stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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There is so much backstory missing here. Like why the recipient didn't want their dick sucked.
trying to get a depth charge launched into your forward bow?
He's probably sending her battleship coordinates cause he's stationed on a battleship.
Stop beatin around the bush bro. Just beat the bush.
C'mon man, priorities.
what makes everyone think OP is a girl?
What a great chick! And to the guy she's talking to, what the fuck are you doing?! Get your ass over there right now! The only thing that could excuse you from going over there is if your dick is already preoccupied by a vagina. That's it! So if its not balls deep in some snatch, get your cock over there and fire a load in her mouth!
Ain't nobody got time to read that!
Has anybody seen V/H/S? This must be that vampire chick.