I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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hahaha true for any city
i feel your pain, havent had any hard dick in months. no wonder feminists are so pissed all the time!
Sure, she could go out and get easy dick, but there's the unpleasant side effect of herpes and such.
what's your story, sweetie? Fat? Fugly? Herpes outbreak? Yeast? STD? D&C?
If a female can't get dick, then she's either waaaaay toooo picky or waaaaay toooo ugly/gross/smelly or dead!
WAIT! I have to retract "dead"... there are some frat guys I know that....
call me, i'll give you some dick
this was on fml.. fake
call me 14 inches of dick right here for you
I'll give you all the dick you'll need
Guys, first it's studying for finals, then it's having to spend time with your family. That's why this particular month involves no dick. Dumbasses.
nice try 10:45 but the fact that u said "though" mean that u dont actually want guys dick which contradicts the post
therefore ur just an immature lil kid tryin to make the horny guys feel weird
hell! just wait for the owner of the boxers to return and offer to install them
Actually, 4:26, studies show that feminists have better sexual experiences. Nice try, troll.
no it didnt take time at all and im proving the dumb ass post imposter wrong
(813) I'm a dude though
don't text someone that, they can't even respond to it
THANK YOU 2:19. but you left out menstruation. hate these guys always calling girls fat.
i'm with 2:19 on this one.
332 is a dumbass. 219 never mentioned anything about fat. Also menstruation is every month, not just this one. I learned that in sex ed