can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
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dude, pocahontas is the shit!
...You don't even have to be drunk to say that in Maryland.
That's like, normal behavior.
I live in Maryland.
me too. one of my best friends would say somethin this weird like 3 times a day
this is my friend that said this shes hilarious
I just cried of laughter!
haha a lot of these texts are funny, but I laughed out loud for real at this one!! that's great.
To the blue corn moon?
im actually wondering if this is my friend...
looooovvvvvveeeee it :)
Possibly my favorite text ever.
Ow, can't breathe from laughing too hard.
I love this text. lmfao.
Have you ever heard the wolf cry...
lmaoooo, thats awesome
and I'm barrrney the motherfuckin messiah dinisaur
haha, i can imagine that outloud
this made me laugh SO HARD
i died when i read this, BEST TEXT EVERR
haha that is awesome!!!!
People that sing Disney songs while under the influence win my heart above all and permanently.
Reppin the 410! And making me geek. Good shit.
OMG...glad to be living in maryland
He'll yea MD baby!!!!
HHAHAHAHAHAHHA i love you
that one killed me, is that really high or really drunk?
that's me and my best friend, and we JUST figured out we were on here. we were juniors in high school. but to answer your question, i don't know. i never got a full answer out of her. i was baked so the conversation turned into texting the lyrics back and forth instead of anything coherent. good times.
this is great. i have to meet this guy
gotta love maryland :)
didn't Mango from SNL use to say that??
i think i've sent a very similar one... it feels oh so familiar.
agreed with anonymous
Md sucks and pocohantas is a dumb vag licking slut.
this is seriously the best text ever!!!
it made me laugh so hard, and then i proceeded to send it to my best friend :)
So frickin hilarious! I love Pocahontas! Lol :D
oh how i love bmore
this is the best thing ever
dudeeee sit outside while high in the wind and warm weather
sing that shit amazinggg!!!!!!!!! hahahah that isfucking awesome
This is possibly the best Disney text lol
Nice, because singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" while wasted is so overrated.
i used to live in maryland..i pray this is one of my friends
holly cardwell said this
im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be kind ;)
MD straight reppin bmore style
god that's fucking hilarious. i would do this if i was baked. surprised i haven't, actually.
No ur nor Pocahontas I am!!! Gos I think I am wastes! Either that or hogh!
410 never disappoints me.
U wouldn't want to c the color of my wind
I live right near the PA/MD line and know a bunch of marylanders that would say that
god, this is the funniest shit ever
This made my fucking day
I'm from md and I don't know how many times I've used that phrase drunk.
lalalalala drunkk texts i love it
LOL, this is actually my text XD, btw i totally hate you for posting this.
its actually not your text.. its mine but dats cool too
mine* hahahaha. i have the texts saved :D i remember the night specifically.
i wish i was pocchahontas.
One of the worst tfln ever!!!
almost ashamed to say i knew exactly what movie that was from, befor reading "pocohantas"
Yes, TOTALY MD!!!!
I was just singing this at work tonight lol
Ehhh ehhhh soo funnyy eeehhh
hahaha this actually made me laugh histerically
Haha....that's sum funny shit
i literally just fell off my bed readin this. possibly made my day.
I think I am in love.
this is not wasted, this is high as balls
Oh my GOD... Never been so drunk that I thought I was a Disney Princess... DAMN I love my state sometimes. :)
so this text pretty much just made my life.
not wasted... BLOWNNNN
so maryland. been there done that texted it twice.
fuck yeah im famous, wooo.
lmao, Allie Reed you are my fucking hero:) reppin the 410 in carroll county
ahhhhhhhhhhhh this is my best friend ahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaaahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah
How high does a sycamore grow? If you cut it down, you'll never know!!!
Im glad to know Im not the only one who sings pocahontas when Im high. haha
hahahaha best text EVER
im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be king ;)
represent, eastern shore
MD is the fucking greatest.
yesssssssss you go pocohantas you win!
really kinda trippy, now that I think about it...
almost every late night conversation i have with my best friend.
only in baltimore
classy classy maryland!!
hahahhhh i love baltimore:)
keep it classy, MD. I love my state! xD
Ok I'm from Arkansas and Im pretty sure I've gotten a similar text.... So calm down. Don't think it has anything to do with the fact it's from marrrryland..
Yesss!! Been there done that LMFAO
Holy $h!t that in a sothern Maryland ##### yesssssss we WIN
reppin the 410 love it
OMG!!! right wen i finish reading this, the pocohantas song came on!!!!
Best. Text. EVER.
this just sounds fake
warning do not drink anything when u read this. I now have grape cool aid everywhere but hell that was some funny shit
That's definitly my friend elizabth, I just know it
my day has oficially been made.
You sure are
Hahahhaahaaha I love u!
Good text, but seriously, who the fuck in their right mind would live in Maryland?