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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:49am

    Is anyone else getting the idea that this site is fake and all of these texts are written by the same 8 people?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:13pm

    One time the cops came to a biiiiig party at my house to break it up and then they left and confiscated all our alcohol. Then a few hours later one of them came back off duty and told us we could have our alcohol back if he could play some pong. hahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:27am

    unless it was the cops from superbad this probably didnt happen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:21pm

    I hate to burst your guys bubbles but when I was on a ride a long with my campus police we busted a huge ass sorority party. And the officer I was with really did describe the party as "epic" to one of the sisters he was breathalyzing. Probably not the same people but cops really do use those words. (Some of em)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:28am

    They tell that to every douchebag high school kid they bust to try to ease the pain of getting reamed out by his parents in the morning.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 7:05pm

    I WAS THERE great party, Alex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 4:46pm

    onl W

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:02pm

    In soviet russia party crashes cop

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:58pm

    I've heard the cops call themselves "the fucking party brigade" before while breaking up a party I was at so I think it could be legit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:21pm

    hahaha.....i believe this....some of the cops where i live are pretty cool....we hate them....but there cool....and i know sooooooo many people who use the word epic, its not even funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 12:54am

    yo this is my area code. where u from

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:17am

    fjdijajsfksldklslfjasads

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:04pm

    11:34 I made a point to say it.....sorry you didn't catch the sarcasm. Thanks for telling me to "STFU" I guess since you said it I probably will. Also, if they only cared about their pension and donut break then they wouldn't be breaking up a party....way to contradict yourself MORON.

  • Submitted by matthewpaulengel on Apr 2, 10 at 2:00pm

    The cops in Oklahoma come in and throw down with us! It's the shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 7:49pm

    My friend Keri says call her and dibs!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:38pm

    My friends dad is a cop and also a advid pot smoker, him and his buddies used to meet up at his house while on duty and get baked in the garage.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:49am

    so i agree that the same 8 ppl write the txts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:48pm

    I was told that once but it was by my dad. It was offically the most awsome night ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:19am

    massachushits! fuck yeah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:42pm

    its ok 6:14 none of mine do either... :/ its bs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:22pm

    781 is Revere, so I don't doubt this actually happened, lmao

    • Submitted by jcrawford on Apr 20, 10 at 2:40pm

      It would seem 781 covers more than just Lynn and Revere, check Wikipedia.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:13pm

    whoa! im from 781 too! malden ?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:03pm

    haha my boys and i had the cops called to our party so many times that after the dispatcher got off work she came to chill

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:51pm

    lol yeahh when i was in highschool one of the sercurity guards totally bought weed from some of my friends.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 6:33pm

    haha this is legit. Im from the 781 and i'm pretty sure that was birdman's epic party.

    • Submitted by falconfest on Feb 27, 10 at 1:04pm

      Indeed it was the birdman's epic party.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:14pm

    Best party ever alex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:11pm

    781 is Waltham Ma baby!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:34pm

    well the party obv wasnt in arlington... the cops here are assholes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:34am

    Damn. Maybe I'm livin in the wrong state?! Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:38pm

    I was gonna clean my room until I got high I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high my room is still messed up and I know why - cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high

  • Submitted by MilkyMan on Apr 25, 10 at 9:57pm

    Yeah 781 represent

  • Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:46am

    The cops where I live, except for like four of them, smoke pot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 6:43am

    just not a party until the cops crash it is it ROFL!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:03pm

    I picture a guy with a surf board, staring at waves.....describing one as "epic"......yep

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:42pm

    Still crashed it? Might as well join in.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:31am

    who cares about the word epic, this is awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:50pm

    they sound like the cops from the movie superbad

  • Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 7:49pm

    hey some cops get down dude no joke. even if the site is fake its hilarious to 10:49 aug 20th who cares its not a judicial system online.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:00am

    That's how we roll in mass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 7:04pm

    what made this party so epic?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:14am

    thats pretty damn good hahah how many ppl can say that?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:18pm

    My friend said the same thing on facebook College station tx mabye

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:49am

    no one ever says "hey i wrote this text and this is what happened"

  • Submitted by kushsmoke on Jan 6, 11 at 12:37am

    Wow same thing happened like 20 mins ago I hope they bring our booze back

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 5:58pm

    haha. That's Badass..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:14pm

    im thinking that if the party was so "epic" you would be a little too wasted to send this message. p.s. why is it that none of my posts get put up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:04am

    Cops can be unpredictable like that trust me. I had a cop rather then bust me with weed, smoked with me at my house. Best cop ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:40am

    You realize that you are a total cooze, right?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:51pm

    Cops don't say epic...pothead trust fund babies say epic

  • Submitted by bananasalesman3 on Mar 31, 10 at 1:30am

    You own!!!! Hell yeah!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:56am

    Y messenger: Jackinsally

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:38pm

    everyone says epic...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:40pm

    this could def be legit. idk about the 781, but in the 508 there's one cop who's about 20 and really laid back about everything

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:53pm

    Sometimes cops are awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:19am

    Hmm. I wonder what they meant.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:00am

    yo, if this was that party in brookline ( but i dont think its 781) i was there. 250 people there easy, but was over before it even began

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:09pm

    Shit....misread your post. You agreed that this wouldn't happen. My apologies sir

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:23pm

    ENN-EYE-SEE-EE!!! All you nay sayers never had a good party!

  • Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 4:39am

    ...Something to be proud of!

  • Submitted by supermann on Sep 12, 10 at 5:41pm

    lol was

  • Submitted by Harvest on May 27, 10 at 4:34pm

    Same thing happened to me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:17am

    Yes 781 my area code were u from

  • Submitted by zachneedg on Feb 7, 11 at 11:37am

    Fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:51am

    I gat a second most epic once just cuz nobody was running around naked

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:01am

    This has potential to beat the ninth grade teacher text...

