    anonoman- hahahahahahaha

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    Submitted by trke0302 on Mar 25, 10 at 4:21pm

    Show that bitch wasup

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    Submitted by thatguy326 on Oct 20, 11 at 6:57pm

    Masquared90: mind= blown with the monkeysphere thing

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    Submitted by aliiciaa318 on Mar 25, 10 at 11:07pm

    Wow she deleted them and they were just taking an easy shot at them. It's supposed to be funny. You're all lame

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    Submitted by xXLelaXx on Mar 25, 10 at 9:57pm

    Agrees with randomname

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    Submitted by a1cplow on Jul 10, 10 at 7:37pm

    Silence profile!