Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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AMEN to the texter/poster.
And those of you saying this shouldn't be up here need to be quiet. This site doesn't have to only post texts you sent about stupid stuff you did while obviously drunk.
And 1:45- I'm in college and debate this stuff. It's not only high-schoolers who do.
BULLLLLLLLLLL shit. harry potters for pussies.
It's a hell of a lot better than Twilight.
I feel like this belongs on MLIA
there are worse works of literature out there than twilight....i wouldn't go that far...but to each their own right? i mean it sucks that everywhere we go there is something twilight related...but i wouldn't be too happy if everyone hated on something i liked...
i felt so jibbed in the fourth book. i wanted some hardcore vampire banging. and then she gets preggers? wtf. mormons ruin it again
I think it's valid to argue movie vs book. The books sucked; the movie sucked on such a cosmic level that a new torture realm in Hell was where people have to watch the movie over and over again.
twilight sucks in general. it's 400 pages of some dude flirting...no wonder it has appeal to 14 year old girls
iv been to the cafe in edinburgh where JK Rowling started to write HP!
it was like the gates of heaven!
why does shit like this get posted on this site?
same old shit. TWILIGHT SUCKS OMGGG.
we all know you hate it, stfu and get a job.
O_O I don't understand any of this. You mean people actually watched that Twilight Movie?!
IMHO though. F*ck Twilight & F*ck Edward. You want a real vampire you stick with Vlad, he wasn't sparkly and killed 100s of thousands of people without hesitation. Try Elizabeth Kostava's The Historian. That's what a real vampire novel is about. & if you have an issue with my post or agree.. I'm EbbedAway on Myspace.
I honestly have to agree with you.
I read the first book before society became obsessed with the twilight series and I liked it. I wouldn't classify it as literature but I was amused by the concept of "good" vampires. now I just hate the series. it was ruined by the movies.
twilight gave girls an unrealist view on guys, and now NOBODY'S GETTING LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU, stephanie meyer for creating the dryspell of the century because girls only want to fuck edward cullen/rob pattinson...
It IS romantic...if you're Mormon.
all that glitters is not gold, sometimes it's just a homo vampire in the sun
A girl wrote this. FYI. I'm the recipient of this text. We love Harry Potter. And we're tired of Edward.
3:41PM - wet dream
hey......twilight may be preteen porn...........but if you want adult level books better than twilight.........go for the dark series by christine feehan........written for adults, and so good and hot that after three months of reading about 20 some-odd books.......i had my first one-night stand ever.........and i don't do one-nighters..........
to 10 36 YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVAR BEHIND THE DUDE WHO WROTE THIS i might need to marry him
HARRY POTTUR FTW!!!!! :D
4:59, if you don't like the series, you might want to consider the irony in expending so much energy to bash it anonymously on tfln. just saying.
wasn't there some study that found out 93% of twilight fans are overweight teenage girls who obsess over "edward?"
God Tier: Lord of the Rings
Good Tier: Harry Potter
Shit Tier: Twilight
6:57 im in love with you.
dunno about HP being pure, it has its issues too, but so fucking true about twilight: both movie and books.
whatevs. i'm still going to masturbate to my own non-mormon version of edward. what do you think happens if a vampire goes down on a human? what if it was her period...?
A porn would actually graphically describe sex.. in which Twilight can't even do that. I read it- i saw it- i'll see the next one. It's nothing special at all.
But definitely shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence as Harry Potter which actually had thought put into the writing of it lol
both series are written for prepubescent children
I disagree. Twilight may be something for tween girls that was based on the authors sexual fantasy, but Harry Potter actually means something.
i second 3:14's statement!! but in only 21!
no, 12:09 (2), it's not disliking it; it's that anyone who has that much time to spend hating on something that doesn't even matter must not have much to do.
AMEN. harry potter forever.
12:14 amen. Harry ftw
1:45 ohhhh is THAT what Text From Last Night means? I thought it just meant a text that was sent from the previous night.
I like 12:17, also
Thank goodness. I agree wholeheartedly.
Dear 7:20, get your facts straight. Stephanie Meyer is actually quite beautiful and far from lonely. She's been married for years and has two kids. I would guess she is a happy person. You never can tell with Mormons because they always ACT happy in that creepy way.
fuck people who say the movie ruined it. they are horrible books to begin with. the writing is so one-dimensional and superficial it's ridiculous. and the plot is just dumb too, a vampire falling in love with a human? vampires drink blood, that's what they do. humans are food for them. it's like a human falling in love with a hamburger. give me a break.
twilight is an embarrassment to literature.
harry potter definitely wins.
so does sherlock holmes.
english writers know what's up.
