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  • 68 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:51am

    Sure, she could go out and get easy dick, but there's the unpleasant side effect of herpes and such.

  • 62 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:00am

    hahaha true for any city

  • 63 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:26pm

    i feel your pain, havent had any hard dick in months. no wonder feminists are so pissed all the time!

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:19pm

    Atta girl. Guys, first it's studying for finals, then it's having to spend time with your family. That's why this particular month involves no dick. Dumbasses.

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:41pm

    what's your story, sweetie? Fat? Fugly? Herpes outbreak? Yeast? STD? D&C?

  • 60 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:50am

    nice try 10:45 but the fact that u said "though" mean that u dont actually want guys dick which contradicts the post

  • 64 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:42am

    hell! just wait for the owner of the boxers to return and offer to install them

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:01am

    @ 10:54 AMEN! If a female can't get dick, then she's either waaaaay toooo picky or waaaaay toooo ugly/gross/smelly or dead! WAIT! I have to retract "dead"... there are some frat guys I know that....

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:20am

    this was on fml.. fake

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:35am

    I'll give you all the dick you'll need

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:51am

    therefore ur just an immature lil kid tryin to make the horny guys feel weird

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:47am

    don't text someone that, they can't even respond to it

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:25am

    call me, i'll give you some dick

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:59pm

    Actually, 4:26, studies show that feminists have better sexual experiences. Nice try, troll.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:45am

    (813) I'm a dude though

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:43pm

    i'm with 2:19 on this one.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:41am

    call me 14 inches of dick right here for you

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:57am

    no it didnt take time at all and im proving the dumb ass post imposter wrong

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:32pm

    THANK YOU 2:19. but you left out menstruation. hate these guys always calling girls fat.

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:28pm

    332 is a dumbass. 219 never mentioned anything about fat. Also menstruation is every month, not just this one. I learned that in sex ed