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  • 79 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:24pm

    twilight gave girls an unrealist view on guys, and now NOBODY'S GETTING LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU, stephanie meyer for creating the dryspell of the century because girls only want to fuck edward cullen/rob pattinson...

  • 79 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:06pm

    wasn't there some study that found out 93% of twilight fans are overweight teenage girls who obsess over "edward?"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:56pm

    dunno about HP being pure, it has its issues too, but so fucking true about twilight: both movie and books.

  • 81 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:04am

    BULLLLLLLLLLL shit. harry potters for pussies.

    • 34 44
      Submitted by Shynvor on Feb 17, 12 at 7:12pm

      It's a hell of a lot better than Twilight.

  • 77 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:01pm

    12:14 amen. Harry ftw

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:59am

    twilight sucks in general. it's 400 pages of some dude flirting...no wonder it has appeal to 14 year old girls

  • 63 69
    Submitted by beansarecool on Jun 18, 10 at 12:13am

    Harry potter is fucking amazing

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:56am

    iv been to the cafe in edinburgh where JK Rowling started to write HP! it was like the gates of heaven!

  • 75 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:00pm

    8:01 Shut the fuck up, cunt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:19pm

    God Tier: Lord of the Rings Good Tier: Harry Potter Shit Tier: Twilight

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 1:31am

    Potter Puppet Pals!!!! Snape Snape Severus Snape XD

  • 73 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:44pm

    hey......twilight may be preteen porn...........but if you want adult level books better than twilight.........go for the dark series by christine feehan........written for adults, and so good and hot that after three months of reading about 20 some-odd books.......i had my first one-night stand ever.........and i don't do one-nighters..........

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:57pm

    hahaha 12:18 it's true though....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:53pm

    i second 3:14's statement!! but in only 21!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:38pm

    there are worse works of literature out there than twilight....i wouldn't go that far...but to each their own right? i mean it sucks that everywhere we go there is something twilight related...but i wouldn't be too happy if everyone hated on something i liked...

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Eyeball10000 on Jan 10, 11 at 12:42am

    I feel like this belongs on MLIA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:59am

    hey dont get too down on yourself 11:24, at least the girls are over Harry Potter and dont expect you to do magic....just throw some glitter on your self and if they tell you they love you answer "you are my life now" guarantee you will get laid....unless they are anti-twilight

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:14pm

    If you bring up Twilight and Harry Potter within 5 seconds of one another, you should be publicly executed for gene pool pollution.

    • 47 71
      Submitted by Starphyre on Sep 12, 11 at 7:36am

      hahaha yes, proof positive someone's been pissing in the shallow end

  • 70 95
    Submitted by CamillaMacaulay on Mar 20, 10 at 11:20pm

    AMEN.

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:54pm

    It IS romantic...if you're Mormon.

  • 70 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:06pm

    why does shit like this get posted on this site? same old shit. TWILIGHT SUCKS OMGGG. we all know you hate it, stfu and get a job.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:20pm

    I think Stephanie Meyer is secretly a zombie who's goal is to turn every girl alive into fat lonely house matrons like herself and create a legion of soldiers hell bent on defending the honor of Edward Cullen. The army is building...

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 6:01pm

    A girl wrote this. FYI. I'm the recipient of this text. We love Harry Potter. And we're tired of Edward.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:15pm

    No, 6:08, you should carry out said activities for being so close-minded and ignorant as to think that someone's enjoyment of a book written purely in the way of fantasy dictates their entire intellect or their path in life. And I go to college, U of M, thanks.

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:29pm

    whatevs. i'm still going to masturbate to my own non-mormon version of edward. what do you think happens if a vampire goes down on a human? what if it was her period...?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:00pm

    you don't know from porn until you read the twilight alternate universe-human fanfiction.... just sayin'.... i think i just came...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:18am

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  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:48pm

    12:11 that was me all the way

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:57am

    I picked up one of the Twilight books I saw randomly lying around a wrote "Then Buffy staked Edward, the end."

    • 51 87
      Submitted by SlayerBitch on Sep 5, 10 at 8:04pm

      You're my hero. If people want to see a vampire who's a thousand times better than Edward Cullen, all they have to do is watch the first episode of Buffy. Angel rules, and so does Spike. Edward is a little girl.

