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  • There is so much backstory missing here. Like why the recipient didn't want their dick sucked.

    Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Mar 4, 13 at 12:21pm
  • trying to get a depth charge launched into your forward bow?

    Submitted by woopig01 on Mar 4, 13 at 12:16pm
  • He's probably sending her battleship coordinates cause he's stationed on a battleship.

    Submitted by security24 on Mar 4, 13 at 2:51pm
  • Stop beatin around the bush bro. Just beat the bush.

    Submitted by ronathon on Mar 4, 13 at 12:22pm
  • C'mon man, priorities.

    Submitted by countryboy99 on Mar 4, 13 at 12:20pm
  • what makes everyone think OP is a girl?

    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Mar 4, 13 at 1:33pm
  • Hit!

    Submitted by ascian on Mar 4, 13 at 10:42pm
  • What a great chick! And to the guy she's talking to, what the fuck are you doing?! Get your ass over there right now! The only thing that could excuse you from going over there is if your dick is already preoccupied by a vagina. That's it! So if its not balls deep in some snatch, get your cock over there and fire a load in her mouth!

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Mar 4, 13 at 1:26pm
  • Has anybody seen V/H/S? This must be that vampire chick.

    Submitted by Willy_B_Hardigan on Mar 4, 13 at 1:18pm