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  • 51 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:30pm

    You like crytal gale you like crytalgale!

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:17pm

    Question: Why under the bed?

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:11pm

    My gf is sitting nxt to me now talkin like her nail lady nd telling me how awesome that would be! Lmao

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:27am

    Ten bucks you're a bitchy preppy little white girl -__-

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:22am

    This is so funny... I'm black and I think it's funny. I would think it's funny if she said she loves fried chicken and wish she had a black lady under her bed that could fry some good ass chicken.

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:28pm

    i want to tear the lace catsuit off of that american apparel girl and shag the crap out of her

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:34am

    That's not what they are for. It's laundry and hand jobs. Table showers and the like

  • 48 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:40am

    I'm Asian.. And even I wish I had a little Asian lady that lived under my bed that could wax my eyebrows and give me pedicures! Very funny. Not rascist

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:52pm

    Cuz it's my show don't tell me what 2 do

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:03pm

    I second that motion

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:49am

    hahahaha - I wish this too!

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:20am

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA............................................................................... PISSSSSSSSMONGERRR

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:51am

    Fuck ya Asians do da best work for sure fucj errbody who calls you racist you are just telling the truth

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:41am

    I wish I had an Asian that lived under my bed that could do my homework

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:57am

    Thank you 10:54 you get white rice too

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:09am

    Dude. Let's hang out.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:54am

    Ummm, I'm Asian myself, but I thought this was funny as hell...but I've learned to not take racial stereotypes so seriously. Getting uppity at every racial stereotype and/or racist remark would take too much energy. I live in Oklahoma, so I see it much too often. I'd never have any fun if I got pissed off at every racially negative joke, question or saying...

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:29pm

    I meant this is not racist just a stereotype

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:54pm

    I would LOVE that!! My eyebrows need to be done so bad right now.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:15pm

    No one gives a fuck Charles

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:48am

    good god this is stupid

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:18pm

    You can hire me, I'll do it lollll

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:35pm

    LMAO so racist but hilarious

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:19pm

    Oh, I get it! It's funny because most people don't have an Asian lady under their bed! -Jeff

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:55pm

    only if she did Brazilians too

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:06pm

    Charles Rutherford always refers to a retarded Asian person as Sum Ting Wong!

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:48pm

    This shit is funny. Yu only see Asian people working in nail salons nd waxing eyebrows!! ID want the same damn thing. Stop trying to sound like your somebody. It's a website. Nd nobodoy knows who yu are anyways.

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:38am

    Or you could just not have excessively hairy eyebrows you dumb skank

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:31pm

    How is it racist?! All the shops in my neighborhood are run by Asian women who do a great job. And I mean ALL the shops! So yeah, when I think of pedis and manis I think of Asian women. Not so on the waxing but I could see that. Relax people. This isn't derogitory to the Asians. Relax!!

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:43pm

    I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:48pm

    who the fuck cares if its racist, people need to lighten up

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:13pm

    Niels Bohr refers to his hot Asian masseuse as Miso Horni.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:38am

    why don't you not be a fucking spoiled cunt and do your own work. you're racist as hell, and don't fucking deny it people. get real. stereotyping is for the weak. you deserve to go to hell, and you probably will. :)

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:12pm

    No one gives a fuck 9:11

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:09pm

    Wow life would be great if that were the case.

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:03am

    agreeddd. but last time they screwed my eyebrows up. mom was pissed off...

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:12pm

    I think you mean Vietnamese lady? this racist in any case...

    • 24 53
      Submitted by slotsguld on Jun 1, 10 at 6:37am

      Vietnam is in Asia? Not really racist, it's like saying you would want a man living under your bed so he could fix the plumbing whenever, since the majority of plumbers are male. And the majority of manicurists are Asian.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:06am

    That's awesome. I love stereotypes

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:16pm

    fuck you all.. bunch of fucking losers

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:54am

    Wow people really need to lighten up! Get over yourselves! It's funny, so laugh!