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:21pm

    4:59, if you don't like the series, you might want to consider the irony in expending so much energy to bash it anonymously on tfln. just saying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:14pm

    A porn would actually graphically describe sex.. in which Twilight can't even do that. I read it- i saw it- i'll see the next one. It's nothing special at all. But definitely shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence as Harry Potter which actually had thought put into the writing of it lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:05am

    yep when i was at my girlfriends house she said she was watching twilight but before i went in a heard a noise like zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz he tv must be broken

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:11pm

    what's wrong with porn for girls? we need something to get us off and if that happens to be a sparkly vampire, all the better. it's just as real as most of the porn guys watch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:04pm

    I think it's valid to argue movie vs book. The books sucked; the movie sucked on such a cosmic level that a new torture realm in Hell was where people have to watch the movie over and over again.

  • 65 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:11am

    I love Harry potter !!!!!!!! :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:34pm

    Omg...so, so true. I agree with the whole 13 year old porn thing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:25am

    we should make you president.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:06pm

    twilight is an embarrassment to literature. harry potter definitely wins. so does sherlock holmes. english writers know what's up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:36pm

    I agree with the OP, but honestly - why has nobody mentioned Potter Porn yet???? the harry potter universe sure as hell isn't pure, not after all the fan fiction that's been written about it....

    • 50 73
      Submitted by SlayerBitch on Sep 5, 10 at 7:58pm

      But the Potter fan fiction is well written impurity.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:20pm

    if she was on her period and a vampire was going down on her, I'm pretty sure she would die. regardless of the period, odds are she would die anyways... If I were a vampire I'd play with my food before I eat it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:47pm

    harry potter 6 out in 4 days!!!

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:14am

    I am 23 years old, and I love twilight.. I can also admit that is the lamest thing in the entire world. WHY?! So lame. but .. so... good.

  • 65 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:56pm

    1:45 ohhhh is THAT what Text From Last Night means? I thought it just meant a text that was sent from the previous night. I like 12:17, also

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:52pm

    i posted 3:41 and i dont think so....for anyone else maybe...but Ms. Meyer is as pure as the get. Mormons...sigh. if she were even close to thinking about something naughty she wouldnt have had a black-out as the sex scene in the last book....but i guess she let us use our imaginations

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:41pm

    you guys need to chill. First off...the woman is married and has kids i think....and those arent her standards! she had a dream one night and wrote it down on paper 8 months later twilight was born....she thinks of bella as her daughter....wouldnt you want your daughter to have high standards and not fall for losers??? but yeah its just a book. if you dont like it read something else.

    • 37 61
      Submitted by Shynvor on Feb 17, 12 at 7:14pm

      Falling for a whiny, pathetic, centuries old vampire is considered having standards now?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:22am

    6:57 im in love with you.

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:42am

    Thank goodness. I agree wholeheartedly.

  • 62 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:41pm

    So true! Newsflash: Just as girls aren't perfect they way ads and porn and whatever depict us to be, boys aren't perfect the way stupid romance novels like Twilight depict them to be. The woman isn't even a good writer, and she probably just hasn't gotten any for a really long time. Probably because her expectations are entirely too high.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:52am

    Harry Potter = love.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:51am

    they all suck, by the way all the pretentious high schoolers trying to look intelligent while justifying how "teh awesome teh twilight book is GTFO ktxbai" is pathetic, you'll understand once you graduate

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Starphyre on Sep 12, 11 at 7:38am

    all that glitters is not gold, sometimes it's just a homo vampire in the sun

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:04am

    So true! Stephenie Meyer should get her money back from college. She never learned to write. Shame.

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:01pm

    Dear 7:20, get your facts straight. Stephanie Meyer is actually quite beautiful and far from lonely. She's been married for years and has two kids. I would guess she is a happy person. You never can tell with Mormons because they always ACT happy in that creepy way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:06pm

    2:42, tfln IS supposed to be about "stupid stuff you did while obviously drunk". notice how the homepage says "remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? we do."....therefore implying that you were under the influence and did something you shouldn't have. arguing about twilight does not count.

  • 63 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:03pm

    ok, honestly, why do you people care so much? is this like the first time in your lives where your tastes have differed from other people's? get used to it, that will happen a lot in life.

