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  • Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 24, 10 at 4:22pm

    The amount of planning put into that almost makes it stalker-ish...but not so much so that it's no longer incredibly fucking awesome. Well done, my friend. Well done.

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    Submitted by SomethingFischy on Dec 24, 10 at 3:43pm

    nicely done, sir!

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    Submitted by BitchSlapper on Dec 24, 10 at 10:00pm

    Dude never ask for a blowjob when using something of hers as ransom because shell bite off ur dick!!!!

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    Submitted by drw2342 on Dec 24, 10 at 9:50pm

    That desperate, huh?

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    Submitted by DaWulf on Dec 24, 10 at 7:11pm

    This has to be the dos equis guy!!!

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    Submitted by barney74 on Dec 24, 10 at 4:18pm

    <slowclap>With that thinkimg u r bond to do great things. hand him th noble peace prize.</slowclap>

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      Submitted by GrammarTroll on Dec 24, 10 at 11:15pm

      With this grammar you are bound to do great things.\n\n*thinking\n*you are or you're\n*bound\n*Hand\n*the\n*Nobel Peace Prize

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        Submitted by said8ED on Dec 25, 10 at 4:48pm

        stop being a Grammar Troll...oh, wait....Merry Christmas!

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    Submitted by Crazycraig916 on Dec 24, 10 at 4:03pm

    Bravo!

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    Submitted by live9laugh0love4 on Dec 28, 10 at 2:22pm

    I had one boot, but I couldn't find the other one. 30 minutes later 4 of us found it behind the trashbag.....I'm pretty sure that you weren't the person though :/ but just know the program has spread to another state!

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    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Dec 25, 10 at 11:35am

    Sounds pretty lame and desperate to me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 10 at 7:05pm

    One word... Desperate

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    Submitted by MartianVirus on Dec 25, 10 at 12:39am

    Good luck sir, God bless

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    Submitted by jasmyne1990 on Dec 24, 10 at 6:28pm

    Love it! Lmao