Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!