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  • Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Mar 4, 13 at 12:21pm

    There is so much backstory missing here. Like why the recipient didn't want their dick sucked.

  • Submitted by woopig01 on Mar 4, 13 at 12:16pm

    trying to get a depth charge launched into your forward bow?

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    Submitted by security24 on Mar 4, 13 at 2:51pm

    He's probably sending her battleship coordinates cause he's stationed on a battleship.

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    Submitted by ronathon on Mar 4, 13 at 12:22pm

    Stop beatin around the bush bro. Just beat the bush.

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    Submitted by countryboy99 on Mar 4, 13 at 12:20pm

    C'mon man, priorities.

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    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Mar 4, 13 at 1:33pm

    what makes everyone think OP is a girl?

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    Submitted by ascian on Mar 4, 13 at 10:42pm


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    Submitted by Willy_B_Hardigan on Mar 4, 13 at 1:18pm

    Has anybody seen V/H/S? This must be that vampire chick.

  • Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 4, 13 at 1:26pm

    What a great chick! And to the guy she's talking to, what the fuck are you doing?! Get your ass over there right now! The only thing that could excuse you from going over there is if your dick is already preoccupied by a vagina. That's it! So if its not balls deep in some snatch, get your cock over there and fire a load in her mouth!

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      Submitted by llamachicaou on Mar 4, 13 at 10:10pm

      Ain't nobody got time to read that!