  • Submitted by marshall55 on Sep 9, 10 at 12:13am

    if u say something bad about that ur a dumbass becuz that would earn u god points in you life way to go man that kick ass

  • Submitted by skate95 on Mar 4, 10 at 6:44am

    Mass is where it's at

  • Submitted by kerynx111 on Apr 26, 10 at 5:02pm

    Yeah massachusetts! W00! Haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 3:38am

    in soviet Russia you're not wanted

  • Submitted by Cloud9rider on Oct 26, 10 at 3:44pm

    Jules? Is that you?

  • Submitted by prometheus on Aug 23, 10 at 2:48am

    That's a good thing... Right?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:31am

    Awee man that's so dece the cops here are shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:43am

    my dads a cop he wont touch a donut, him bn diabetic might have something to do with this, bu also sister is a cop she wont eat one either

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:07pm

    Wasn't a party cuz o wasn't there. Oo yea And my girlfriend had a party and the cops crashed and they said we won't do anything cuz her house looked like shit!!!! They were awes

  • Submitted by aem on Apr 25, 10 at 11:55pm

    Dam I wish the cops that busted my party were this cool. Mine just kept telling me to shut up and yelled at me and called my parents..awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:41am

    Some party it must have been cop suck do much ass when they bust u

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:21am

    1053.....so true...so true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:18am

    bahahaha fiddle sticks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:43am

    People who diss whoever make this are fucking stupid. So what even if it's not true, it's none of your fucking business!! So go fuck your sister!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:06am

    It could be anywhere around Boston. And I been to plenty of parties in Revere, some of the best.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:41pm

    Fuck yeah mass we rock

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:41pm

    Who cares if its true or not, it's still funny.

  • Submitted by vball2322 on Aug 23, 10 at 11:05am

    mike lee's

  • Submitted by jamison95 on Jun 10, 10 at 4:54pm

    I would love to know why people are thinking that this site is fake

  • Submitted by broday47 on Apr 29, 10 at 11:39pm

    No just because ur life is a fail doesn't mean everyones is

  • Submitted by ninjaman181 on Jul 27, 10 at 12:33am

    Wen the cops say it was epic, it was epic

  • Submitted by ratowitz on Aug 27, 10 at 1:08pm

    fake as hell.

  • Submitted by DeLaRosas on Jun 27, 10 at 8:28am

    Umm.. Win?

  • Submitted by mitchee on Aug 7, 10 at 3:31am

    Congrats, man!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:22am

    3:03... that might actually beat this

  • Submitted by Griff223 on Aug 2, 11 at 4:49am

    Believe it or not cops are people too and like to have fun....

  • Submitted by YokoOhNo1 on Apr 5, 10 at 11:52pm

    sounds like something from Superbad...nice

  • Submitted by ohh_emm_gee on Sep 20, 11 at 9:50am

    Cops, always rockin' up to parties uninvited.

  • Submitted by ashtiepoo17 on Mar 8, 10 at 4:35pm

    Epic success

  • Submitted by prometheus on Aug 17, 10 at 2:27am

    That's a good thing right

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 10 at 11:47pm

    Wata boss

  • Submitted by Venus59 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:16am

    Yeah that is a little odd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:03am

    Fuck MA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 10 at 10:32pm

    Haha oh yeah. 781's the shit.

  • Submitted by Cuddlezz on Apr 9, 11 at 5:03am

    Kudos

  • Submitted by howaboutit on Feb 21, 11 at 7:16pm

    no cop will ever use the word epic, and they dont crash parties, they end them.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 11 at 10:23am

    Lol......cool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 11 at 9:51am

    mustve been siiickkk

  • Submitted by Frostytips on Jun 9, 11 at 4:04pm

    This actually happened to me. But it was campus police and RAs. Then they shut off our power to kill the party. Damn residence

  • Submitted by 33Nicki on Feb 15, 11 at 7:04am

    Hahaha!!

  • Submitted by Anjhill on Jan 7, 12 at 10:40pm

    Love it!

  • Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 3:19pm

    Obviously you have never been to a BadMitch party, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by jasonstraka on Mar 24, 11 at 5:12pm

    Nice try

  • Submitted by barrie13 on Jul 10, 11 at 7:50am

    Yep I'm pretty sure it's fake but they're funny as hell

  • Submitted by laxbro31 on Mar 11, 12 at 4:10am

    781 Winchester represent hell ya not fake haters

  • Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 1:14am

    that's not impressive. i've had cops tell me the same thing when i hosted a party with my housemates

  • Submitted by caroline0130 on May 13, 12 at 8:01am

    Lexington probs.. Every party gets shut down..

  • Submitted by ksmith87 on Sep 22, 11 at 9:14am

    Some cops are nuts. Was coming back with 2 friends for one of their 21st bday celebration. When she saw the campus pizza place was closed, she banged on the door and got in a fight with an employee. We ended up getting a ride home from the cops that were sitting out front watching. We then got them to take pictures not only in front of the cop car, but also with them, in the handcuffs, and they fulfilled our "lights for the effect" request. True story. about 15 pics to prove it. they were awesome

  • Submitted by Ruby7790 on Jul 31, 12 at 6:55pm

    I wish that would happen to my parties lol :)

  • Submitted by spanking_monkeys on Feb 25, 12 at 8:48pm

    Why does everyone think it's fake? Not all cops are dicks and a lot of them remember their party days..

  • Submitted by sab_123 on Sep 24, 12 at 8:35pm

    lol that was a good one