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  • She met a guy who said he was a pro surfer. She thought that awesomeness would mean he would be good in bed. She slept with him and he was terrible, thereby disproving her theory that pro surfers are good in bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 10 at 2:57pm
  • Does no one else think this is a chick talking about a bad lay?

    Submitted by HunterSThompson on May 14, 10 at 2:24pm
    • Seems to me that's all ANYONE thinks it is. 2:04's the only one who even comes close to implying it's a guy talking about a bad lay, and even that one could go either way - the "poor guy" reference could mean “since he can’t satisfy a woman, he might as well stay on the surfboard.”

      Submitted by hmmmm on May 14, 10 at 3:44pm
  • Sounds like a chick

    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 14, 10 at 2:26pm
  • And all ya got was bored!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 10 at 3:22pm
  • Actually, it's the better cardiovascular system = better in bed. If u know how a penis becomes erect, u should be able to fill in the rest

    Submitted by Corekth on May 14, 10 at 10:48pm
  • But his theory of chicks thinking a pro surfer is a good lay, and thus put out, means he won.

    Submitted by Michguy on May 14, 10 at 3:24pm
  • I bet he probably just lied to her and said he was a pro surfer.

    Submitted by bigwave on May 14, 10 at 3:33pm
  • I immediately assumed this was a guy talking about himself.

    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on May 15, 10 at 12:33pm
  • Just because he called himself a "pro", doesnt mean that he is.

    Submitted by urallstupid on May 15, 10 at 7:40am
  • Pro players in general are bad in bed since they have other then sex on their mind when it comes to getting physical. Some of the biggest football players are the worst.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 14, 10 at 7:29pm
  • Poor guy should go back to ridin tubes

    Submitted by thedundunna72 on May 14, 10 at 2:04pm
  • He couldn't even hang ten!

    Submitted by leadbelly on May 14, 10 at 5:00pm
  • Ahhhh nj

    Submitted by hockeyyy on Jul 28, 10 at 2:17am
  • Only in jersey:)

    Submitted by jerseeeygirl on May 14, 10 at 2:11pm
  • What the hell do those two have in common in the first place?..

    Submitted by pichu180 on May 14, 10 at 2:06pm
  • So your saying being a dumb stoner does not help you in the bedroom or the water?

    Submitted by suredid on May 14, 10 at 2:15pm
  • In Soviet Russia...why do I even bother?

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 15, 10 at 3:05am