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  • Is anyone else getting the idea that this site is fake and all of these texts are written by the same 8 people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:49am
  • One time the cops came to a biiiiig party at my house to break it up and then they left and confiscated all our alcohol. Then a few hours later one of them came back off duty and told us we could have our alcohol back if he could play some pong. hahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:13pm
  • unless it was the cops from superbad this probably didnt happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:27am
  • I WAS THERE great party, Alex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 7:05pm
  • I hate to burst your guys bubbles but when I was on a ride a long with my campus police we busted a huge ass sorority party. And the officer I was with really did describe the party as "epic" to one of the sisters he was breathalyzing. Probably not the same people but cops really do use those words. (Some of em)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:21pm
  • They tell that to every douchebag high school kid they bust to try to ease the pain of getting reamed out by his parents in the morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:28am
  • I've heard the cops call themselves "the fucking party brigade" before while breaking up a party I was at so I think it could be legit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:58pm
  • haha my boys and i had the cops called to our party so many times that after the dispatcher got off work she came to chill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:03pm
  • In soviet russia party crashes cop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:02pm
  • onl W

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 4:46pm
  • so i agree that the same 8 ppl write the txts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:49am
  • yo this is my area code. where u from

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 12:54am
  • The cops in Oklahoma come in and throw down with us! It's the shit.

    Submitted by matthewpaulengel on Apr 2, 10 at 2:00pm
  • well the party obv wasnt in arlington... the cops here are assholes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:34pm
  • I was gonna clean my room until I got high I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high my room is still messed up and I know why - cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:38pm
  • My friends dad is a cop and also a advid pot smoker, him and his buddies used to meet up at his house while on duty and get baked in the garage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:38pm
  • massachushits! fuck yeah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:19am
  • Yeah 781 represent

    Submitted by MilkyMan on Apr 25, 10 at 9:57pm
  • lol yeahh when i was in highschool one of the sercurity guards totally bought weed from some of my friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:51pm
  • 11:34 I made a point to say it.....sorry you didn't catch the sarcasm. Thanks for telling me to "STFU" I guess since you said it I probably will. Also, if they only cared about their pension and donut break then they wouldn't be breaking up a party....way to contradict yourself MORON.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:04pm
  • its ok 6:14 none of mine do either... :/ its bs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:42pm
  • everyone says epic...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:38pm
  • hahaha.....i believe this....some of the cops where i live are pretty cool....we hate them....but there cool....and i know sooooooo many people who use the word epic, its not even funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:21pm
  • Wow same thing happened like 20 mins ago I hope they bring our booze back

    Submitted by kushsmoke on Jan 6, 11 at 12:37am
  • 781 is Waltham Ma baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:11pm
  • whoa! im from 781 too! malden ?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:13pm
  • You realize that you are a total cooze, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:40am
  • My friend said the same thing on facebook College station tx mabye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:18pm
  • lol was

    Submitted by supermann on Sep 12, 10 at 5:41pm
  • fjdijajsfksldklslfjasads

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:17am
  • I was told that once but it was by my dad. It was offically the most awsome night ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:48pm
  • That's how we roll in mass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:00am
  • hey some cops get down dude no joke. even if the site is fake its hilarious to 10:49 aug 20th who cares its not a judicial system online.

    Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 7:49pm
  • haha this is legit. Im from the 781 and i'm pretty sure that was birdman's epic party.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:33pm
  • Still crashed it? Might as well join in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:42pm
  • Hmm. I wonder what they meant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:19am
  • Fake

    Submitted by zachneedg on Feb 7, 11 at 11:37am
  • Yes 781 my area code were u from

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:17am
  • just not a party until the cops crash it is it ROFL!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:43am
  • The cops where I live, except for like four of them, smoke pot

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:46am
  • who cares about the word epic, this is awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:31am
  • Cops can be unpredictable like that trust me. I had a cop rather then bust me with weed, smoked with me at my house. Best cop ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:04am
  • My friend Keri says call her and dibs!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 7:49pm
  • what made this party so epic?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 7:04pm
  • Awee man that's so dece the cops here are shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:31am
  • Sometimes cops are awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Best party ever alex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Jules? Is that you?

    Submitted by Cloud9rider on Oct 26, 10 at 3:44pm
  • Yeah massachusetts! W00! Haha

    Submitted by kerynx111 on Apr 26, 10 at 5:02pm
  • Umm.. Win?

    Submitted by DeLaRosas on Jun 27, 10 at 8:28am
  • im thinking that if the party was so "epic" you would be a little too wasted to send this message. p.s. why is it that none of my posts get put up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Y messenger: Jackinsally

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:56am
  • Who cares if its true or not, it's still funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:41pm
  • yo, if this was that party in brookline ( but i dont think its 781) i was there. 250 people there easy, but was over before it even began

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:00am
  • ...Something to be proud of!

    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 4:39am
  • Damn. Maybe I'm livin in the wrong state?! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:34am
  • I picture a guy with a surf board, staring at waves.....describing one as "epic"......yep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Wata boss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 10 at 11:47pm
  • That's a good thing right

    Submitted by prometheus on Aug 17, 10 at 2:27am
  • Shit....misread your post. You agreed that this wouldn't happen. My apologies sir

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:09pm
  • People who diss whoever make this are fucking stupid. So what even if it's not true, it's none of your fucking business!! So go fuck your sister!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:43am
  • this could def be legit. idk about the 781, but in the 508 there's one cop who's about 20 and really laid back about everything

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Same thing happened to me

    Submitted by Harvest on May 27, 10 at 4:34pm
  • haha. That's Badass..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:58pm
  • ENN-EYE-SEE-EE!!! All you nay sayers never had a good party!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:23pm
  • in soviet Russia you're not wanted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:38am
  • fake as hell.

