Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..