Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?