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I picked up one of the Twilight books I saw randomly lying around a wrote "Then Buffy staked Edward, the end."
You're my hero. If people want to see a vampire who's a thousand times better than Edward Cullen, all they have to do is watch the first episode of Buffy. Angel rules, and so does Spike. Edward is a little girl.
HAHAHAHA 12.06. They just don't understand that his not real...
So true! Newsflash: Just as girls aren't perfect they way ads and porn and whatever depict us to be, boys aren't perfect the way stupid romance novels like Twilight depict them to be. The woman isn't even a good writer, and she probably just hasn't gotten any for a really long time. Probably because her expectations are entirely too high.
12:25, YOU deserve to be anally raped. Just because someone likes to read books, even bad books, doesn't mean they should be raped.
If you bring up Twilight and Harry Potter within 5 seconds of one another, you should be publicly executed for gene pool pollution.
hahaha yes, proof positive someone's been pissing in the shallow end
twilight ruined society.
I'm a teenage girl, and I DETEST Twilight with a burning passion. The book was bad, the movie was possibly the worst movie ever, and the crazy fans annoy me to no end.
But I love Harry Potter. I have since I was five. The books are awesome, the movies are pretty good, and the crazy friends are me and my best friends. IT IS SO MUCH BETTER.
ok, honestly, why do you people care so much? is this like the first time in your lives where your tastes have differed from other people's? get used to it, that will happen a lot in life.
Harry potter is fucking amazing
Lol! Love this!
hey dont get too down on yourself 11:24, at least the girls are over Harry Potter and dont expect you to do magic....just throw some glitter on your self and if they tell you they love you answer "you are my life now" guarantee you will get laid....unless they are anti-twilight
2:42, tfln IS supposed to be about "stupid stuff you did while obviously drunk". notice how the homepage says "remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night? we do."....therefore implying that you were under the influence and did something you shouldn't have. arguing about twilight does not count.
12:18 I LOVE YOU.
i've been trying to get my stupid friends to realize this for three years. it's one big fat book of mormon. which makes it even more stupid.
it's true though....
12:18 "Twilight isn't porn. Twilight is Mormon propaganda."
holy shit i fell of the couch with laughter.
arguing over the Twilight book vs movie is like arguing over the Barney the Dinosaur book vs movie.
How about: they are both pathetic and stupid? Yeah, that works for me.
3:13 - i agree
harry potter is about a normal teenager who goes through pretty much normal teenage stuff
twilight is about a girl who has no life other than her boyfriend, doesn't go to college because of him, and gets married and pregnant when she's 18. and its supposed to be romantic.
they all suck, by the way all the pretentious high schoolers trying to look intelligent while justifying how "teh awesome teh twilight book is GTFO ktxbai" is pathetic, you'll understand once you graduate
god it totally is. i love twilight but the thought of Edward Cullen makes me want to jump the next guy i see...
Twilight is amazing, but annoying fans ruin it.
And idk. You would be surprise how much dirty fanfic about harry potter there is.
I think Stephanie Meyer is secretly a zombie who's goal is to turn every girl alive into fat lonely house matrons like herself and create a legion of soldiers hell bent on defending the honor of Edward Cullen.
The army is building...
I agree with the OP, but honestly - why has nobody mentioned Potter Porn yet???? the harry potter universe sure as hell isn't pure, not after all the fan fiction that's been written about it....
But the Potter fan fiction is well written impurity.
wow. i can't believe this generated this much talk.
i am the poster, by the way, and wanted to add something that wasn't pure sex and drunkenness on the site.
and the text was really sent..
and i love harry.
Good for you. You know real literature when you read it. I honestly commend you.
I am 23 years old, and I love twilight.. I can also admit that is the lamest thing in the entire world. WHY?! So lame. but .. so... good.
im pretty sure Stephenie Meyer is Mormon.....which would explain this all well.
ps. 12:18 i love you.
Twilight is crap. Harry Potter kicks Edward Cullen's ass any day.
yeah, 12:25, that better have been sarcasm.
i posted 3:41 and i dont think so....for anyone else maybe...but Ms. Meyer is as pure as the get. Mormons...sigh. if she were even close to thinking about something naughty she wouldnt have had a black-out as the sex scene in the last book....but i guess she let us use our imaginations
okay- 11:24 definite WIN
and 11:46 you are a god.
Twilight isn't porn. Twilight is Mormon propaganda.
Fuck you 2:50. Books ARE my life. I'm an English Lit major, so please tell me again that a book doesn't affect my life.
404 has their shit down right.
yeah because everyone who doesn't like twilight doesn't have a job...
