probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that