I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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Is anyone else getting the idea that this site is fake and all of these texts are written by the same 8 people?
No. No I do not.
One time the cops came to a biiiiig party at my house to break it up and then they left and confiscated all our alcohol. Then a few hours later one of them came back off duty and told us we could have our alcohol back if he could play some pong. hahahahaha
unless it was the cops from superbad this probably didnt happen
I've heard the cops call themselves "the fucking party brigade" before while breaking up a party I was at so I think it could be legit.
I WAS THERE
great party, Alex.
I hate to burst your guys bubbles but when I was on a ride a long with my campus police we busted a huge ass sorority party. And the officer I was with really did describe the party as "epic" to one of the sisters he was breathalyzing. Probably not the same people but cops really do use those words. (Some of em)
They tell that to every douchebag high school kid they bust to try to ease the pain of getting reamed out by his parents in the morning.
The cops in Oklahoma come in and throw down with us! It's the shit.
In soviet russia party crashes cop
massachushits! fuck yeah
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high
yo this is my area code. where u from
haha my boys and i had the cops called to our party so many times that after the dispatcher got off work she came to chill
Wow same thing happened like 20 mins ago I hope they bring our booze back
My friends dad is a cop and also a advid pot smoker, him and his buddies used to meet up at his house while on duty and get baked in the garage.
well the party obv wasnt in arlington... the cops here are assholes
so i agree that the same 8 ppl write the txts
hahaha.....i believe this....some of the cops where i live are pretty cool....we hate them....but there cool....and i know sooooooo many people who use the word epic, its not even funny
Yeah 781 represent
everyone says epic...
You realize that you are a total cooze, right?
lol yeahh when i was in highschool one of the sercurity guards totally bought weed from some of my friends.
I was told that once but it was by my dad. It was offically the most awsome night ever.
11:34 I made a point to say it.....sorry you didn't catch the sarcasm. Thanks for telling me to "STFU" I guess since you said it I probably will. Also, if they only cared about their pension and donut break then they wouldn't be breaking up a party....way to contradict yourself MORON.
781 is Waltham Ma baby!
whoa! im from 781 too! malden ?!
Awee man that's so dece the cops here are shit
Still crashed it? Might as well join in.
That's how we roll in mass
hey some cops get down dude no joke. even if the site is fake its hilarious to 10:49 aug 20th who cares its not a judicial system online.
its ok 6:14 none of mine do either... :/ its bs
Yes 781 my area code were u from
haha this is legit. Im from the 781 and i'm pretty sure that was birdman's epic party.
Indeed it was the birdman's epic party.
My friend said the same thing on facebook
College station tx mabye
just not a party until the cops crash it is it ROFL!!!!
Hmm. I wonder what they meant.
My friend Keri says call her and dibs!!!
who cares about the word epic, this is awesome!
Damn. Maybe I'm livin in the wrong state?! Lol
The cops where I live, except for like four of them, smoke pot
Yeah massachusetts! W00! Haha
Best party ever alex
I picture a guy with a surf board, staring at waves.....describing one as "epic"......yep
Sometimes cops are awesome.
Cops can be unpredictable like that trust me. I had a cop rather then bust me with weed, smoked with me at my house. Best cop ever.
what made this party so epic?
Jules? Is that you?
this could def be legit.
idk about the 781, but in the 508 there's one cop who's about 20 and really laid back about everything
im thinking that if the party was so "epic" you would be a little too wasted to send this message.
p.s. why is it that none of my posts get put up
yo, if this was that party in brookline ( but i dont think its 781) i was there. 250 people there easy, but was over before it even began
People who diss whoever make this are fucking stupid. So what even if it's not true, it's none of your fucking business!! So go fuck your sister!!!
Who cares if its true or not, it's still funny.
ENN-EYE-SEE-EE!!! All you nay sayers never had a good party!
...Something to be proud of!
Obviously you have never been to a BadMitch party, www.badmitch.com
fake as hell.
That's a good thing right
haha. That's Badass..
Same thing happened to me
I gat a second most epic once just cuz nobody was running around naked
Shit....misread your post. You agreed that this wouldn't happen. My apologies sir
That's a good thing... Right?
Wasn't a party cuz o wasn't there. Oo yea
And my girlfriend had a party and the cops crashed and they said we won't do anything cuz her house looked like shit!!!! They were awes
my dads a cop he wont touch a donut, him bn diabetic might have something to do with this, bu also sister is a cop she wont eat one either
No just because ur life is a fail doesn't mean everyones is
Wen the cops say it was epic, it was epic
if u say something bad about that ur a dumbass becuz that would earn u god points in you life way to go man that kick ass
781 is Revere, so I don't doubt this actually happened, lmao
It would seem 781 covers more than just Lynn and Revere, check Wikipedia.
Haha oh yeah. 781's the shit.
in soviet Russia you're not wanted
You own!!!! Hell yeah!!!!!
1053.....so true...so true.
bahahaha fiddle sticks
3:03... that might actually beat this
Cops don't say epic...pothead trust fund babies say epic
thats pretty damn good hahah how many ppl can say that?
Believe it or not cops are people too and like to have fun....
It could be anywhere around Boston. And I been to plenty of parties in Revere, some of the best.
they sound like the cops from the movie superbad
sounds like something from Superbad...nice
no one ever says "hey i wrote this text and this is what happened"
Dam I wish the cops that busted my party were this cool. Mine just kept telling me to shut up and yelled at me and called my parents..awesome
Fuck yeah mass we rock
Yeah that is a little odd
Some party it must have been cop suck do much ass when they bust u
This has potential to beat the ninth grade teacher text...
I would love to know why people are thinking that this site is fake
I wish that would happen to my parties lol :)
Mass is where it's at
no cop will ever use the word epic, and they dont crash parties, they end them.
mustve been siiickkk
Cops, always rockin' up to parties uninvited.
781 Winchester represent hell ya not fake haters
This actually happened to me. But it was campus police and RAs. Then they shut off our power to kill the party. Damn residence
that's not impressive. i've had cops tell me the same thing when i hosted a party with my housemates
Lexington probs.. Every party gets shut down..
Some cops are nuts. Was coming back with 2 friends for one of their 21st bday celebration. When she saw the campus pizza place was closed, she banged on the door and got in a fight with an employee. We ended up getting a ride home from the cops that were sitting out front watching. We then got them to take pictures not only in front of the cop car, but also with them, in the handcuffs, and they fulfilled our "lights for the effect" request. True story. about 15 pics to prove it. they were awesome
Yep I'm pretty sure it's fake but they're funny as hell
lol that was a good one
Why does everyone think it's fake? Not all cops are dicks and a lot of them remember their party days..