can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
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dude, pocahontas is the shit!
this is my friend that said this shes hilarious
...You don't even have to be drunk to say that in Maryland.
That's like, normal behavior.
I live in Maryland.
me too. one of my best friends would say somethin this weird like 3 times a day
I just cried of laughter!
haha a lot of these texts are funny, but I laughed out loud for real at this one!! that's great.
im actually wondering if this is my friend...
To the blue corn moon?
looooovvvvvveeeee it :)
Possibly my favorite text ever.
I love this text. lmfao.
this made me laugh SO HARD
Have you ever heard the wolf cry...
and I'm barrrney the motherfuckin messiah dinisaur
lmaoooo, thats awesome
Ow, can't breathe from laughing too hard.
People that sing Disney songs while under the influence win my heart above all and permanently.
i died when i read this, BEST TEXT EVERR
OMG...glad to be living in maryland
this is seriously the best text ever!!!
it made me laugh so hard, and then i proceeded to send it to my best friend :)
gotta love maryland :)
He'll yea MD baby!!!!
Reppin the 410! And making me geek. Good shit.
haha, i can imagine that outloud
i think i've sent a very similar one... it feels oh so familiar.
this is great. i have to meet this guy
im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be kind ;)
oh how i love bmore
this is the best thing ever
that one killed me, is that really high or really drunk?
that's me and my best friend, and we JUST figured out we were on here. we were juniors in high school. but to answer your question, i don't know. i never got a full answer out of her. i was baked so the conversation turned into texting the lyrics back and forth instead of anything coherent. good times.
didn't Mango from SNL use to say that??
HHAHAHAHAHAHHA i love you
This made my fucking day
god, this is the funniest shit ever
Md sucks and pocohantas is a dumb vag licking slut.
haha that is awesome!!!!
god that's fucking hilarious. i would do this if i was baked. surprised i haven't, actually.
I'm from md and I don't know how many times I've used that phrase drunk.
holly cardwell said this
Nice, because singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" while wasted is so overrated.
I live right near the PA/MD line and know a bunch of marylanders that would say that
i used to live in maryland..i pray this is one of my friends
I think I am in love.
410 never disappoints me.
agreed with anonymous
i wish i was pocchahontas.
Oh my GOD... Never been so drunk that I thought I was a Disney Princess... DAMN I love my state sometimes. :)
lalalalala drunkk texts i love it
One of the worst tfln ever!!!
so this text pretty much just made my life.
MD straight reppin bmore style
Ehhh ehhhh soo funnyy eeehhh
This is possibly the best Disney text lol
So frickin hilarious! I love Pocahontas! Lol :D
almost every late night conversation i have with my best friend.
only in baltimore
so maryland. been there done that texted it twice.
hahaha this actually made me laugh histerically
U wouldn't want to c the color of my wind
No ur nor Pocahontas I am!!! Gos I think I am wastes! Either that or hogh!
this is not wasted, this is high as balls
dudeeee sit outside while high in the wind and warm weather
sing that shit amazinggg!!!!!!!!! hahahah that isfucking awesome
not wasted... BLOWNNNN
I was just singing this at work tonight lol
Yes, TOTALY MD!!!!
Haha....that's sum funny shit
really kinda trippy, now that I think about it...
i literally just fell off my bed readin this. possibly made my day.
Im glad to know Im not the only one who sings pocahontas when Im high. haha
classy classy maryland!!
LOL, this is actually my text XD, btw i totally hate you for posting this.
its actually not your text.. its mine but dats cool too
mine* hahahaha. i have the texts saved :D i remember the night specifically.
im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be king ;)
hahahaha best text EVER
lmao, Allie Reed you are my fucking hero:) reppin the 410 in carroll county
represent, eastern shore
Holy $h!t that in a sothern Maryland ##### yesssssss we WIN
hahahhhh i love baltimore:)
ahhhhhhhhhhhh this is my best friend ahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaaahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah
How high does a sycamore grow? If you cut it down, you'll never know!!!
yesssssssss you go pocohantas you win!
almost ashamed to say i knew exactly what movie that was from, befor reading "pocohantas"
Ok I'm from Arkansas and Im pretty sure I've gotten a similar text.... So calm down. Don't think it has anything to do with the fact it's from marrrryland..
Best. Text. EVER.
reppin the 410 love it
fuck yeah im famous, wooo.
keep it classy, MD. I love my state! xD
Yesss!! Been there done that LMFAO
MD is the fucking greatest.
this just sounds fake
OMG!!! right wen i finish reading this, the pocohantas song came on!!!!
That's definitly my friend elizabth, I just know it
my day has oficially been made.
Good text, but seriously, who the fuck in their right mind would live in Maryland?
warning do not drink anything when u read this. I now have grape cool aid everywhere but hell that was some funny shit
Hahahhaahaaha I love u!
You sure are