  • 61 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:36pm

    I'm a teenage girl, and I DETEST Twilight with a burning passion. The book was bad, the movie was possibly the worst movie ever, and the crazy fans annoy me to no end. But I love Harry Potter. I have since I was five. The books are awesome, the movies are pretty good, and the crazy friends are me and my best friends. IT IS SO MUCH BETTER.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:08pm

    How about: they are both pathetic and stupid? Yeah, that works for me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:59pm

    O_O I don't understand any of this. You mean people actually watched that Twilight Movie?! IMHO though. F*ck Twilight & F*ck Edward. You want a real vampire you stick with Vlad, he wasn't sparkly and killed 100s of thousands of people without hesitation. Try Elizabeth Kostava's The Historian. That's what a real vampire novel is about. & if you have an issue with my post or agree.. I'm EbbedAway on Myspace.

    • 39 68
      Submitted by Shynvor on Feb 17, 12 at 7:20pm

      I honestly have to agree with you.

  • 62 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:55pm

    couldn't have said it better myself, 1:45.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:21pm

    i felt so jibbed in the fourth book. i wanted some hardcore vampire banging. and then she gets preggers? wtf. mormons ruin it again

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:18pm

    Twilight isn't porn. Twilight is Mormon propaganda.

  • 42 60
    Submitted by rawfulsaurusrex on Oct 11, 11 at 11:59pm

    I read the first book before society became obsessed with the twilight series and I liked it. I wouldn't classify it as literature but I was amused by the concept of "good" vampires. now I just hate the series. it was ruined by the movies.

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:18pm

    to 10 36 YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVAR BEHIND THE DUDE WHO WROTE THIS i might need to marry him

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:09pm

    i agree. if you dont like it, then wy are you wasting time sitting here bashing it? jesus people, they're just books and movies, nothing really mportant!

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:24pm

    do you mean 'pure' as in, 'awesome' or as in 'un-tainted' ?

  • 59 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:26am

    god it totally is. i love twilight but the thought of Edward Cullen makes me want to jump the next guy i see...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:58am

    wow. i can't believe this generated this much talk. i am the poster, by the way, and wanted to add something that wasn't pure sex and drunkenness on the site. and the text was really sent.. and i love harry.

    • 34 56
      Submitted by Shynvor on Feb 17, 12 at 7:17pm

      Good for you. You know real literature when you read it. I honestly commend you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:08pm

    If you are in college and enjoy twilight you should save yourself money and drop out then go work at Dennys or your local brothel/strip club. Because that is where your intellect places you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:28am

    3:41PM - wet dream

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:45pm

    im pretty sure Stephenie Meyer is Mormon.....which would explain this all well. ps. 12:18 i love you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:49pm

    5:29 - he eats her out....literally... sorry, i couldnt resist

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:33pm

    twilight ruined society.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:45pm

    12:18 made me lol. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:33pm

    12:25, YOU deserve to be anally raped. Just because someone likes to read books, even bad books, doesn't mean they should be raped.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:40pm

    HARRY POTTUR FTW!!!!! :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:42pm

    AMEN to the texter/poster. And those of you saying this shouldn't be up here need to be quiet. This site doesn't have to only post texts you sent about stupid stuff you did while obviously drunk. And 1:45- I'm in college and debate this stuff. It's not only high-schoolers who do.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:59pm

    fuck people who say the movie ruined it. they are horrible books to begin with. the writing is so one-dimensional and superficial it's ridiculous. and the plot is just dumb too, a vampire falling in love with a human? vampires drink blood, that's what they do. humans are food for them. it's like a human falling in love with a hamburger. give me a break.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:25pm

    Yah!! Down with twilight!! Any girl that reads that crap deserves to be anally raped, repeatedly!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:56am

    He is a profit that speaks the truth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:19pm

    "humans falling in love with a hamburger" hahahaha well put

  • 53 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:48pm

    DUMBLEDOR!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:09pm

    Lol! Love this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:58pm

    AMEN. harry potter forever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:45pm

    12:18 "Twilight isn't porn. Twilight is Mormon propaganda." holy shit i fell of the couch with laughter.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:27pm

