I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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Yeah, you're getting naked for sure...
That's a commandment that'll easily be broken
I do this every time, and every time I fail.
no matter how many times you repeat that to yourself, sweep down you really want it, so we all know you did in fact get naked.
All he needs to do is pull the ole Jedi mind trick,"you want to strip for me".
Good thing u don't have to get naked to get laid