If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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i wish every girl was like this.
every girl is like this. at least all the girls I've been with. you must be doing something wrong.
I don't see what I mess up. I put my tinny\nTiny penis in, cum immediately, then cry for about 5 minutes over my failure as a man.
Rule 78: if all girls were like this, guys would never stay in relationships. They'd just get with girls to break up....
It's a trap!
OP is a guy
I second that
East Texas!!! Woot.
I told my husband if we divorce I want that as part of the settlement.
I dont know why everyone loves this one so much... I wouldnt want an ex to claim my dick on weekends... isnt that the time the OP is trying for new ladies and doesnt want to be locked up?
WTF I live in 903 and never met a girl like that. Too religious here for me.
either you aren't meeting the right people, or you're doing something wrong. I've loved east texas since I moved here from htown a year ago xD and I'm def not religious lol
why I love Tyler... and my friends :-)
Omg! This totally happened to me almost three months ago and we're still fuckbuddies. Best decision I ever made.
Agree to this!
Are you the pizza box girl from craigslist? ;D
Greatest deal ever!
Only place to go in SS is chili's. After a while even that place blows.
to all the guys that want a girl like this, my girlfriend posted this. I love you summer :)
No dude, she didn't. This was posted by a girl with a love for a supreme cock, not your shriveled stump. But way to point out how your gf is a whore.
just for me, bro :) sorry you can't get a girl who loves you AND your cock.
Well your "gf" is from Texas and they do execute the mentally retarded, so I guess we can't hope for much.
I've lived in texas my whole life and I've never heard of an executed retard. bt if we did, then by your logic she and I are obviously fine. otherwise we would have been killed by now. I would suggest you never visit though, you'd be in the chair pretty damn quick.
Dude google: "texas executes the retarded" There are thousands of stories. Yes your state is famous for executing the retarded. Not saying you two are retarded, just that you come from a state notorious for bad decisions. I spent 7 months in Texas for Air Force training. Not a fan of the state.