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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:19pm

    Possibly my favorite text ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:12pm

    ...You don't even have to be drunk to say that in Maryland. That's like, normal behavior. I live in Maryland.

    • Submitted by SilkyJohnson on Jul 6, 10 at 11:55pm

      me too. one of my best friends would say somethin this weird like 3 times a day

  • Submitted by sammy2123 on Apr 27, 10 at 6:09pm

    I just cried of laughter!

  • Submitted by chanchan78 on Feb 9, 10 at 5:02pm

    dude, pocahontas is the shit!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:22am

    OMG...glad to be living in maryland

  • Submitted by fuck_vampires on Jul 10, 10 at 8:58pm

    response: ...High???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:28am

    haha, i can imagine that outloud

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:08am

    People that sing Disney songs while under the influence win my heart above all and permanently.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:28am

    represent, eastern shore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:27pm

    Ow, can't breathe from laughing too hard.

  • Submitted by Illuminance on Jul 15, 10 at 2:56pm

    This is possibly the best Disney text lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:03am

    I love this text. lmfao.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:16pm

    looooovvvvvveeeee it :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:17am

    Ok I'm from Arkansas and Im pretty sure I've gotten a similar text.... So calm down. Don't think it has anything to do with the fact it's from marrrryland..

  • Submitted by saa5star on Aug 25, 10 at 8:29am

    agreed with anonymous

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 9:00pm

    this made me laugh SO HARD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:37am

    and I'm barrrney the motherfuckin messiah dinisaur

  • 92 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:01pm

    this is great. i have to meet this guy

  • 93 86
    Submitted by brandohhhh on May 18, 10 at 9:49pm

    One of the worst tfln ever!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:17pm

    I'm from md and I don't know how many times I've used that phrase drunk.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:27pm

    gotta love maryland :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:54pm

    This made my fucking day

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:08pm

    Haha....that's sum funny shit

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:43pm

    that one killed me, is that really high or really drunk?

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      Submitted by KayteeSue on Feb 1, 12 at 12:38pm

      that's me and my best friend, and we JUST figured out we were on here. we were juniors in high school. but to answer your question, i don't know. i never got a full answer out of her. i was baked so the conversation turned into texting the lyrics back and forth instead of anything coherent. good times.

  • Submitted by FlipFlopGirl on Apr 7, 10 at 3:16am

    im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be kind ;)

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    Submitted by yo1 on Apr 18, 11 at 1:29am

    Haha WTF

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:17am

    hahaha this actually made me laugh histerically

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:35pm

    hahahaha best text EVER

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    Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Aug 4, 10 at 1:07am

    443<33333

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:51pm

    He'll yea MD baby!!!!

  • 92 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:19pm

    this is seriously the best text ever!!! it made me laugh so hard, and then i proceeded to send it to my best friend :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:30pm

    almost every late night conversation i have with my best friend. only in baltimore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:41am

    McNulty...that you???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:00pm

    Have you ever heard the wolf cry...

  • 85 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 9:41pm

    Holy $h!t that in a sothern Maryland ##### yesssssss we WIN

  • 82 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:42pm

    this is my friend that said this shes hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:17pm

    so maryland. been there done that texted it twice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:40pm

    holly cardwell said this

  • Submitted by lalalwoosh on Jul 22, 10 at 1:23am

    I think I am in love.

  • Submitted by pepsikid999 on May 16, 10 at 7:55am

    I was just singing this at work tonight lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:12am

    Im glad to know Im not the only one who sings pocahontas when Im high. haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:50pm

    I live right near the PA/MD line and know a bunch of marylanders that would say that

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    Submitted by SexyGrl_luvs_u on Mar 28, 10 at 11:32pm

    No ur nor Pocahontas I am!!! Gos I think I am wastes! Either that or hogh!

  • Submitted by LooneyLuna11 on Feb 16, 10 at 4:53pm

    OMG!!! right wen i finish reading this, the pocohantas song came on!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:32pm

    This Fucking Lameass Night Was Not Fun

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:24pm

    Oh my GOD... Never been so drunk that I thought I was a Disney Princess... DAMN I love my state sometimes. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:09am

    yesssssssss you go pocohantas you win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 10:43pm

    i died when i read this, BEST TEXT EVERR

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:14am

    Ehhh ehhhh soo funnyy eeehhh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:12pm

    Hahahhaahaaha I love u!

  • 82 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 10 at 2:41am

    MD straight reppin bmore style

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:01pm

    Go 410

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:34pm

    didn't Mango from SNL use to say that??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:29pm

    i wish i was pocchahontas.

