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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.

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(205): just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate. http://tfl.nu/3189

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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.

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(205): We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor. http://tfl.nu/xv4s

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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?

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(205): Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in? http://tfl.nu/qt1z

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it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it

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(205): it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it http://tfl.nu/0her

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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed

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(205): I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed http://tfl.nu/lr4z

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During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?

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(205): During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker? http://tfl.nu/m2sw

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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.

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(205): I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs. http://tfl.nu/sygp

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You better have your party panties on Saturday!

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Why only Saturday?

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Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.

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(205): You better have your party panties on Saturday! (1-205): Why only Saturday? (205): Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri. http://tfl.nu/ifn7

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So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls

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(205): So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls http://tfl.nu/yvx9

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Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

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You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

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This explains so much.

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(205): Why are my keys in the refrigerator? (1-205): You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you. (205): This explains so much. http://tfl.nu/ouwy

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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook

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(205): Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook http://tfl.nu/0mxm

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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.

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(205): just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed. http://tfl.nu/2764

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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.

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(205): She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem. http://tfl.nu/ppj9

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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more

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(205): I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more http://tfl.nu/noxu

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TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.

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better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.

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(205): TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush. (205): better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush. http://tfl.nu/xveq

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