can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
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dude, pocahontas is the shit!
...You don't even have to be drunk to say that in Maryland.
That's like, normal behavior.
I live in Maryland.
me too. one of my best friends would say somethin this weird like 3 times a day
this is my friend that said this shes hilarious
I just cried of laughter!
haha a lot of these texts are funny, but I laughed out loud for real at this one!! that's great.
To the blue corn moon?
im actually wondering if this is my friend...
looooovvvvvveeeee it :)
Possibly my favorite text ever.
Ow, can't breathe from laughing too hard.
Have you ever heard the wolf cry...
haha, i can imagine that outloud
I love this text. lmfao.
lmaoooo, thats awesome
i died when i read this, BEST TEXT EVERR
this made me laugh SO HARD
and I'm barrrney the motherfuckin messiah dinisaur
Reppin the 410! And making me geek. Good shit.
He'll yea MD baby!!!!
OMG...glad to be living in maryland
haha that is awesome!!!!
People that sing Disney songs while under the influence win my heart above all and permanently.
this is great. i have to meet this guy
that one killed me, is that really high or really drunk?
that's me and my best friend, and we JUST figured out we were on here. we were juniors in high school. but to answer your question, i don't know. i never got a full answer out of her. i was baked so the conversation turned into texting the lyrics back and forth instead of anything coherent. good times.
didn't Mango from SNL use to say that??
agreed with anonymous
Md sucks and pocohantas is a dumb vag licking slut.
HHAHAHAHAHAHHA i love you
i think i've sent a very similar one... it feels oh so familiar.
gotta love maryland :)
im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be kind ;)
i used to live in maryland..i pray this is one of my friends
oh how i love bmore
this is the best thing ever
this is seriously the best text ever!!!
it made me laugh so hard, and then i proceeded to send it to my best friend :)
holly cardwell said this
So frickin hilarious! I love Pocahontas! Lol :D
U wouldn't want to c the color of my wind
Nice, because singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" while wasted is so overrated.
dudeeee sit outside while high in the wind and warm weather
sing that shit amazinggg!!!!!!!!! hahahah that isfucking awesome
This is possibly the best Disney text lol
No ur nor Pocahontas I am!!! Gos I think I am wastes! Either that or hogh!
This made my fucking day
410 never disappoints me.
MD straight reppin bmore style
I'm from md and I don't know how many times I've used that phrase drunk.
god that's fucking hilarious. i would do this if i was baked. surprised i haven't, actually.
I live right near the PA/MD line and know a bunch of marylanders that would say that
lalalalala drunkk texts i love it
god, this is the funniest shit ever
One of the worst tfln ever!!!
LOL, this is actually my text XD, btw i totally hate you for posting this.
its actually not your text.. its mine but dats cool too
mine* hahahaha. i have the texts saved :D i remember the night specifically.
hahaha this actually made me laugh histerically
I was just singing this at work tonight lol
almost ashamed to say i knew exactly what movie that was from, befor reading "pocohantas"
Yes, TOTALY MD!!!!
i wish i was pocchahontas.
i literally just fell off my bed readin this. possibly made my day.
Haha....that's sum funny shit
Ehhh ehhhh soo funnyy eeehhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhh this is my best friend ahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaaahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah
How high does a sycamore grow? If you cut it down, you'll never know!!!
not wasted... BLOWNNNN
this is not wasted, this is high as balls
fuck yeah im famous, wooo.
I think I am in love.
lmao, Allie Reed you are my fucking hero:) reppin the 410 in carroll county
so this text pretty much just made my life.
im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be king ;)
yesssssssss you go pocohantas you win!
so maryland. been there done that texted it twice.
hahahhhh i love baltimore:)
Im glad to know Im not the only one who sings pocahontas when Im high. haha
MD is the fucking greatest.
represent, eastern shore
Oh my GOD... Never been so drunk that I thought I was a Disney Princess... DAMN I love my state sometimes. :)
hahahaha best text EVER
keep it classy, MD. I love my state! xD
classy classy maryland!!
almost every late night conversation i have with my best friend.
only in baltimore
really kinda trippy, now that I think about it...
Ok I'm from Arkansas and Im pretty sure I've gotten a similar text.... So calm down. Don't think it has anything to do with the fact it's from marrrryland..
Yesss!! Been there done that LMFAO
reppin the 410 love it
That's definitly my friend elizabth, I just know it
this just sounds fake
Holy $h!t that in a sothern Maryland ##### yesssssss we WIN
OMG!!! right wen i finish reading this, the pocohantas song came on!!!!
warning do not drink anything when u read this. I now have grape cool aid everywhere but hell that was some funny shit
Best. Text. EVER.
my day has oficially been made.
You sure are
Hahahhaahaaha I love u!
Good text, but seriously, who the fuck in their right mind would live in Maryland?