can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
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...You don't even have to be drunk to say that in Maryland.
That's like, normal behavior.
I live in Maryland.
me too. one of my best friends would say somethin this weird like 3 times a day
dude, pocahontas is the shit!
this is my friend that said this shes hilarious
I just cried of laughter!
To the blue corn moon?
haha a lot of these texts are funny, but I laughed out loud for real at this one!! that's great.
im actually wondering if this is my friend...
Possibly my favorite text ever.
I love this text. lmfao.
i died when i read this, BEST TEXT EVERR
looooovvvvvveeeee it :)
Ow, can't breathe from laughing too hard.
lmaoooo, thats awesome
haha, i can imagine that outloud
Have you ever heard the wolf cry...
and I'm barrrney the motherfuckin messiah dinisaur
this made me laugh SO HARD
haha that is awesome!!!!
OMG...glad to be living in maryland
People that sing Disney songs while under the influence win my heart above all and permanently.
HHAHAHAHAHAHHA i love you
that one killed me, is that really high or really drunk?
that's me and my best friend, and we JUST figured out we were on here. we were juniors in high school. but to answer your question, i don't know. i never got a full answer out of her. i was baked so the conversation turned into texting the lyrics back and forth instead of anything coherent. good times.
He'll yea MD baby!!!!
this is seriously the best text ever!!!
it made me laugh so hard, and then i proceeded to send it to my best friend :)
Md sucks and pocohantas is a dumb vag licking slut.
Reppin the 410! And making me geek. Good shit.
this is great. i have to meet this guy
didn't Mango from SNL use to say that??
gotta love maryland :)
agreed with anonymous
Nice, because singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" while wasted is so overrated.
holly cardwell said this
i think i've sent a very similar one... it feels oh so familiar.
This is possibly the best Disney text lol
im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be kind ;)
410 never disappoints me.
U wouldn't want to c the color of my wind
god that's fucking hilarious. i would do this if i was baked. surprised i haven't, actually.
I'm from md and I don't know how many times I've used that phrase drunk.
MD straight reppin bmore style
i wish i was pocchahontas.
This made my fucking day
dudeeee sit outside while high in the wind and warm weather
sing that shit amazinggg!!!!!!!!! hahahah that isfucking awesome
god, this is the funniest shit ever
So frickin hilarious! I love Pocahontas! Lol :D
No ur nor Pocahontas I am!!! Gos I think I am wastes! Either that or hogh!
oh how i love bmore
this is the best thing ever
I live right near the PA/MD line and know a bunch of marylanders that would say that
One of the worst tfln ever!!!
i used to live in maryland..i pray this is one of my friends
Yes, TOTALY MD!!!!
LOL, this is actually my text XD, btw i totally hate you for posting this.
its actually not your text.. its mine but dats cool too
mine* hahahaha. i have the texts saved :D i remember the night specifically.
I was just singing this at work tonight lol
lalalalala drunkk texts i love it
I think I am in love.
this is not wasted, this is high as balls
almost ashamed to say i knew exactly what movie that was from, befor reading "pocohantas"
so maryland. been there done that texted it twice.
fuck yeah im famous, wooo.
Ehhh ehhhh soo funnyy eeehhh
hahaha this actually made me laugh histerically
i literally just fell off my bed readin this. possibly made my day.
so this text pretty much just made my life.
Haha....that's sum funny shit
Oh my GOD... Never been so drunk that I thought I was a Disney Princess... DAMN I love my state sometimes. :)
Im glad to know Im not the only one who sings pocahontas when Im high. haha
not wasted... BLOWNNNN
lmao, Allie Reed you are my fucking hero:) reppin the 410 in carroll county
really kinda trippy, now that I think about it...
hahahaha best text EVER
almost every late night conversation i have with my best friend.
only in baltimore
im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be king ;)
represent, eastern shore
classy classy maryland!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhh this is my best friend ahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaaahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah
keep it classy, MD. I love my state! xD
Yesss!! Been there done that LMFAO
MD is the fucking greatest.
How high does a sycamore grow? If you cut it down, you'll never know!!!
Holy $h!t that in a sothern Maryland ##### yesssssss we WIN
yesssssssss you go pocohantas you win!
OMG!!! right wen i finish reading this, the pocohantas song came on!!!!
reppin the 410 love it
Ok I'm from Arkansas and Im pretty sure I've gotten a similar text.... So calm down. Don't think it has anything to do with the fact it's from marrrryland..
hahahhhh i love baltimore:)
Best. Text. EVER.
warning do not drink anything when u read this. I now have grape cool aid everywhere but hell that was some funny shit
this just sounds fake
That's definitly my friend elizabth, I just know it
my day has oficially been made.
You sure are
Hahahhaahaaha I love u!
Good text, but seriously, who the fuck in their right mind would live in Maryland?