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:47pm

    HHAHAHAHAHAHHA i love you

  • 81 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 11:08am

    So frickin hilarious! I love Pocahontas! Lol :D

  • Submitted by gunman00001 on Aug 29, 10 at 10:38pm

    Yes, TOTALY MD!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:12am

    oh how i love bmore this is the best thing ever

  • Submitted by fail_text14 on Aug 12, 10 at 3:13am

    im actually wondering if this is my friend...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:02am

    Reppin the 410! And making me geek. Good shit.

  • Submitted by jawsshark on Jun 29, 10 at 9:36pm

    Maryland.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:26pm

    ahhhhhhhhhhhh this is my best friend ahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaaahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:01pm

    not wasted... BLOWNNNN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:26pm

    haha a lot of these texts are funny, but I laughed out loud for real at this one!! that's great.

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    Submitted by Tetras on Jun 15, 10 at 5:24pm

    U wouldn't want to c the color of my wind

  • Submitted by kelmead93 on Mar 21, 10 at 9:30pm

    lmao, Allie Reed you are my fucking hero:) reppin the 410 in carroll county

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 6:23am

    god that's fucking hilarious. i would do this if i was baked. surprised i haven't, actually.

  • 76 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:18am

    WOOOOO 410 never disappoints me. Go MA.

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    Submitted by jibberishtexts16 on Dec 28, 11 at 9:55pm

    reppin the 410 love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:58pm

    Nice, because singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" while wasted is so overrated.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:54pm

    lmaoooo, thats awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:23am

    How high does a sycamore grow? If you cut it down, you'll never know!!!

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    Submitted by laynuhbugxo on Jun 2, 11 at 10:16pm

    fuck yeah im famous, wooo.

  • Submitted by beautifulytoxic on May 18, 10 at 4:58pm

    LOL, this is actually my text XD, btw i totally hate you for posting this.

    • Submitted by laynuhbugxo on Jun 2, 11 at 10:35pm

      its actually not your text.. its mine but dats cool too

      • Submitted by KayteeSue on Feb 1, 12 at 12:41pm

        mine* hahahaha. i have the texts saved :D i remember the night specifically.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:16pm

    i used to live in maryland..i pray this is one of my friends

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:38am

    this is not wasted, this is high as balls

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:01pm

    Good text, but seriously, who the fuck in their right mind would live in Maryland?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 10 at 10:25pm

    Bhahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:47pm

    keep it classy, MD. I love my state! xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:24pm

    8:00 To the blue corn moon?

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:35am

    dudeeee sit outside while high in the wind and warm weather sing that shit amazinggg!!!!!!!!! hahahah that isfucking awesome

  • 71 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:17am

    i think i've sent a very similar one... it feels oh so familiar.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:21am

    HAHAHA! Best. Text. EVER.

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:11pm

    haha that is awesome!!!!

  • 71 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:32am

    hahahahahahahahahhahah :]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:15pm

    lalalalala drunkk texts i love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:54am

    Md sucks and pocohantas is a dumb vag licking slut.

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Youngblood101 on Jun 23, 11 at 10:52pm

    Yesss!! Been there done that LMFAO

  • 62 86
    Submitted by drunkcrunk on Jan 26, 12 at 5:48pm

    baltimoooorrreee!!!!

  • Submitted by NakedGrandma on Apr 15, 10 at 12:00am

    MD is the fucking greatest.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:12am

    Pocohontas acid=win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:19pm

    so this text pretty much just made my life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:14pm

    really kinda trippy, now that I think about it...

  • Submitted by pv2doak on Mar 4, 10 at 5:19am

    almost ashamed to say i knew exactly what movie that was from, befor reading "pocohantas"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:23pm

    god, this is the funniest shit ever

  • Submitted by FlipFlopGirl on Apr 7, 10 at 3:20am

    im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be king ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:08pm

    hahahhhh i love baltimore:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:04pm

    my day has oficially been made.

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    Submitted by smithkah24 on Apr 8, 11 at 2:48pm

    warning do not drink anything when u read this. I now have grape cool aid everywhere but hell that was some funny shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:51am

    Awesome night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:51pm

    classy classy maryland!!

  • Submitted by she on May 22, 11 at 10:38pm

    i literally just fell off my bed readin this. possibly made my day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 1:33pm

    this just sounds fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:04am

    That's definitly my friend elizabth, I just know it

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    Submitted by Jumperman on Aug 24, 11 at 4:45pm

    You sure are