can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
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dude, pocahontas is the shit!
this is my friend that said this shes hilarious
...You don't even have to be drunk to say that in Maryland.
That's like, normal behavior.
I live in Maryland.
me too. one of my best friends would say somethin this weird like 3 times a day
I just cried of laughter!
haha a lot of these texts are funny, but I laughed out loud for real at this one!! that's great.
im actually wondering if this is my friend...
looooovvvvvveeeee it :)
To the blue corn moon?
Possibly my favorite text ever.
I love this text. lmfao.
this made me laugh SO HARD
Have you ever heard the wolf cry...
and I'm barrrney the motherfuckin messiah dinisaur
i died when i read this, BEST TEXT EVERR
Ow, can't breathe from laughing too hard.
People that sing Disney songs while under the influence win my heart above all and permanently.
lmaoooo, thats awesome
OMG...glad to be living in maryland
gotta love maryland :)
this is seriously the best text ever!!!
it made me laugh so hard, and then i proceeded to send it to my best friend :)
He'll yea MD baby!!!!
Reppin the 410! And making me geek. Good shit.
haha, i can imagine that outloud
im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be kind ;)
this is great. i have to meet this guy
i think i've sent a very similar one... it feels oh so familiar.
didn't Mango from SNL use to say that??
oh how i love bmore
this is the best thing ever
that one killed me, is that really high or really drunk?
that's me and my best friend, and we JUST figured out we were on here. we were juniors in high school. but to answer your question, i don't know. i never got a full answer out of her. i was baked so the conversation turned into texting the lyrics back and forth instead of anything coherent. good times.
This made my fucking day
HHAHAHAHAHAHHA i love you
god, this is the funniest shit ever
god that's fucking hilarious. i would do this if i was baked. surprised i haven't, actually.
I live right near the PA/MD line and know a bunch of marylanders that would say that
haha that is awesome!!!!
Md sucks and pocohantas is a dumb vag licking slut.
holly cardwell said this
I'm from md and I don't know how many times I've used that phrase drunk.
Nice, because singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" while wasted is so overrated.
i used to live in maryland..i pray this is one of my friends
410 never disappoints me.
I think I am in love.
Oh my GOD... Never been so drunk that I thought I was a Disney Princess... DAMN I love my state sometimes. :)
i wish i was pocchahontas.
lalalalala drunkk texts i love it
agreed with anonymous
One of the worst tfln ever!!!
so this text pretty much just made my life.
MD straight reppin bmore style
So frickin hilarious! I love Pocahontas! Lol :D
so maryland. been there done that texted it twice.
This is possibly the best Disney text lol
hahaha this actually made me laugh histerically
Ehhh ehhhh soo funnyy eeehhh
U wouldn't want to c the color of my wind
No ur nor Pocahontas I am!!! Gos I think I am wastes! Either that or hogh!
almost every late night conversation i have with my best friend.
only in baltimore
not wasted... BLOWNNNN
this is not wasted, this is high as balls
dudeeee sit outside while high in the wind and warm weather
sing that shit amazinggg!!!!!!!!! hahahah that isfucking awesome
Yes, TOTALY MD!!!!
really kinda trippy, now that I think about it...
I was just singing this at work tonight lol
Haha....that's sum funny shit
Im glad to know Im not the only one who sings pocahontas when Im high. haha
i literally just fell off my bed readin this. possibly made my day.
hahahaha best text EVER
hahahhhh i love baltimore:)
Holy $h!t that in a sothern Maryland ##### yesssssss we WIN
represent, eastern shore
classy classy maryland!!
im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be king ;)
ahhhhhhhhhhhh this is my best friend ahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaaahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah
LOL, this is actually my text XD, btw i totally hate you for posting this.
its actually not your text.. its mine but dats cool too
mine* hahahaha. i have the texts saved :D i remember the night specifically.
lmao, Allie Reed you are my fucking hero:) reppin the 410 in carroll county
How high does a sycamore grow? If you cut it down, you'll never know!!!
Ok I'm from Arkansas and Im pretty sure I've gotten a similar text.... So calm down. Don't think it has anything to do with the fact it's from marrrryland..
Best. Text. EVER.
yesssssssss you go pocohantas you win!
reppin the 410 love it
almost ashamed to say i knew exactly what movie that was from, befor reading "pocohantas"
fuck yeah im famous, wooo.
MD is the fucking greatest.
this just sounds fake
keep it classy, MD. I love my state! xD
Yesss!! Been there done that LMFAO
That's definitly my friend elizabth, I just know it
OMG!!! right wen i finish reading this, the pocohantas song came on!!!!
my day has oficially been made.
Good text, but seriously, who the fuck in their right mind would live in Maryland?
warning do not drink anything when u read this. I now have grape cool aid everywhere but hell that was some funny shit
You sure are
Hahahhaahaaha I love u!