12:11 that was me all the way
I don't think they quite said,' teh awesome ten twilight book is GTFO ktxbai'....
12:18 made me lol. :)
Yah!! Down with twilight!! Any girl that reads that crap deserves to be anally raped, repeatedly!
do you mean 'pure' as in, 'awesome' or as in 'un-tainted' ?
what works for you 1:08pm might not work for everyone.
if she was on her period and a vampire was going down on her, I'm pretty sure she would die. regardless of the period, odds are she would die anyways... If I were a vampire I'd play with my food before I eat it.
I love Harry potter !!!!!!!! :)
He is a profit that speaks the truth
harry potter 6 out in 4 days!!!
I could marry this person.
yep when i was at my girlfriends house she said she was watching twilight but before i went in a heard a noise like zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz he tv must be broken
8:01 Shut the fuck up, cunt
Omg...so, so true. I agree with the whole 13 year old porn thing.
what's wrong with porn for girls? we need something to get us off and if that happens to be a sparkly vampire, all the better. it's just as real as most of the porn guys watch.
i agree. if you dont like it, then wy are you wasting time sitting here bashing it? jesus people, they're just books and movies, nothing really mportant!
we should make you president.
im a guy, and i grew up with harry potter, and those books paralleled growing up and people could relate, maybe not with the fuckin crazy shit that goes on, but with the situational awkwardness and uncertainty. anyone who bashes that series has problems. twilight is some bullshit and annoying as hell
"humans falling in love with a hamburger" hahahaha well put
Bella shows off what she doesn't have...
watching people argue harry potter vs twilight is like watching an autistic kid fight someone with down syndrome
i'm a 21 year old female and as bad of an actress as she is...i would fuck Kristen Stewart in a heartbeat!
No, 6:08, you should carry out said activities for being so close-minded and ignorant as to think that someone's enjoyment of a book written purely in the way of fantasy dictates their entire intellect or their path in life.
And I go to college, U of M, thanks.
5:29 - he eats her out....literally...
sorry, i couldnt resist
why is this text even on here? the texts are supposed to be about the fun, scandalous and/or embarrassing nights of people who actually party, not little high schoolers that have nothing better to do on a friday night than to debate about fictional book characters
you don't know from porn until you read the twilight alternate universe-human fanfiction.... just sayin'....
i think i just came...
i think so many people love it because well, doesnt everyone want to be with someone who would do anything to make you happy? someone who would give their soul and be in pain if it meant that they could be around you? someone who would do anything to make sure you are safe? i think alot of people want a love like that.... and well since people a selfish creatures we can only get that through fictional lives. let them be.
Lord of the Rings was actually good writing and and meant for a much larger age group. So Harry Potter and Twilight can both suck it!
couldn't have said it better myself, 1:45.
So true! Stephenie Meyer should get her money back from college. She never learned to write. Shame.
Oh, don't even get me started on twilight. Was amazing until it was released as a movie and collected fucked up 14 year-old fans who don't even appreciate it for what it is, just the idea of 'Edward Cullen'. But go Harry :)
Potter Puppet Pals!!!! Snape Snape Severus Snape XD
Harry Potter = love.
If you are in college and enjoy twilight you should save yourself money and drop out then go work at Dennys or your local brothel/strip club. Because that is where your intellect places you
you guys need to chill. First off...the woman is married and has kids i think....and those arent her standards! she had a dream one night and wrote it down on paper 8 months later twilight was born....she thinks of bella as her daughter....wouldnt you want your daughter to have high standards and not fall for losers??? but yeah its just a book. if you dont like it read something else.
Falling for a whiny, pathetic, centuries old vampire is considered having standards now?
harry potter!! we all need a little bit of imagination to get us thru shitty days
Barney had a movie?!?!?
Well said! go Harry.
I think it's funny now boys all slam Harry Potter when I remember back in the day when we were all lining up to get the books at midnight that probably over HALF the kids dressed up like wizards were boys.
lol @ 11:51..."You'll understand when you graduate.."
Really? I'm about to be a senior in college and I finished reading the Twilight books like 2 months ago....You can be any age and still appreciate silly teen books. Not everything has to be Nietzsche and feminist writers once you get out of high school...
But yes, 404, Harry Potter is better.
11:36 has a point. it really didn't have this level of annoying hype when it was just the books.
I am currently working my way through the Harry Potter series yet again... I honestly am not even sure how many times I have read the 1st-4th books and they are as good as ever. I have read the Twilight series once, and I will never pick them up again
twilight sucks a bag of dicks and edward cullen looks like a half finished tranny