can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
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dude, pocahontas is the shit!
this is my friend that said this shes hilarious
...You don't even have to be drunk to say that in Maryland.
That's like, normal behavior.
I live in Maryland.
me too. one of my best friends would say somethin this weird like 3 times a day
I just cried of laughter!
im actually wondering if this is my friend...
haha a lot of these texts are funny, but I laughed out loud for real at this one!! that's great.
To the blue corn moon?
looooovvvvvveeeee it :)
Possibly my favorite text ever.
Ow, can't breathe from laughing too hard.
I love this text. lmfao.
lmaoooo, thats awesome
this made me laugh SO HARD
Have you ever heard the wolf cry...
i died when i read this, BEST TEXT EVERR
and I'm barrrney the motherfuckin messiah dinisaur
People that sing Disney songs while under the influence win my heart above all and permanently.
OMG...glad to be living in maryland
He'll yea MD baby!!!!
haha, i can imagine that outloud
this is seriously the best text ever!!!
it made me laugh so hard, and then i proceeded to send it to my best friend :)
Reppin the 410! And making me geek. Good shit.
haha that is awesome!!!!
this is great. i have to meet this guy
didn't Mango from SNL use to say that??
Md sucks and pocohantas is a dumb vag licking slut.
gotta love maryland :)
i think i've sent a very similar one... it feels oh so familiar.
im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be kind ;)
HHAHAHAHAHAHHA i love you
Nice, because singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" while wasted is so overrated.
oh how i love bmore
this is the best thing ever
that one killed me, is that really high or really drunk?
that's me and my best friend, and we JUST figured out we were on here. we were juniors in high school. but to answer your question, i don't know. i never got a full answer out of her. i was baked so the conversation turned into texting the lyrics back and forth instead of anything coherent. good times.
god that's fucking hilarious. i would do this if i was baked. surprised i haven't, actually.
holly cardwell said this
I'm from md and I don't know how many times I've used that phrase drunk.
This made my fucking day
god, this is the funniest shit ever
So frickin hilarious! I love Pocahontas! Lol :D
i used to live in maryland..i pray this is one of my friends
agreed with anonymous
I live right near the PA/MD line and know a bunch of marylanders that would say that
No ur nor Pocahontas I am!!! Gos I think I am wastes! Either that or hogh!
410 never disappoints me.
i wish i was pocchahontas.
Yes, TOTALY MD!!!!
This is possibly the best Disney text lol
I think I am in love.
MD straight reppin bmore style
One of the worst tfln ever!!!
lalalalala drunkk texts i love it
U wouldn't want to c the color of my wind
I was just singing this at work tonight lol
so maryland. been there done that texted it twice.
almost ashamed to say i knew exactly what movie that was from, befor reading "pocohantas"
Ehhh ehhhh soo funnyy eeehhh
Oh my GOD... Never been so drunk that I thought I was a Disney Princess... DAMN I love my state sometimes. :)
LOL, this is actually my text XD, btw i totally hate you for posting this.
its actually not your text.. its mine but dats cool too
mine* hahahaha. i have the texts saved :D i remember the night specifically.
hahaha this actually made me laugh histerically
dudeeee sit outside while high in the wind and warm weather
sing that shit amazinggg!!!!!!!!! hahahah that isfucking awesome
so this text pretty much just made my life.
this is not wasted, this is high as balls
i literally just fell off my bed readin this. possibly made my day.
almost every late night conversation i have with my best friend.
only in baltimore
really kinda trippy, now that I think about it...
lmao, Allie Reed you are my fucking hero:) reppin the 410 in carroll county
hahahaha best text EVER
Im glad to know Im not the only one who sings pocahontas when Im high. haha
Haha....that's sum funny shit
not wasted... BLOWNNNN
represent, eastern shore
Holy $h!t that in a sothern Maryland ##### yesssssss we WIN
fuck yeah im famous, wooo.
im from md and usually we all end up singing lion king songs for some reason lol but i guess thats just my friends? ps - i just cant wait to be king ;)
ahhhhhhhhhhhh this is my best friend ahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahaaahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah
classy classy maryland!!
keep it classy, MD. I love my state! xD
hahahhhh i love baltimore:)
How high does a sycamore grow? If you cut it down, you'll never know!!!
Yesss!! Been there done that LMFAO
MD is the fucking greatest.
yesssssssss you go pocohantas you win!
Ok I'm from Arkansas and Im pretty sure I've gotten a similar text.... So calm down. Don't think it has anything to do with the fact it's from marrrryland..
OMG!!! right wen i finish reading this, the pocohantas song came on!!!!
Best. Text. EVER.
reppin the 410 love it
this just sounds fake
warning do not drink anything when u read this. I now have grape cool aid everywhere but hell that was some funny shit
That's definitly my friend elizabth, I just know it
my day has oficially been made.
You sure are
Hahahhaahaaha I love u!
Good text, but seriously, who the fuck in their right mind would live in Maryland?