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  • Submitted by rhitc001 on Apr 25, 10 at 7:34pm

    After too many times though they demote you to AA.

  • Submitted by leahhhhh on Apr 25, 10 at 3:10pm

    I thought it said AA, so I voted bad night

  • Submitted by hefner on Apr 25, 10 at 6:34pm

    It's AAA for AA.

  • Submitted by MarcCMcC on Apr 25, 10 at 3:05pm

    Almost makes the annual fee worth it.

  • Submitted by PlanetPiss on Apr 25, 10 at 3:52pm

    If this is true it may revolutionize my drinking. Not everyone lives in the same area as family.

  • Submitted by kingkongkid on Apr 25, 10 at 3:45pm

    For real? I'm gonna hve to try this

  • Submitted by echinsuocha on Apr 26, 10 at 5:17am

    It's only on special occasions. We called them on St. Patty's day and they towed our shit home. It was epic.

  • Submitted by little_miss_g on Apr 27, 10 at 2:28pm

    You've made so many of us happy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 7:21pm

    Omg I have triple A... I'm so using this now!

  • Submitted by mike6789 on Apr 26, 10 at 12:33am

    it's true, it's called TIPSY TOW and they will tow your car back to your home :D SO AWESOME

  • Submitted by nadia2686 on Apr 25, 10 at 8:03pm


  • Submitted by jacksoncutler on Apr 26, 10 at 8:22am

    The AAA are gonna see statistics of drunk pick ups rocket because of this text being posted ^^

  • Submitted by geotti on Apr 26, 10 at 12:23am

    No friggin way?!? My keytag is gonna come in handy here in the very near future!

  • Submitted by Colonel5588 on Apr 26, 10 at 4:07am

    Is this a fact??

  • Submitted by Bgoode on Jun 17, 10 at 4:14pm

    Yea this is True I've picked up drunk people before...its more of a liability thing haha

  • Submitted by lizmatt on Apr 25, 10 at 7:38pm

    I work for AAA, and this simply is not true (at least not in the midatkantic region)

    • Submitted by teletubbydroid on Apr 26, 10 at 2:20pm

      It's hardly available in any regions and it only applies to "most holidays". Check with your local AAA area and see if they have it, mine didn't :(

  • Submitted by pligganease on Apr 25, 10 at 6:43pm

    Omg are you serious?!?

  • Submitted by ohsoglam on Apr 25, 10 at 5:49pm

    That was only for new years eve

  • Submitted by jasdf on Apr 25, 10 at 4:36pm

    AA do pick you up

  • Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 24, 10 at 10:16pm

    AHAHAH OMG THATS THE BEST\nand lmfaooo i love the comment that said if they have to do it too much they demote you to just AA

  • Submitted by skoohc on Apr 25, 10 at 9:18pm

    people that drink and drive either dont have friends or are retarded. either way there is a slot for you in Darwin's circle

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    Submitted by bodaciouswiley on Jun 29, 11 at 8:36pm

    I wonder what this web site is cold o well

  • Submitted by Brandikaee on Apr 25, 10 at 11:08pm

    Gotta love Tampa

  • Submitted by sparklyninja on Apr 24, 11 at 4:59pm

    Are you fucking serious! Dreams do come true...

  • Submitted by evolwayz on Apr 25, 10 at 4:30pm

    That can't be true, can it? If so I'm gettin a membership.

  • Submitted by DrunkScottishGuy on May 2, 10 at 11:37pm

    Of course this ones from my area code :p

  • Submitted by rocknrollya on Apr 26, 10 at 1:50am

    No freaking way!!

  • Submitted by MissSwitzerland on Mar 26, 11 at 12:16am

    A AAA membership has got to be cheaper than a year's worth of taxi's.

  • Submitted by chitownchic on Apr 25, 10 at 4:21pm

    I just searched their entire site and it didn't say anything about this service, because I considered signing up just for this!

    • Submitted by we0414 on Apr 25, 10 at 4:26pm

  • Submitted by IneptAdept on Apr 25, 10 at 3:05pm

    Another group that provides this service if you're a member? Family.

    • Submitted by sequioa on Apr 25, 10 at 8:56pm

      you must be the pride and joy of family reunions

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 10 at 1:52am

    You pay after the first 10 miles and if you can't drive a short 10 miles drunk you should really find a new life's work.

    • Submitted by IrishGoat on Apr 26, 10 at 12:06pm

      drive ten miles drunk? you sir are an ignorant fuck.

    • Submitted by its118AM on May 18, 10 at 1:22am

      short 10 miles? where the hell do you live? in the real world, 10 miles is 10 towns or more with real people on the road. you go ahead and drive drunk, no one cares if you drive yourself into a ditch out in cow country because you're clearly no benefit to the gene pool.