    Twilight is amazing, but annoying fans ruin it. And idk. You would be surprise how much dirty fanfic about harry potter there is.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:00pm

    arguing over the Twilight book vs movie is like arguing over the Barney the Dinosaur book vs movie.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:46pm

    watching people argue harry potter vs twilight is like watching an autistic kid fight someone with down syndrome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:13pm

    im a guy, and i grew up with harry potter, and those books paralleled growing up and people could relate, maybe not with the fuckin crazy shit that goes on, but with the situational awkwardness and uncertainty. anyone who bashes that series has problems. twilight is some bullshit and annoying as hell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:37pm

    I could marry this person.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:38pm

    yeah, 12:25, that better have been sarcasm.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:32am

    harry potter!! we all need a little bit of imagination to get us thru shitty days

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:27pm

    I am currently working my way through the Harry Potter series yet again... I honestly am not even sure how many times I have read the 1st-4th books and they are as good as ever. I have read the Twilight series once, and I will never pick them up again

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:50pm

    Well said! go Harry.

  • 52 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:18pm

    no, 12:09 (2), it's not disliking it; it's that anyone who has that much time to spend hating on something that doesn't even matter must not have much to do.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:17pm

    lol @ 11:51..."You'll understand when you graduate.." Really? I'm about to be a senior in college and I finished reading the Twilight books like 2 months ago....You can be any age and still appreciate silly teen books. Not everything has to be Nietzsche and feminist writers once you get out of high school... But yes, 404, Harry Potter is better.

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Shynvor on Feb 17, 12 at 7:05pm

    Twilight is crap. Harry Potter kicks Edward Cullen's ass any day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:32pm

    3:13 - i agree harry potter is about a normal teenager who goes through pretty much normal teenage stuff twilight is about a girl who has no life other than her boyfriend, doesn't go to college because of him, and gets married and pregnant when she's 18. and its supposed to be romantic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:39pm

    what works for you 1:08pm might not work for everyone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:56am

    okay- 11:24 definite WIN and 11:46 you are a god.

  • 46 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:39am

    Fuck you 2:50. Books ARE my life. I'm an English Lit major, so please tell me again that a book doesn't affect my life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:09pm

    yeah because everyone who doesn't like twilight doesn't have a job...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:12am

    twilight sucks a bag of dicks and edward cullen looks like a half finished tranny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:55am

    11:36 has a point. it really didn't have this level of annoying hype when it was just the books.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:56am

    I don't think they quite said,' teh awesome ten twilight book is GTFO ktxbai'....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:52am

    Bella shows off what she doesn't have...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:45pm

    why is this text even on here? the texts are supposed to be about the fun, scandalous and/or embarrassing nights of people who actually party, not little high schoolers that have nothing better to do on a friday night than to debate about fictional book characters

  • 48 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:44pm

    i think so many people love it because well, doesnt everyone want to be with someone who would do anything to make you happy? someone who would give their soul and be in pain if it meant that they could be around you? someone who would do anything to make sure you are safe? i think alot of people want a love like that.... and well since people a selfish creatures we can only get that through fictional lives. let them be.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:36am

    Oh, don't even get me started on twilight. Was amazing until it was released as a movie and collected fucked up 14 year-old fans who don't even appreciate it for what it is, just the idea of 'Edward Cullen'. But go Harry :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:31pm

    both series are written for prepubescent children

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      Submitted by SlayerBitch on Sep 5, 10 at 8:00pm

      I disagree. Twilight may be something for tween girls that was based on the authors sexual fantasy, but Harry Potter actually means something.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:11pm

    I think it's funny now boys all slam Harry Potter when I remember back in the day when we were all lining up to get the books at midnight that probably over HALF the kids dressed up like wizards were boys.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:09pm

    HAHAHAHA 12.06. They just don't understand that his not real...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:27pm

    @ 12:00 Barney had a movie?!?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:41pm

    i'm a 21 year old female and as bad of an actress as she is...i would fuck Kristen Stewart in a heartbeat!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:11pm

    404 has their shit down right.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:57pm

    12:18 I LOVE YOU. i've been trying to get my stupid friends to realize this for three years. it's one big fat book of mormon. which makes it even more stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:22pm

    Lord of the Rings was actually good writing and and meant for a much larger age group. So Harry Potter and Twilight can both suck it!