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:19am

    of course it's racist. Even the slaves didn't have to live underneath their master's beds.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:30pm

    It's kind of funny to think about an old Asian lady crawling out from under the bed to do her work

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:27am

    I FUCKIN LOVE COLORING and fried chicken... Cuz if you add an n, it's friend chicken. AND WHO THE FUCK DOESNT LIKE FRIENDS ?!?!?!!???!!!??!!

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:29pm

    9:34 this is a website too... Fucktard

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:47pm

    Anyone with facebook app on iPhone having trouble with it?

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:08pm

    i love political incorrectness ;-)

  • 32 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 11:36pm

    Haha k guys walk into a nail place and just tell mr what you see.. It's an innocent funny joke guyyyss

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:19am

    9:34, that was funny! People screaming racism, try to remember it's an iPhone app. If anything on here offends you, it's probably a you thing. Save your outrage for the real injustices of the world.

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:33pm

    All white people are racist..... And I'm purple, so I should know.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:20pm

    12:08- you're a hypocrite and a dumb fuck

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:42am

    I think it's funny how you jackasses jump to say this is racist but not a peep about this being sexist. Nobody's burning crosses here so chill the fuck or or kill yourself.

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:36pm

    Oh, add me to the list for one of these!

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:59am

    I mean really, what else are asians good for?

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:27am

    It's not racist it's a fact that Asian women do work in salons.

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:32pm

    Drink a beer suckers

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:52pm

    me chinwese, me pway jwoke, me go peepee in ur coke!

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 5:32pm

    I don't hate people cuz of the color of their skin. I hate them cuz of the color of my skin.

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:22pm

    Charles Rutherford believes two Wongs will never make a white!

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:31am

    I'd want her in my pocket not under my bed 

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:13pm

    Ur amazing. I need one too!

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:10am

    And the boys of the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay... And the bells were ringing out... It's Christmas Day.

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 1:32am

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA PISSED GETS AT YOUR MOM

  • 30 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:45am

    12:19...you're an idiot

  • 32 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:25am

    Ching chong chinese chicken

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:30am

    I'd let Charles Rutherford put it anywhere he wants

  • 25 42
    Submitted by linklinkswag on Jun 14, 11 at 9:43am

    Mine does that for an extra fee.

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:46pm

    hahahaha watch 'nail salon' on youtube by anjelah johnson! sooo fucking funny!

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:55pm

    Bahaha! That's my best friend!

  • 26 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:46am

    One can only wish... Except I'd keep her in the other room.

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:08pm

    everyone needs to shut the fuk up about this being racist, because I'd be willing to bet that all of you. are racist or prejudice in some way or another. stop being all high andmighty on some dumb site when you know you aren't in real life among your friends and family members

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:10pm

    Be more specific, Korean you idiot. And I would keep her in my pants.

  • 27 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:14am

    Wow you people need to get a life! Damn. Have some humor and grow up :)

  • 23 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:40am

    I'm Asian and I still think it's funny

  • 25 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:48pm

    Hell ya! Personal eye brow waxer at my exense. That'd be nice.

  • 33 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:13pm

    Charles Rutherford says, mine waxes my sack and ass. She's so good my sack looks like a candy apple, ohhh what I'd do without my lil Suzie Wong?

  • 25 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:41pm

    I would never get my brows waxed by an Asian. Only spa experience for this face.

  • 26 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:25pm

    ME TOO!! that would be amazing!

  • 25 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:24pm

    Major creeper! Hahaha

  • 27 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 2:01am

    I wish I had an Asian who lived under my bed and would take it in the ass from time to time

  • 26 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:51am

    Hell yeah do my nails now bitch and I will give you white rice

  • 33 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:14pm

    I want one as well. I'd fuck her everyday and feed her pit bull meat.

  • 29 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:17pm

    cuz she is a little fucking asian piece of shit?