I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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Is anyone else getting the idea that this site is fake and all of these texts are written by the same 8 people?
No. No I do not.
One time the cops came to a biiiiig party at my house to break it up and then they left and confiscated all our alcohol. Then a few hours later one of them came back off duty and told us we could have our alcohol back if he could play some pong. hahahahaha
unless it was the cops from superbad this probably didnt happen
I WAS THERE
great party, Alex.
I hate to burst your guys bubbles but when I was on a ride a long with my campus police we busted a huge ass sorority party. And the officer I was with really did describe the party as "epic" to one of the sisters he was breathalyzing. Probably not the same people but cops really do use those words. (Some of em)
They tell that to every douchebag high school kid they bust to try to ease the pain of getting reamed out by his parents in the morning.
I've heard the cops call themselves "the fucking party brigade" before while breaking up a party I was at so I think it could be legit.
haha my boys and i had the cops called to our party so many times that after the dispatcher got off work she came to chill
In soviet russia party crashes cop
so i agree that the same 8 ppl write the txts
yo this is my area code. where u from
The cops in Oklahoma come in and throw down with us! It's the shit.
well the party obv wasnt in arlington... the cops here are assholes
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high
My friends dad is a cop and also a advid pot smoker, him and his buddies used to meet up at his house while on duty and get baked in the garage.
massachushits! fuck yeah
Yeah 781 represent
lol yeahh when i was in highschool one of the sercurity guards totally bought weed from some of my friends.
11:34 I made a point to say it.....sorry you didn't catch the sarcasm. Thanks for telling me to "STFU" I guess since you said it I probably will. Also, if they only cared about their pension and donut break then they wouldn't be breaking up a party....way to contradict yourself MORON.
its ok 6:14 none of mine do either... :/ its bs
everyone says epic...
hahaha.....i believe this....some of the cops where i live are pretty cool....we hate them....but there cool....and i know sooooooo many people who use the word epic, its not even funny
Wow same thing happened like 20 mins ago I hope they bring our booze back
781 is Waltham Ma baby!
whoa! im from 781 too! malden ?!
You realize that you are a total cooze, right?
My friend said the same thing on facebook
College station tx mabye
I was told that once but it was by my dad. It was offically the most awsome night ever.
That's how we roll in mass
hey some cops get down dude no joke. even if the site is fake its hilarious to 10:49 aug 20th who cares its not a judicial system online.
haha this is legit. Im from the 781 and i'm pretty sure that was birdman's epic party.
Indeed it was the birdman's epic party.
Still crashed it? Might as well join in.
Hmm. I wonder what they meant.
Yes 781 my area code were u from
just not a party until the cops crash it is it ROFL!!!!
The cops where I live, except for like four of them, smoke pot
who cares about the word epic, this is awesome!
Cops can be unpredictable like that trust me. I had a cop rather then bust me with weed, smoked with me at my house. Best cop ever.
My friend Keri says call her and dibs!!!
what made this party so epic?
Awee man that's so dece the cops here are shit
Sometimes cops are awesome.
Best party ever alex
Jules? Is that you?
Yeah massachusetts! W00! Haha
im thinking that if the party was so "epic" you would be a little too wasted to send this message.
p.s. why is it that none of my posts get put up
Who cares if its true or not, it's still funny.
yo, if this was that party in brookline ( but i dont think its 781) i was there. 250 people there easy, but was over before it even began
...Something to be proud of!
Damn. Maybe I'm livin in the wrong state?! Lol
I picture a guy with a surf board, staring at waves.....describing one as "epic"......yep
That's a good thing right
Shit....misread your post. You agreed that this wouldn't happen. My apologies sir
People who diss whoever make this are fucking stupid. So what even if it's not true, it's none of your fucking business!! So go fuck your sister!!!
this could def be legit.
idk about the 781, but in the 508 there's one cop who's about 20 and really laid back about everything
Same thing happened to me
haha. That's Badass..
ENN-EYE-SEE-EE!!! All you nay sayers never had a good party!
in soviet Russia you're not wanted
fake as hell.
Wen the cops say it was epic, it was epic
Obviously you have never been to a BadMitch party, www.badmitch.com
I gat a second most epic once just cuz nobody was running around naked
781 is Revere, so I don't doubt this actually happened, lmao
It would seem 781 covers more than just Lynn and Revere, check Wikipedia.
That's a good thing... Right?
my dads a cop he wont touch a donut, him bn diabetic might have something to do with this, bu also sister is a cop she wont eat one either
You own!!!! Hell yeah!!!!!
if u say something bad about that ur a dumbass becuz that would earn u god points in you life way to go man that kick ass
Haha oh yeah. 781's the shit.
they sound like the cops from the movie superbad
1053.....so true...so true.
Believe it or not cops are people too and like to have fun....
thats pretty damn good hahah how many ppl can say that?
Cops don't say epic...pothead trust fund babies say epic
bahahaha fiddle sticks
Wasn't a party cuz o wasn't there. Oo yea
And my girlfriend had a party and the cops crashed and they said we won't do anything cuz her house looked like shit!!!! They were awes
It could be anywhere around Boston. And I been to plenty of parties in Revere, some of the best.
Yeah that is a little odd
Dam I wish the cops that busted my party were this cool. Mine just kept telling me to shut up and yelled at me and called my parents..awesome
3:03... that might actually beat this
This has potential to beat the ninth grade teacher text...
no one ever says "hey i wrote this text and this is what happened"
Some party it must have been cop suck do much ass when they bust u
No just because ur life is a fail doesn't mean everyones is
Fuck yeah mass we rock
Mass is where it's at
no cop will ever use the word epic, and they dont crash parties, they end them.
mustve been siiickkk
sounds like something from Superbad...nice
I wish that would happen to my parties lol :)
I would love to know why people are thinking that this site is fake
Cops, always rockin' up to parties uninvited.
781 Winchester represent hell ya not fake haters
that's not impressive. i've had cops tell me the same thing when i hosted a party with my housemates
This actually happened to me. But it was campus police and RAs. Then they shut off our power to kill the party. Damn residence
Yep I'm pretty sure it's fake but they're funny as hell
Why does everyone think it's fake? Not all cops are dicks and a lot of them remember their party days..
Lexington probs.. Every party gets shut down..
lol that was a good one
Some cops are nuts. Was coming back with 2 friends for one of their 21st bday celebration. When she saw the campus pizza place was closed, she banged on the door and got in a fight with an employee. We ended up getting a ride home from the cops that were sitting out front watching. We then got them to take pictures not only in front of the cop car, but also with them, in the handcuffs, and they fulfilled our "lights for the effect" request. True story. about 15 pics to prove it. they were awesome