    Submitted by ratowitz on Aug 27, 10 at 1:08pm
  • Wen the cops say it was epic, it was epic

    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Jul 27, 10 at 12:33am
  • Obviously you have never been to a BadMitch party, www.badmitch.com

    Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 3:19pm
  • I gat a second most epic once just cuz nobody was running around naked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:51am
  • 781 is Revere, so I don't doubt this actually happened, lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:22pm
    • It would seem 781 covers more than just Lynn and Revere, check Wikipedia.

      Submitted by jcrawford on Apr 20, 10 at 2:40pm
  • That's a good thing... Right?

    Submitted by prometheus on Aug 23, 10 at 2:48am
  • my dads a cop he wont touch a donut, him bn diabetic might have something to do with this, bu also sister is a cop she wont eat one either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:43am
  • You own!!!! Hell yeah!!!!!

    Submitted by bananasalesman3 on Mar 31, 10 at 1:30am
  • if u say something bad about that ur a dumbass becuz that would earn u god points in you life way to go man that kick ass

    Submitted by marshall55 on Sep 9, 10 at 12:13am
  • Haha oh yeah. 781's the shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 10 at 10:32pm
  • they sound like the cops from the movie superbad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:50pm
  • 1053.....so true...so true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:21am
  • Believe it or not cops are people too and like to have fun....

    Submitted by Griff223 on Aug 2, 11 at 4:49am
  • thats pretty damn good hahah how many ppl can say that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:14am
  • Cops don't say epic...pothead trust fund babies say epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:51pm
  • bahahaha fiddle sticks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:18am
  • Wasn't a party cuz o wasn't there. Oo yea And my girlfriend had a party and the cops crashed and they said we won't do anything cuz her house looked like shit!!!! They were awes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:07pm
  • Love it!

    Submitted by Anjhill on Jan 7, 12 at 10:40pm
  • Kudos

    Submitted by Cuddlezz on Apr 9, 11 at 5:03am
  • It could be anywhere around Boston. And I been to plenty of parties in Revere, some of the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:06am
  • Yeah that is a little odd

    Submitted by Venus59 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:16am
  • Dam I wish the cops that busted my party were this cool. Mine just kept telling me to shut up and yelled at me and called my parents..awesome

    Submitted by aem on Apr 25, 10 at 11:55pm
  • 3:03... that might actually beat this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:22am
  • This has potential to beat the ninth grade teacher text...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:01am
  • no one ever says "hey i wrote this text and this is what happened"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:49am
  • Epic success

    Submitted by ashtiepoo17 on Mar 8, 10 at 4:35pm
  • Some party it must have been cop suck do much ass when they bust u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:41am
  • Congrats, man!

    Submitted by mitchee on Aug 7, 10 at 3:31am
  • No just because ur life is a fail doesn't mean everyones is

    Submitted by broday47 on Apr 29, 10 at 11:39pm
  • Fuck yeah mass we rock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:41pm
  • Mass is where it's at

    Submitted by skate95 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:44am
  • no cop will ever use the word epic, and they dont crash parties, they end them.

    Submitted by howaboutit on Feb 21, 11 at 7:16pm
  • Hahaha!!

    Submitted by 33Nicki on Feb 15, 11 at 7:04am
  • mustve been siiickkk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 11 at 9:51am
  • mike lee's

    Submitted by vball2322 on Aug 23, 10 at 11:05am
  • sounds like something from Superbad...nice

    Submitted by YokoOhNo1 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:52pm
  • Lol......cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 11 at 10:23am
  • I wish that would happen to my parties lol :)

    Submitted by Ruby7790 on Jul 31, 12 at 6:55pm
  • Nice try

    Submitted by jasonstraka on Mar 24, 11 at 5:12pm
  • I would love to know why people are thinking that this site is fake

    Submitted by jamison95 on Jun 10, 10 at 4:54pm
  • Cops, always rockin' up to parties uninvited.

    Submitted by ohh_emm_gee on Sep 20, 11 at 9:50am
  • 781 Winchester represent hell ya not fake haters

    Submitted by laxbro31 on Mar 11, 12 at 4:10am
  • that's not impressive. i've had cops tell me the same thing when i hosted a party with my housemates

    Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 1:14am
  • This actually happened to me. But it was campus police and RAs. Then they shut off our power to kill the party. Damn residence

    Submitted by Frostytips on Jun 9, 11 at 4:04pm
  • Yep I'm pretty sure it's fake but they're funny as hell

    Submitted by barrie13 on Jul 10, 11 at 7:50am
  • Why does everyone think it's fake? Not all cops are dicks and a lot of them remember their party days..

    Submitted by spanking_monkeys on Feb 25, 12 at 8:48pm
  • Lexington probs.. Every party gets shut down..

    Submitted by caroline0130 on May 13, 12 at 8:01am
  • lol that was a good one

    Submitted by sab_123 on Sep 24, 12 at 8:35pm
  • Some cops are nuts. Was coming back with 2 friends for one of their 21st bday celebration. When she saw the campus pizza place was closed, she banged on the door and got in a fight with an employee. We ended up getting a ride home from the cops that were sitting out front watching. We then got them to take pictures not only in front of the cop car, but also with them, in the handcuffs, and they fulfilled our "lights for the effect" request. True story. about 15 pics to prove it. they were awesome

    Submitted by ksmith87 on Sep 22, 11 at 9:14am
  • Fuck MA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:03am