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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.

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(717): and on the fourth day, god made foam parties. http://tfl.nu/nmea

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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had

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(717): They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had http://tfl.nu/qmkc

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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?

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story of my life.

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(717): do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were? (224): story of my life. http://tfl.nu/syxz

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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.

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(717): Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something. http://tfl.nu/o9mn

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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are

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(717): we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are http://tfl.nu/vwno

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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.

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(717): he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three. http://tfl.nu/q18f

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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT

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(717): do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT http://tfl.nu/ci1u

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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.

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(717): I just hotboxed my laundry basket. http://tfl.nu/rt8k

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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.

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(717): yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup. http://tfl.nu/otef

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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.

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(717): i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does. http://tfl.nu/p0z8

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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.

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(717): i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender. http://tfl.nu/6o47

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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.

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engineering majors are such efficient drunks.

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(717): he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell. (410): engineering majors are such efficient drunks. http://tfl.nu/xm4l

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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf

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(717): so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf http://tfl.nu/03ls

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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.

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(717): We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation. http://tfl.nu/p6jv

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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.

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(717): it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester. http://tfl.nu/hqf6

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