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  • After too many times though they demote you to AA.

    Submitted by rhitc001 on Apr 25, 10 at 7:34pm
  • I thought it said AA, so I voted bad night

    Submitted by leahhhhh on Apr 25, 10 at 3:10pm
  • It's only on special occasions. We called them on St. Patty's day and they towed our shit home. It was epic.

    Submitted by echinsuocha on Apr 26, 10 at 5:17am
  • Omg I have triple A... I'm so using this now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 10 at 7:21pm
  • It's AAA for AA.

    Submitted by hefner on Apr 25, 10 at 6:34pm
  • Almost makes the annual fee worth it.

    Submitted by MarcCMcC on Apr 25, 10 at 3:05pm
  • If this is true it may revolutionize my drinking. Not everyone lives in the same area as family.

    Submitted by PlanetPiss on Apr 25, 10 at 3:52pm
  • legit

    Submitted by nadia2686 on Apr 25, 10 at 8:03pm
  • The AAA are gonna see statistics of drunk pick ups rocket because of this text being posted ^^

    Submitted by jacksoncutler on Apr 26, 10 at 8:22am
  • No friggin way?!? My keytag is gonna come in handy here in the very near future!

    Submitted by geotti on Apr 26, 10 at 12:23am
  • For real? I'm gonna hve to try this

    Submitted by kingkongkid on Apr 25, 10 at 3:45pm
  • it's true, it's called TIPSY TOW and they will tow your car back to your home :D SO AWESOME

    Submitted by mike6789 on Apr 26, 10 at 12:33am
  • Is this a fact??

    Submitted by Colonel5588 on Apr 26, 10 at 4:07am
  • No freaking way!!

    Submitted by rocknrollya on Apr 26, 10 at 1:50am
  • people that drink and drive either dont have friends or are retarded. either way there is a slot for you in Darwin's circle

    Submitted by skoohc on Apr 25, 10 at 9:18pm
  • I work for AAA, and this simply is not true (at least not in the midatkantic region)

    Submitted by lizmatt on Apr 25, 10 at 7:38pm
    • It's hardly available in any regions and it only applies to "most holidays". Check with your local AAA area and see if they have it, mine didn't :(

      Submitted by teletubbydroid on Apr 26, 10 at 2:20pm
  • Yea this is True I've picked up drunk people before...its more of a liability thing haha

    Submitted by Bgoode on Jun 17, 10 at 4:14pm
  • Are you fucking serious! Dreams do come true...

    Submitted by sparklyninja on Apr 24, 11 at 4:59pm
  • You've made so many of us happy!

    Submitted by little_miss_g on Apr 27, 10 at 2:28pm
  • That was only for new years eve

    Submitted by ohsoglam on Apr 25, 10 at 5:49pm
  • I wonder what this web site is cold o well

    Submitted by bodaciouswiley on Jun 29, 11 at 8:36pm
  • AHAHAH OMG THATS THE BEST\nand lmfaooo i love the comment that said if they have to do it too much they demote you to just AA

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 24, 10 at 10:16pm
  • AA do pick you up

    Submitted by jasdf on Apr 25, 10 at 4:36pm
  • You pay after the first 10 miles and if you can't drive a short 10 miles drunk you should really find a new life's work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 10 at 1:52am
    • drive ten miles drunk? you sir are an ignorant fuck.

      Submitted by IrishGoat on Apr 26, 10 at 12:06pm
    • short 10 miles? where the hell do you live? in the real world, 10 miles is 10 towns or more with real people on the road. you go ahead and drive drunk, no one cares if you drive yourself into a ditch out in cow country because you're clearly no benefit to the gene pool.

      Submitted by its118AM on May 18, 10 at 1:22am
  • That can't be true, can it? If so I'm gettin a membership.

    Submitted by evolwayz on Apr 25, 10 at 4:30pm
  • Omg are you serious?!?

    Submitted by pligganease on Apr 25, 10 at 6:43pm
  • Of course this ones from my area code :p

    Submitted by DrunkScottishGuy on May 2, 10 at 11:37pm
  • A AAA membership has got to be cheaper than a year's worth of taxi's.

    Submitted by MissSwitzerland on Mar 26, 11 at 12:16am
  • Another group that provides this service if you're a member? Family.

    Submitted by IneptAdept on Apr 25, 10 at 3:05pm
  • Gotta love Tampa

    Submitted by Brandikaee on Apr 25, 10 at 11:08pm
  • I just searched their entire site and it didn't say anything about this service, because I considered signing up just for this!

    Submitted by chitownchic on Apr 25, 10 at 4:21pm

      Submitted by we0414 on Apr 25, 10 at 4:26pm