I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
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The amount of planning put into that almost makes it stalker-ish...but not so much so that it's no longer incredibly fucking awesome. Well done, my friend. Well done.
nicely done, sir!
<slowclap>With that thinkimg u r bond to do great things. hand him th noble peace prize.</slowclap>
With this grammar you are bound to do great things.\n\n*thinking\n*you are or you're\n*bound\n*Hand\n*the\n*Nobel Peace Prize
stop being a Grammar Troll...oh, wait....Merry Christmas!
Dude never ask for a blowjob when using something of hers as ransom because shell bite off ur dick!!!!
That desperate, huh?
This has to be the dos equis guy!!!
Love it! Lmao
Sounds pretty lame and desperate to me.
I had one boot, but I couldn't find the other one. 30 minutes later 4 of us found it behind the trashbag.....I'm pretty sure that you weren't the person though :/ but just know the program has spread to another state!
One word... Desperate
Good luck sir, God bless