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  • i wish every girl was like this.

    Submitted by wearee4k on Apr 26, 11 at 3:28pm
    • every girl is like this. at least all the girls I've been with. you must be doing something wrong.

      Submitted by danofballs on Apr 26, 11 at 4:24pm
      • I don't see what I mess up. I put my tinny\nTiny penis in, cum immediately, then cry for about 5 minutes over my failure as a man.

        Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 27, 11 at 2:41am
  • Rule 78: if all girls were like this, guys would never stay in relationships. They'd just get with girls to break up....

    Submitted by TheNewRule on Apr 26, 11 at 6:43pm
  • It's a trap!

    Submitted by tsoptsrif on Apr 26, 11 at 5:15pm
  • OP is a guy

    Submitted by stevebauer on Apr 26, 11 at 3:48pm
  • I second that

    Submitted by Bain on Apr 26, 11 at 3:31pm
  • East Texas!!! Woot.

    Submitted by mastergrappler on Apr 27, 11 at 12:25am
  • I told my husband if we divorce I want that as part of the settlement.

    Submitted by shesakillswitch on Apr 28, 11 at 12:53am
  • WTF I live in 903 and never met a girl like that. Too religious here for me.

    Submitted by iso on Apr 27, 11 at 2:55pm
    • either you aren't meeting the right people, or you're doing something wrong. I've loved east texas since I moved here from htown a year ago xD and I'm def not religious lol

      Submitted by sparky42 on Apr 27, 11 at 6:35pm
  • I dont know why everyone loves this one so much... I wouldnt want an ex to claim my dick on weekends... isnt that the time the OP is trying for new ladies and doesnt want to be locked up?

    Submitted by TheRook on Apr 27, 11 at 11:28am
  • 903 ftw!!

    Submitted by madisonnicole10 on Apr 27, 11 at 1:20am
  • why I love Tyler... and my friends :-)

    Submitted by bulala on May 2, 11 at 6:05am
  • Omg! This totally happened to me almost three months ago and we're still fuckbuddies. Best decision I ever made.

    Submitted by wh0aitzsarah on Apr 27, 11 at 12:59pm
  • Are you the pizza box girl from craigslist? ;D

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Apr 26, 11 at 11:14pm
  • Agree to this!

    Submitted by BiggestAsshole on Apr 26, 11 at 6:55pm
  • Deal!

    Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 26, 11 at 5:05pm
  • Greatest deal ever!

    Submitted by Phys on Apr 26, 11 at 4:14pm
  • Only place to go in SS is chili's. After a while even that place blows.

    Submitted by iso on Apr 27, 11 at 7:33pm
  • That's hot.

    Submitted by Applet on Apr 26, 11 at 5:25pm
  • to all the guys that want a girl like this, my girlfriend posted this. I love you summer :)

    Submitted by sparky42 on Apr 26, 11 at 6:50pm
    • No dude, she didn't. This was posted by a girl with a love for a supreme cock, not your shriveled stump. But way to point out how your gf is a whore.

      Submitted by 1n1_4now on Apr 26, 11 at 7:38pm
      • just for me, bro :) sorry you can't get a girl who loves you AND your cock.

        Submitted by sparky42 on Apr 26, 11 at 7:44pm
        • Well your "gf" is from Texas and they do execute the mentally retarded, so I guess we can't hope for much.

          Submitted by 1n1_4now on Apr 27, 11 at 2:07am
          • I've lived in texas my whole life and I've never heard of an executed retard. bt if we did, then by your logic she and I are obviously fine. otherwise we would have been killed by now. I would suggest you never visit though, you'd be in the chair pretty damn quick.

            Submitted by sparky42 on Apr 27, 11 at 10:54am
            • Dude google: "texas executes the retarded" There are thousands of stories. Yes your state is famous for executing the retarded. Not saying you two are retarded, just that you come from a state notorious for bad decisions. I spent 7 months in Texas for Air Force training. Not a fan of the state.

              Submitted by 1n1_4now on Apr 27, 11 at 3:30pm