I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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The amount of planning put into that almost makes it stalker-ish...but not so much so that it's no longer incredibly fucking awesome. Well done, my friend. Well done.
nicely done, sir!
<slowclap>With that thinkimg u r bond to do great things. hand him th noble peace prize.</slowclap>
With this grammar you are bound to do great things.\n\n*thinking\n*you are or you're\n*bound\n*Hand\n*the\n*Nobel Peace Prize
stop being a Grammar Troll...oh, wait....Merry Christmas!
Dude never ask for a blowjob when using something of hers as ransom because shell bite off ur dick!!!!
That desperate, huh?
This has to be the dos equis guy!!!
Love it! Lmao
I had one boot, but I couldn't find the other one. 30 minutes later 4 of us found it behind the trashbag.....I'm pretty sure that you weren't the person though :/ but just know the program has spread to another state!
Sounds pretty lame and desperate to me.
One word... Desperate
Good luck sir, God bless